BREAKING NEWS! Elisabetta Canalis Can Ride A Bike!!!
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinElisabetta Canalis has been called “the hottest beauty from the most exquisite of countries.” Soon enough, you'll get to see her in Playboy but unfortunately there wasn't any nudity in the photoshoot. Apparently she's soaking wet in a see-through dress, giving a sexy pout to the camera. I don't think people are looking forward to it that much... if you want to see her nude just Google it. Source
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I wonder how her boyfriend feels about her posing soaking wet in Playboy. Personally is she were my GF I wouldn't care...
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that is because you would be too busy and glad to have finally gotten a breathing female to have sex with that you would not have the luxury to have her compromise for you, "player".
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I don't think the Cloon Poon givesa shit about her posing nude.
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looking kind of toothy.. great legs though
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ehh, not bad but not as special as i thought she was
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yuck.
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horrible taste in sunglasses... they make her look like a snaggle-toothed alien
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WOW! on two wheels and not a three wheeler and she didn't fall over.....big whoop
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who?
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She's okay...but like someone said before, nothing special...besides she has little or no ass...
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nothing to see, move along people
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"Elisabetta Canalis has been called “the hottest beauty from the most exquisite of countries.”"
by who? the blind?
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she used to be hot but got hit with an ugly stick
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Christ, what it is butterface day?
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hot as fuck, but I agree the glasses are stupid.
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looks like a man
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it's those stupid glasses
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“the hottest beauty from the most exquisite of countries.”
that is too much.
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