Breaking News! Miley Cyrus Drinks Smoothies From Robeks Juice!
Monday, April 13th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinObserve and Report didn't live up to box-office expectation & took only $11mil compared to Hannah Montana: The Movie running away with a whopping $34 million over Easter weekend. Fast & Furious came in second. SHITTT!!
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAnd of course, the real winner in all this is Miley's mom, Leticia "Tish" Finley. All she had to do was have sex with Billy Ray, pop out a few kids & watch the rest unfold before her eyes. God damn!
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WTF is Miley Cyrus on the Bastardly, Moe? She is not even legal. You can do better!
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fugly. and her annoying nasal voice is even worse than her ugly mug. this girl has no looks, no smarts, and no talent. she has no business working in entertainment.
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The girl is box office gold! lol
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Her mom is a MILF!
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umm miley cyrus really? she's a child.
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Quack! Quack! Duck lips.
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I want her money!
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the face of a retard.
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Yeah, you right!
And, it looks like Retard smelled her own toots on Page 1. Her retarded faces are worse than Adriana's.
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Haters! She is pretty and i love her voice!!!
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go away you overrated teenage ho!
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haha, i think u need see a doctor for that call!!
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robeks, they used serve that shit at my school but now they dont im pretty sure it went out of buisness
oh and cute face on page 1 cunty
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I'd do 'er.
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her mom is milf... shes cute but alright...
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I don't blame Thom Yorke for snubbing this talentless cunt. Oops I said cunt. Cunty Cunty Cunt Cunt.
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Her and Demi Lavato are the most annoying chicks in entertainment today.
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pic #5 2 fingers up...I still think she is sayin
"These are the 2 fingers I call Mr Happy."
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pic #2
What did he mean, mommy, when he said "Here suck on this for a change of taste." and they all started laffin real hard.
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2nd pic on page 1
too jokess
Looks like she just got a taste of rotten cum
Wont be the last
no but on a serious note
She looks great
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