Breaking News! Miranda Kerr Topless in The Caribbean!
Monday, July 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Over the weekend while doing a photo shoot in the Caribbean for an upcoming Victoria's Secret catalog, Miranda Kerr was photographed topless by the bastardly paparazzi. Since when do Victoria's Secret catalogs have topless pics of models?!
Maybe it's a special summer edition, but I highly doubt it. While we try to get our hands on a few pics, here are some sample pics to make the wait a lil' more bearable...






















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Overrated
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So Overrated!!
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I'll take overrated for 100 Alex!
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That's a very boyish body she has. But I would still hit that like a doomsday asteroid.
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seen her tits before
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She needs to put on about 20 pounds.
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I'm not sure about 20, but she looked better to me a couple years ago when she was packing a few more pounds than she is these days.
Either way, I lust for her.
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Miranda FTW!!! bring on the hate u closet fags and pedos. I like her and think she's hot.
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Skinny or not, I just love this woman.
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Nice boobies for such a thin girl, she's super cute.
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She's a looker! Nice broad as my dad would have said. Wow!
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People who think she's super hot, you can see her face, right?
Ass is flat, too (pic 5).
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GORGEOUS!
Haters stick a dick in your ear and fuck what you heard!
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+1
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she may be overrated but she's definitely attractive. she does have nice boobs for her weight, they're nicer than mine and i'm not nearly as skinny although my lower body kills hers. sorry lol that was irrelevant her face is okay. i like her legs though.
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my boobs are better lol :)
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lol impressive!
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Enough talk ladies, let's get on BLOTD and show us already.
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LOL!
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cute nipples
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I know she needs to gain weight and all that shit but she's making millions and she's really cute. Stop hating people.
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ok, just updated with better pics!
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Not crazy about her and her widely spaced eyes. She'll always remind me of an anorexic hammerhead shark.
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wow, so specific...
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I'm in that kind of mood. :)
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While I dont agree with you at all, the mental image you just portrayed as left me cleaning up the soda that shot out of my nose all across my screen.
Just had to share.
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LOL! Sorry!
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You funny.
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very nice hot tit pics!
haters - go F yourself you bunch of ugly losers! I doubt any of youse look half as hot as Miranda.
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Ahh these better pics just made 2009 much more tolerable.
Thank you MoeJackson.
She's such a delectable little morsel.
OK I need to head to the river to catch more salmon.
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SO THIS IS WHAT PASSES FOR A MODEL? DOOM IS NOT IMPRESSED!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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she is so so hot, but is she getting skinnier? she may have reached her minimum weight here
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I just think anyone that finds her SEXUALLY attractive is bordering on being a pedophile. I've always said she looks like a 12 year old, and these pics prove it.
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Thank you!
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i cant believe i'm saying this about Miranda's bare tits..
BORING..
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Go watch rallycross instead of your ridiculous action.
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so fucking hot, im gonna go jerk my shit off and spray my load on those TITS! DAMN!!
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not really my type; a bit thin.. but the woman is adorable
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not really my type; a bit thin.. but the woman is adorable
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SCORE!
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Goooooooooaaaaaallll!!!!!
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"Yahtzee"
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zzzz
I forgot to care about her.
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she is everything I want in a woman; thin, perfect tits, cute as a button, dumb as a pile of dirt.
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she looks like when you see 2-6 year old girls running around with no top on at the beach. well, her 'breasts' do at least. she's cute, but not sexy.
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Those are some NICE TITS
The guys that think she is too thin or too flat either like Fatty's or like Men
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hot hot hot
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mm love it
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She looks like the baby on the pink sunscreen bottles @ page 2. This is so. fucking. wrong.
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LMAO
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Boyish body? Overrated? You people are looking at the wrong view and the wrong photos!
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Good yummy tits, good butt too
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Those boobs are way too small but good to see men complimenting them so women, who wanna get implants, thinking all men like huge tits, can relax...during vs shows and in pix, they appear to be B cups but these pix say A...tiny aerolas, too...some small boobs look great but hers does not.
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she has great smile...
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Lights! Camera! Photshop! Well done Victoria's Secret.
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More womanly than Keira Knightley, but still on the boyish body style.
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Yummy. I'd like to melt a popsicle on her chest just to see how much those little titties could contract. Then I'd be glad to clean her up with a nice warm tongue.
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Miranda is wonderful just the way she is.
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Hummmm..I would say her boobs are about a mouth full size...which is just right...just my size..lol
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She looks so skinny here. She is still so damn cute.
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