Breaking News! Kim Kardashian Attempts To Deep Throat Lollipop!!
Monday, March 16th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
God D-d-d-d-daaaayuuum!Make all the penis & blow job jokes you wanna make because it's more than obvious that Kim Kardashian know's what will happen if she walks around Miami Airport sucking on a fat lollipop.
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first....why the fuck does she have a rhinestone studded lollipop stick? what a douche. talk about unnecessary. she ain't tryin to deep throat that shit...these pix are lame. i prefer watching annalynne mccord with her huge ass banana. but her boots are pretty ill.
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even in dresses that big ass is dominant
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Yes it is. Thank you GOD!!!
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"Remember girls... Practice! Practice! Practice!"
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slut
I like da 1st definition a lot...
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And here it is I thought you were still trying to find yourself!
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there's a sucker born every minute but very few of them will ever be as lucky as that one.
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and to change things slightly... ;)
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Didn't she say in an interview awhile back that she loves giving head? After watching that sextape I'd say she's pretty damn good when it comes to blowjobs.
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Airport dude: "Phil bet me 50 bucks, that i wouldn't tell kim k that her ass is too big for carry on."
Airport dude: "Fucking bitch ripped the joystick off of the Pac-man machine and is sucking on it. Camel cunt just ruined my 5 o'clock break.
oh wait it's just a lollipop..."
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oops, captions are for page 4...
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ur losing ur touch, boy...
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"li li li li li lick me like a lollipop..."
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haha, no kidding... it's kinda hard to get into prick mode, if i don't visit the bastardly every single day...
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good 4 u.
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lol, omg l8r...
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ya, l8r aligator...
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she should be used to having all that black dick in her mouth all day long
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She looks so mediocre it ain't even funny.
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SHE JUZT ALWAYS HAS SUMTHIN UP HER BIG MOUTH, WHETHER IT'S A LOLLIPOP OR A BIG BLACK COCK!!!!!
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You need one for your mouth! Oh and look, I just happen to have a one. A BIG BLACK TROUSER SNAKE or:
BLACK SNAKE MOAN
SNAKES ON A PLANE
ALABAMA BLACK SNAKE
ANACONDA
PYTHON
RACH IS MASTER OF DOOMS TROUSERS
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