Breaking News! Miranda Kerr Topless in The Caribbean!


Over the weekend while doing a photo shoot in the Caribbean for an upcoming Victoria's Secret catalog, Miranda Kerr was photographed topless by the bastardly paparazzi. Since when do Victoria's Secret catalogs have topless pics of models?!

Maybe it's a special summer edition, but I highly doubt it. While we try to get our hands on a few pics, here are some sample pics to make the wait a lil' more bearable...

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Overrated

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 1:08pm
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So Overrated!!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 1:41pm
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I'll take overrated for 100 Alex!

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 @ 3:07pm
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That's a very boyish body she has. But I would still hit that like a doomsday asteroid.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 1:19pm
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seen her tits before

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 1:33pm
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She needs to put on about 20 pounds.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 1:47pm
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I'm not sure about 20, but she looked better to me a couple years ago when she was packing a few more pounds than she is these days.

Either way, I lust for her.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 5:19pm
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Miranda FTW!!! bring on the hate u closet fags and pedos. I like her and think she's hot.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 2:05pm
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Skinny or not, I just love this woman.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 2:08pm
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Nice boobies for such a thin girl, she's super cute.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 2:08pm
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She's a looker! Nice broad as my dad would have said. Wow!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
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People who think she's super hot, you can see her face, right?

Ass is flat, too (pic 5).

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 2:13pm
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GORGEOUS!
Haters stick a dick in your ear and fuck what you heard!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 2:35pm
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+1

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 2:50pm
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she may be overrated but she's definitely attractive. she does have nice boobs for her weight, they're nicer than mine and i'm not nearly as skinny although my lower body kills hers. sorry lol that was irrelevant her face is okay. i like her legs though.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 3:19pm
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my boobs are better lol :)

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 9:12pm
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lol impressive!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 12:47am
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Enough talk ladies, let's get on BLOTD and show us already.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 4:14pm
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LOL!

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 12:27pm
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cute nipples

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 3:53pm
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I know she needs to gain weight and all that shit but she's making millions and she's really cute. Stop hating people.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 4:51pm
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ok, just updated with better pics!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 4:58pm
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Not crazy about her and her widely spaced eyes. She'll always remind me of an anorexic hammerhead shark.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 5:12pm
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wow, so specific...

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 5:17pm
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I'm in that kind of mood. :)

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 5:18pm
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While I dont agree with you at all, the mental image you just portrayed as left me cleaning up the soda that shot out of my nose all across my screen.

Just had to share.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 5:21pm
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LOL! Sorry!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 5:23pm
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You funny.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:55pm
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very nice hot tit pics!
haters - go F yourself you bunch of ugly losers! I doubt any of youse look half as hot as Miranda.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 5:30pm
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Ahh these better pics just made 2009 much more tolerable.
Thank you MoeJackson.
She's such a delectable little morsel.
OK I need to head to the river to catch more salmon.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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SO THIS IS WHAT PASSES FOR A MODEL? DOOM IS NOT IMPRESSED!

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:42pm
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she is so so hot, but is she getting skinnier? she may have reached her minimum weight here

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:53pm
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I just think anyone that finds her SEXUALLY attractive is bordering on being a pedophile. I've always said she looks like a 12 year old, and these pics prove it.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:57pm
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Thank you!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 7:10pm
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i cant believe i'm saying this about Miranda's bare tits..

BORING..

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 7:33pm
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Go watch rallycross instead of your ridiculous action.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:03am
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so fucking hot, im gonna go jerk my shit off and spray my load on those TITS! DAMN!!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 7:57pm
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not really my type; a bit thin.. but the woman is adorable

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 8:13pm
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not really my type; a bit thin.. but the woman is adorable

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 8:13pm
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SCORE!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 10:00pm
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Goooooooooaaaaaallll!!!!!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 10:01pm
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"Yahtzee"

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 1:44am
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zzzz

I forgot to care about her.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 10:57pm
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she is everything I want in a woman; thin, perfect tits, cute as a button, dumb as a pile of dirt.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 12:30am
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she looks like when you see 2-6 year old girls running around with no top on at the beach. well, her 'breasts' do at least. she's cute, but not sexy.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 12:33am
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Those are some NICE TITS

The guys that think she is too thin or too flat either like Fatty's or like Men

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 12:55am
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hot hot hot

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 1:45am
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mm love it

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 1:56am
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She looks like the baby on the pink sunscreen bottles @ page 2. This is so. fucking. wrong.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 2:14am
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LMAO

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 7:43pm
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Boyish body? Overrated? You people are looking at the wrong view and the wrong photos!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 1:24pm
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Good yummy tits, good butt too

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 8:46pm
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Those boobs are way too small but good to see men complimenting them so women, who wanna get implants, thinking all men like huge tits, can relax...during vs shows and in pix, they appear to be B cups but these pix say A...tiny aerolas, too...some small boobs look great but hers does not.

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 7:34pm
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she has great smile...

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 9:34am
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Lights! Camera! Photshop! Well done Victoria's Secret.

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 @ 12:20pm
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More womanly than Keira Knightley, but still on the boyish body style.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 1:39pm
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Yummy. I'd like to melt a popsicle on her chest just to see how much those little titties could contract. Then I'd be glad to clean her up with a nice warm tongue.

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 3:59pm
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Miranda is wonderful just the way she is.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 7:42pm
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Hummmm..I would say her boobs are about a mouth full size...which is just right...just my size..lol

Saturday, November 21st, 2009 @ 1:21pm
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She looks so skinny here. She is still so damn cute.

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 @ 4:12am
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