Breaking News!! Jessica Biel Walks Her Dogs In L.A.!
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comWow, it's seriously been months since we've seen Jessica Biel's tight lil' booty walking her dogs. I always wonder why JT wastes his time with a chick who looks like Jessica, but then I see her sculpted ass and it all makes sense.
Anyway, the couple recently purchased a fifth-floor condo at the Pearline Soap Factory in Tribeca. Actually, Justin owns the pad & Jessica will simply live in it until Justin finds someone hotter w/ a similar ass. According to property records, JT picked up the three-bedroom condo for $4.774 million, nearly half a million less than the asking price of $5.25 million. Wanna see pics of his new place?
Since I know you bastards wanna see another angle, here's the Bastardly Ass Profile Cam in full action...
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*Yawn*...nice ass though
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Easily the best ass in Hollywood.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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She does have a nice ass.
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Number four is just. not. natural. Her ass is a natural treasure, and every day that she's not making a movie with it is a failure of vision. "Chuck and Larry" sucked, but hello? Jessica in bra and panties.
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well she looks normal here and still looks great
and man do i wish i had an ass like that
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IMHO, be happy with what you were blessed with Lilly.
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You won't need it Lilly, as you're already fine and super cute !
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Yeh seriously. lilly you should be BLoTD. i would take you and biel any day!
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yeah you def. need an ass like JB. you're not JB and def not Megan Fox. maybe somehow may your limbs elongate while you're at it. word for the wise don't do BLoTD. you'll get destroyed. don't listen to Stewie aka Richard. he's a creepy pedo.
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Go play fetch with your dog, Pam. I'm sure you can find someone to throw you.
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i don't have a dog so if i'm to play fetch i'll need a dog. are you busy? you're a dog. you'll have to do. i bet you'd love me in your mouth. you'll do anything to taste me. sick fucker.
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If you're just gonna admit it's you, it's no fun. Keep up the transparent farce, will ya?
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LOL you're funny...in a stupid kind of way
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The only way you could understand it.
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actually nope. most of what you say makes no sense for its to retarded for my brain to process.
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Yet you still manage to respond.
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and i promise it doesnt come easy. i really have put forth an effort to dumb myself down to understand your comments.
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In case you can't put 2 and 2 together, you're being PWNED. Quit while you're behind, before you wind up on the bathroom floor cutting your wrists.
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haha. silly man. you think you OWN me. i'll let you think you OWN me. what do you do to me since you OWN me? what dirty things drive your mind towards?
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Goliano, don't waste your time with the freak troll, trolls like to get attention, ´so, ignore it
Ah, anyway let's clarify something, I am not Richard, I'm not even from US, ok ?
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Yeah, dude, I know she's a troll. They're fun to play with at times.
Wait, didn't you just reply to it?
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Well, Nice booty or not, Powder Blue is not gonna get her an Academy Award, however will get teenage boys to nut in their respective pants.
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haha you can see that dog's butthole! haha
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LMAO! shhhh! you'll get GoliHOMO excited!
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Nice turdcutter
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Looks a bit mannish to me but the ass is nice.
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I thought the Bastardly Booty Cam would focus on that dog's butt.
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perfect ass, & fantastic looking woman, top 10 in hollywood
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As stated above that's a nice ass.
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"So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now were gonna be face-to-face
And Ill lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well cmon
Now Im ready to close my eyes
And now Im ready to close my mind
And now Im ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well cmon"
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RIP Ron Asheton
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Asses just don't get better than this.
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looking rather hot again..... she needs to dump timberfag
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Filthy dog loving slut.
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^^ geigh
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^^ geighest
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She's got a nice figure and a great ass.
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Oh yeah that's a great bootie there, nice firm and fully packed. And the rest of her is not bad either.
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Not only does she have a NICE ASS, I bet she kicks Justin Timberlake's too
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f kin ugly piece of meat!
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