Breaking News!! Megan Fox & Shia LaBeouf Grab A Coffee Together!
Friday, May 29th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
If you read through Shia LaBeouf's Wiki page, he comes off as a broke-ass mofo living out the American dream (i.e. dad was a heroin addict, mom raises him as a poor Jewish kid in L.A.---isn't that an oxymoron?), but all I gotta say is that thank goodness he's Jewish! He literally came out of nowhere to strike the Hollywood Lottery with his assortment of major blockbusters (Indiana Jones, Transformers). Then again, with people like Steven Spielberg pulling for him, how the hell can you possibly go wrong?!
Well anyway, these two were spotted yesterday grabbing a coffee together. Is this some cheap-ass way of building buzz for their upcoming movie or is Shia LaBeouf FINALLY getting a piece of Megan Fox?! For all the money has hidden away in the bank, you'd think he'd be married to Megan Fox by now. I'm pretty sure he offered himself to her---that is, only if she converted to Judaism (a la Isla Fisher & Sasha Baron Cohen).
Their new movie Transformers 2 opens in theaters on June 24th. View the trailer on the official website.
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THIS GIRL IS EVERYWHERE!!! C'mon, is this hoe really that important?!
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yeah she is. especially at this moment in time...let her shine damn it.
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@ least she could pick some more flattering clothes than those raggity ones. Does she not have a stylist?!
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nope.
doesn't have her own stylist nor a mirror, apparently
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She's an actress and a bad one at that. How is she important?
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Don't mind her...she's clearly ultra gaaaay.
(see her comment below)
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oh, really? and ur ultra ugly, u anorexic cunt. ur a HATER, it's soo obvious. but i'd probably hate on every hot girl if i looked like you too. why do u care about my opinion? ur a faggot, go back to vomiting the 3 crackers you ate last nt.
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^^^^^^
Issssues.......
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is she overrated? maybe. but she's fresh meat and you can't say she's not gorgeous. even if u dislike her, admit her undeniable beauty. i think we all unanimously concur that her acting skills are mediocre but give the girl a chance. i mean gisele bundchen used to get oodles of attention when she first hit the scene and she's much less attractive than megan and she does nothing but take pictures and walk runways for a living so how is megan any less relevant?
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Weren't you gone precious?
Your wanton feelings are gone?
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I never said Gisele or the likes of her were relevant. 99.9% of celebrities are completely unimportant. And by the way, beauty is in the eye of the beholder so Megan isn't necessarily prettier than Gisele.
And about her beauty, all I can say is that her plastic surgeon's skills are undeniable.
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yeah beauty is in the eyes of the beholder but there are plenty of women who are obviously pretty and megan is one of them. so for someone to say she is anything less than pretty,hot, or beautiful is obviously jealous. there are plenty of beautiful women out there who are just beautiful, plain beautiful or hot and people who say they are anything less have a distorted reality or are just plain jealous, or just grew up thinking something that is average or ugly is beautiful, some people are just against beauty and prefer ugly things over beautiful things, not everyone can have good taste or prefer beauty over the rest. so you are wrong Andro. when people are jealous they don't admit it ever or get into the denial mode or just pick on a tiny flaw to not look jealous. a jealous person convinces themselves that something beautiful is ugly or average.so all these jealous men and women or distorted people. many times beauty is not in the eye of the beholder.
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andro you sound like one of those people who are insecure or jealous. you are picking on her job and surgery. jealousy there. or you just have bad taste. a guy can have all the surgery in the world with the same surgeon she had and a dude would not even look half as beautiful as megan. im not surprised if girls and guys a like got jealous of Megan if they ever got a chance to meet her in person.
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aorry Andro. many times beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder and most people who criticize obvious beautiful women tend to be ugly,average,insecure,jealous and in deanial. Some people just can't face the facts. There is always going to be a girl who is more beautiful,hotter, and everything more than all of us guys,girls, and trannies. All those things i mentioned aren;t good things. Megan is 100 times prettier than Gisele because Megan is real femininity. Giseles features aren't that feminine, her features are more rough like a mans. megan has soft feminie feature women aren't suppose to look like Gisele. The more feminine a women looks the more beautiful she is. I guess you like tranny like looking women. Queer.
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Well if she isn't, Bastardly makes sure she is....at least here...
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HELL YEAH, YOU BET SHE IS
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I WANT THOSE BOOTS.
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He's adorable, but needs to shave that crap off his face.
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omfg...could this be an omen of a future sex tape?! lol probably wishful thinking but that would seriously be the most salacious shit..EVER. i think they're both unbelievably sexy so the two of them together would be like a supernova of hotness. mmmm...just thinking about it inspires wanton feelings. i g2g.
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they look good together..
BAG or Shia? Fuck BAG, this man has no future, but Shia is different, his Jewish connection can be very good for his future career.
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what do you mean "future career?"
how much better can his career possibly get?!
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well, he is one of those young actors that has opportunity to star in a big major movie like Transformer and Indiana Jones.
his Jewish connection? Spielberg is the executive producer of Transformer and the director of Indiana and it seems that Spielberg has a very big interest to Shia.
He also plays in low budget drama like : A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and The Greatest Game Ever Played (the boy has talent).
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he does have talent
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He really does.
Do your homework, Moe.
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Shia is friggin hot!
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Megan's thighs! OW!!
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Nothing douchier than a douche wearing a 100 dollar t-shirt of a band he doesn't even listen to or like. And don't tell me that he likes EL&P. He's neither cool enough or nerdy enough to like them. What, is he listening to Olympic Fanfare in his G-Wagon? Please. What a poseur. Dude is going to be on a sitcome in five to seven years because no one likes him. He's not the next Tom Hanks; he's the next John Cryer.
And Megan Fox is hot as fuck. Trying to convince anyone of the opposite is pointless. Wherever Megan Fox is, she's the hottest person there. Always. And she will be for a while. She's young, beautiful and a movie star. If you can't wrap your thick skull around those facts then you don't deserve to have access to a computer. End of story.
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"Wherever Megan Fox is, she's the hottest person there. Always. And she will be for a while"
False. Yes she is hot but people... alot of people are WAAAAAY hotter than her or equally hot. People make a big deal out of certain chicks when there are everyday people out there better looking than her so thats why Megan is NOT A BIG DEAL.
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Both of these "stars" are overrated. Hopefully, Transformers 2 won't suck as badly as Terminator 4.
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I don't know about you haters, but she definitely transformed something in my trousers!
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Dude! Didn't you hear? She's about to transform transcendentally into a toxic transsexual!! How very transparent.
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And judging by how much she keeps chugging on that coffee, it won't be long-lived either. You go from coffee to coffin soon, Megan.
You're Not that Stone Cold Fox then, are ya, Meggie.
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lmao at that disgusting homo jewboy Shia. My cock is thicker than his weakass arms. Come here Megan darling, I'll show you what a *real* man's cock does to a woman's mood...
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Replace the "je" in "jewboy" with a "co", as in "cowboy" :)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
{Which Shia Labeouf is not btw}
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he's ugly
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she is so overrated and looks tranny i dont like her monkey nose and that long horse face.she is average
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Megan is too fake to be taken seriously
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OHhhh Man, is this tempting or what? Dayum, this just invigorates all sexual types of tension between those two. When will they just accept the fact that their romance on screen is also off screen and just fuck each other?? Too bad I couldn't watch it..unless they leaked a tape..i can only dream..
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this slut has had so much plastic surgery that's why she's so insecure.if she had brown eyes nobody noticed her.
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She doesn't look that good in those photos... wtf?
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thats odd huh, that tear my mind apart, ARGH!!!
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I'm sure they are just friends...if they werent, that conceited bitch wouldnt have been smiling...she would have been making faces that involve her tongue...because you know, she thinks she is being "naturally" sexy that way *rolls eyes*
Shia is a cutie...loved him ever since even stevens.
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wow, shia rules, handsome guy
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Whatever you say, Max Papis lol
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what a mess. they look like 2 hicks, both dirty and very boyish.
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this bitch got fucking fake teeth and got her lips plumped up (her mouth used to be small)... it looks fucking horrible cause now she looks like a buck toothed hillbilly. and... shia is just too fucking skinny. These two are fucking.. average people you see evryday with a hint of a movie star.
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"but all I gotta say is that thank goodness he's Jewish! "
WTF?
Can you enlighten us all as to what is intended by that... please.
Personally, I believe that it's wrong and even racist for Steven Spielberg to be "pulling for him" is it's based upon his racial or religious background.
How can you expect people to all get along together in this f-ed up world
when there's people saying crap like that?
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why she need to convert to judaism ? she should convert to islam.
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she's a good looking girl. Very sexy but much too low rent to be beautiful. She'll never be elegant, i don't know why -some people just can't pull it off.
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Women only look good wearing baseball hats with a pony tail. No other type of hat works for women.
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I beg to differ. I saw a mannequin wearing a pink hat and the whole works.
Looked HOT!
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two words. pillbox hat.
silly boy.
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Right on, Caits. That ACE dunno much, huh?! This is class:
http://www.couture-bridal.com/prodimages/h5017-s.jpg
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pic 3...lol at zero butt
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Notice how wide her upper thighs appear in the 1st pic, on page 3, in comparison to them in the 2nd pic on that same page. Her jeans are obviously flattening her butt and thighs, horizontally, across the back.
Megan has a butt:
Tight, non-stretch jeans will contort soft flesh into whatever shape the jeans were made to.
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she has it there because she's twerking it and sitting down, so her butt gets together and looks plump.
i'm just creeped out you have these pictures on hand..
and no, she does not have a butt, i have seen many photos that show this, i just never saved them onto my computer for future references.
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What makes you think I didn't find them on the web... where else would they be?
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jews get all the pussy. them and blacks
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emerson lake and palmer sucks
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Lake and Palmer might, but not Emerson.
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i love every bone in her body. especially mine
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Anyone who thinks she isn't good looking is fucking blind, retarded, or jealous.
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true that. There no way in hell anyone deep down would actually think she is ugly or average. It's pure insecurity,jealousy, and denial. She is obviously beautiful. Who cares all the people who say she is ugly or average are the ones who are ugly and average. Megan makes those peope look like roaches. I can't belive people are going to judge her obvious beauty and we are actually goign to belive they really think that.
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They would make a nice couple.
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