Breaking News! Jessica Alba Was Slightly Cold in L.A. Yesterday!
Friday, February 20th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
So, besides Jessica Alba's "bitchy celebrity" expressions on her face, how's everyone digging her new "60s mom" look?
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OH NO!!! More bad hair. I don't like her with dark hair and the dye job was bad. Ge your hair redyed!!! Come on with her bank account she can keep up with appearences especially something like her hair!!! HE skin looks faded out too. Ew. Being pasty is not a turn on.
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I love her!!...i just do!!...can't say nothing bad of her!!...well except C Waren..Fucking Idiot!
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Yeah she is a mom and all but she should not be looking like a granny from the 70's. Get it together girl.
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Mom jeans . . . no one EVER looks good in mom jeans.
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Yup... those are definitely some mom jeans. Wow... what happened?
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i hate that 'omg look at me so savvy just standing here in my faaabulous outfit if you dont get its because im too fashion forward'
bitch pleaase you look like a fancy 70s housewife who got back from her gap shopping spree (with no budget left for hair)
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is she part of the circus?
wtf is up with those pants?
the jessica i knew had style
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How the fuck is Jessica Alba cold when she has FUCKING ICE IN HER VEINS?
she RUNS cold ALL THE TIME.
fuck this cunty ice princess.
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Yeah, you right!
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What happened to her nice mommycans? She must have willed them away.
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She does give the impression of being a bitchy bitch...well, I feel sorry for the guy that's with her...but lucky if he does get her to spread open.
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I hate everything about her. She's a piece of garbage that should be happy people want to take pics of her bitchy ass.
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So boring.
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