Breaking News! Kelly Clarkson Might Have Elephantiasis!


These pics were snapped over the weekend at 102.7's KIIS-FM's Wango Tango 2009 in Irvine. Compare these pics to ones that were snapped back in April, 2008 when she welcomed Pope Benedict XVI at some rally in Yonkers, NY:


Here's an interview w/ Kelly backstage at the event:


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now, i really like Kelly Clarkson and i think she's a total sweetheart and a good role model...but good fucking god, i can hear the seams straining on those pants.

she got BIG.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:14pm
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She has a killa voice........but she is starting to look like a biker dyke.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:15pm
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Thats not elephantitis. Thats called being fat.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:16pm
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How ugly she are recently!!!! Urgh!!!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:16pm
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HOLY CRAP
thats fuking scaryy
she use to be average curvey blah blah

but FUCK that is like elephantitis

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:22pm
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Wow. She has really let herself go. I'm sorry, Kelly, but you are FAT!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:30pm
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Pic 3 made think it was Rosie O Donnell for a second.

Let herself go is an understatement. Too bad..

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:37pm
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Good Lord, she looks awful. She's not even trying to look cute anymore. Caitie and plulu made me LOL!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:38pm
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I wonder if she ate the mic after her set...

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:41pm
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I wonder if she ate everything/everybody after her set...

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 4:00pm
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Gotta be a dyke, right?

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:56pm
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I'd still hit it like a single up the middle.

/I love 'em cute in the face & thick in the waist

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:08pm
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I'd like to have those big ol' thighs wrapped around either side of my head for about an hour. Then I'd bend her over doggystyle and ride her like the Pony Express!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:34pm
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what a porker!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:49pm
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Too many McDonalds I think...

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:49pm
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i don't wanna be mean, but she looks pretty heinous. she's a nice girl but sooo insipid. but hey she's actually entertaining me here! yay for fatasses! seriously tho ^ richplayer, i almost vomited thx to ur comment. thx. she's got a voice but i hate all her songs...so bland and void of any idiosyncracies.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:53pm
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they should make From Justin to Kelly 2 in which justin delivers an extra-large pizza to kelly and they fall in love. he's probably a pizza-delivery guy in real life

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:56pm
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4 Bastards Dig This!

She looks very American.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:57pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Holy fuck she's fat. I mean elephantiasis only affects the legs but it looks like its spread all over.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:59pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Lol at the Elephantiasis. Disease burn!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 4:02pm
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I kind of like extra poundage on a gal. I think she looks better than most of the anorexic twigs that most people here rave about. I have always thought Kelly was hot...thin, chunky or fat. I guess I just have different tastes, but I have found that I usually can find something enticing in most of the women on this site.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 4:05pm
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Jojo forgot to ask one question:

"So, what's your favorite fast food joint while on tour?"

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 4:05pm
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next she'll be on Oprah and they'll compare notes - but it's good that American's can see their true selves in their role models... down with skinny gorgeous chicks on the tube when over 60% of Americans are obese - ha ha ha I laugh at them

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 4:19pm
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She plumped up a lil Hopefully this new tour will Slim her down a lil. Still bang her Over 80% of the Skanks Posted on here though.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 4:55pm
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What is wrong with this women? She must be really miserable and emotinally fucked up.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 5:12pm
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how the hell do you gain that much weight anyway, she must be eating junk non stop and sitting on her ass all day until her tour.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 5:15pm
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I thought it was Janis Joplin wearing a fat suit

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 5:18pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Tell her tour manager to keep her out of catering.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 5:48pm
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5 Bastards Dig This!

She's getting in character to play Mama Cass Elliot in a 'The Mamas & The Papas' tribute band.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 6:35pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

OH FUCK, THAT IS FUCKING COLD.

YOU ARE A GOD.

*bows down*

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 6:48pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

LMAO!!!

Damn man, we're on the same wavelength! You beat me to it, but I was gonna say she was preparing to play Mama Cass in The Mama's & The Papa's Broadway Musical. Then I was gonna wonder if she was gonna choke on a ham sandwich at the end of her peformance.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 1:18am
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I like the "Musical" slant. And the ham sandwich death scene is a must, just like Elvis falling off the toilet before he croaks. Good work. ;)

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 10:35am
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She's the classic example of the 'I'm fat and don't give a damn' girl.
She surely doesn't care, her fan base doesn't care, but she's this close to having a health problem
Aren't you supposed to have even a bit of physical condition to be able to perform and tour? If she keeps up she will end up singing on a chair

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 6:39pm
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Seen Aretha Franklin, lately?

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 8:49pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Aretha looks really bad.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 9:13pm
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how did she get those big thighs, I mean she must've really tried hard not to do any form of exercise and pig out all the time. It's sad to see her like this though...

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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it is, isn't it?

go through the archives on here and look at pics of her from two years ago...

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 6:54pm
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i bet it was from making this past album. all they do is sit in the studio and eat drive thru and take out. being her last album was a flop, she knew this one had to be better or she was in trouble.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 7:01pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

omg, just thought of that family guy when Britney does her 'comeback' tour...still love Kelly though, and she aint fat..she's just bigger than the supermodels who regularly have choice spot on here.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 7:05pm
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oh that's a good one, too.

Kelly needs to tighten it up. it's bad when Carrie Underwood's no-talent ass is looking better than her.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 7:07pm
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oww no love for Carrie
i didn't like her at first either till i saw her sing on SNL. i was shocked how good she sounds.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 7:32pm
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no love for Carrie.

'country music' cranks out chicks like her constantly. she's a dime-a-dozen.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 9:11pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Meatloaf is looking good!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 8:24pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Underactive Thyroid?

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 10:44pm
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it's possible. she keeps ballooning up and then getting smaller...and then blowing up again.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 10:54pm
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This is not your typical case of overeating and lack of exercise. There is something else going on here.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 11:01pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Overactive flatware?

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 10:58pm
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dude ive always thought the same thing about her too,. seriously though! im surprised anyone else actually thought of that. cause she looks puffy..bloated..like not its not natural-looking..like its something medical

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:23am
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Wow, this is truly an incentive for me to get back in shape. I'm not that bad... yet.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 11:21pm
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If Kelly isn't fat I'd like to see the person who is. Delusional American McD woshippers. They're also the most disgusting unclean people I've met. Their homes are filthy, their women are too lazy to get off their lazy asses to clean it up. That's another reason for their fatness, they do not move!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 11:50pm
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wow try not to discriminate an entire country/population - it makes you sound stupid...PS my comment is unbiased since i'm not American

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:44am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

She sounds stupid because she is stupid. She deserves only your ridicule, because reasoning is futile.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:57am
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OMG! @.@ what happened to her? she looks FAT!

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:39am
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why is she always drawing attention to her legs with undersized pants?

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 4:54am
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fuck, she has turned into human whale..

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 7:41am
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I think she's rebelling against her record company or her "handlers" who try to package her by trying to force her into an image she doesn't like. It isn't the first time she has.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 10:34am
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That being said, at first I thought it was Meatloaf.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 10:36am
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Goli anus time to go back to your habitat, you know the one with lots of vines.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:02pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Hahaha. I love it when their backs are against the wall, with only canned racist jibes as a defense. *GONG!* You're done.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 3:23pm
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Not being stick thin is one thing, but that's just plain being lazy.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 4:54pm
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Wow, I never thought there would be a relevant celebrity pop singer fatter than me.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 11:04am
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