Breaking!! Jessica Simpson Passed Up A Black Sharpie Autograph!!
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back as Jessica & friends finished up dinner at "La Esquina" restaurant in NYC's SoHo district. After giving up on a shitty music career (thank God), Jess is currently whoring herself out to media execs in NYC in hopes to secure a long life for her upcoming reality show in which she scrapes the bottom of the D-List celebrity barrel to earn some easy cash on the backs of fat women who need to lose weight.
Tentatively titled, "The Price of Beauty," will be a reality series about society's scrutiny of women's bodies---hasn't this been going on for 3000 years? Just because people made fun of Jessica performing in those mom jeans earlier this year at some Chilli Cook-off in Florida doesn't give her the right to suddenly become an overnight activist for women. That's cheap & it's bullshit, to say the least.
Here's some additional info about the show from the Wiki:
"She and a friend set off on a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why". Simpson will be hands-on with the show -- and will even try some of the "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful". [Source]
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I think she is so sexy. Yummy.
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Boobies look Delicious!!..Yummy!!...but she still look's like a chuby RETARD!...
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what kind of insult is that? 'retard'? jeez. i bet even 'retards' know that "looks" isn't spelled "look's"
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Nice Rack - I just love all the curves on her and all I can think of is motorboat...mmmmmmm
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Nice boobage, just imagine filling your hands with them while masturbating.
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she has some of the best breasts in the world, she is hot, maybe she should keep the extra weight, maybe
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Still boring as usual..*yawn* let's move on..
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yeah for real. lol i couldn't make it past page 3. and what rt does she have to be in my city? sorry jessica, faggots aren't allowed within a 100 mile radius. i hate her body...so stumpy. we both unanimously hate stump...it's a growing epidemic. and i cannot believe someone is actually giving her a reality show...wtf? i actually like the concept but it is now besmirched because of her...damn it.
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Yeeah for sure. They only thing sick in these pictures are the lively looking scenes of kickass NYC and her leather jacket. Yes, indeed, the concept is innovative yet, do some of the things that Jessica will attempt to do to make herself look beautiful is to not be such a douche?
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the titties look good. especially after she has packed on 20 lbs.
so kinda...it's cheating...
they still are begging for wiseblood to play with them because if nothing else is true on this planet, one thing will always remain:
WISEBLOOD LOVES FINE, FINE TITTIES.
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She definately has double DD's. Her boobs when thinner might be D, idk. If the "girls" get any bigger she would be whatever is after DD.
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No way they are DD. Have you ever seen DD? DD would be hideously huge on someone as small as her. Hell, they are practically hideously huge on anyone.
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Grow an ass to go with those hips and you're back, baby!
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I know. Bitch got "diminished glutes"
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Titties look mighty fine. A shame they're attached to such a loser.
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duude. i concur. seriously...it's her only feature. poor thing, she has no choice but to show them off every chance she gets. i would too if that was the only thing i had going for me.
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quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world.
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What?!!?? where do u live? what rock have you been hibernating under? that gets my vote for most disgusting, deluded statement of the year. uggghhh...she is vile.
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She's a beautiful woman. That's my opinion. I would consider myself a very very lucky man to be with a woman as beautiful as her. Why would it make you so upset that someone thinks she is beautiful? I don't see why that is such a strange thing to say about a woman who looks like this.
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well i don't personally find her attractive but ur entitled to ur opinion. the reason it's upsetting to me is because jessica simpson represents a social preference for blonde-haired big bossomed white women. i'm sick of it...i want people to open their eyes and see beyond that. i think things are heading in the rt direction with people like adriana and other brazilian models, eva mendes, cassie ventura, etc. those are women i find stunningly beautiful. but besides that, okay so you think jessica is gorgeous, but what else would she have to offer? wouldn't you want a woman who is profound...or at least has neurons? she is very annoying and vain as well. i wouldn't last two minutes around her.
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senorita, all of those women you mentioned are beautiful. and so is jessica. what does she have to offer besides blonde hair and big tits? probably nothing. but that's not what i care about. what i care about are the blonde hair and big tits. those are two things i really like. sorry
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Senorita, I'm sorry, but do you think the other women you named are intelligent? You don't have to go out of your way to convince people that she is ugly--i.e., you don't have to object to everyone's comment that she is beautiful. Like it or not, she is stunning.
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yes i find eva mendes to be intelligent and even if they weren't the smartest girls, at least the women i named don't try to act even more dumb than they really are for attention...it's pathetic. that act is so contrived and cliche. so unoriginal. and as evidenced, it got old real quick. i'm not trying to convince ppl she's ugly...i personally don't find her attractive but i don't think she's hideous...just unappealling. i was just trying to give my opinion, that's all. and if you think she's stunning that's kool, but i think she's far from that...extremely overrated.
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She looked better a few years ago - but she is very beautiful!
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It has to be understood the Jessica is like the blueprint of the "hot blonde American girl". As long as she looks the way she does, men will find her attractive. Me Included. Even if she has the Mathamatical prowess of a wild Gibon.
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I would so motorboat those tits.
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I don't care if she can sing or not, or add, subtract, or divide. She's a smokin' hot piece of ass.....
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Who needs talent when you've got...wait for it....wait for it...BOOBIES!!
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Damn! I like these photos.
-edit: I removed the crass comment about what I'd do to her titties and those glasses.
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Her tits still look great. I agree with the comments that they are her only attractive feature, though. Her mousy face is barely average. Her bowling pin shaped legs are awful. She does have a great figure though. And she doesn't look heavy here. I guess she wisely went on a crash diet after all the criticism about her granny pants.
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I'd like to knead her fun bags until enough blood rushes into her brain to make her smart enough to discover a proof for the Riemann Hypothesis.
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those are some boobs
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JESSICA IS A WHORE,SLUT,CUNT AND BITCH. JESSICA IS FUGLY,FAT AND UGLY.
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I would LOVE to see what some of you people look like!!!!! hahaha!!!
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