Breaking! Princess Charlotte Casiraghi Hurt Her Wrist! OW!
Friday, June 19th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped yesterday in Saint Tropez, France (so, is she always on vacation or what?)
The obvious Bastardly Question: How does a princess who is fourth in line to the throne of Monaco hurt her wrist? After crossing out basic items (i.e. chores, opening/closing doors, etc, etc) we arrive at the kinky conclusion: Charlotte's wrist was hurt during sex. Can anybody confirm?
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Is she wearing a slip?
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Princess...i wonder if she has like a pack of sex slaves...i know if i where a prince i will....
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I can confirm that it was in fact during sex & that the p*ssy is indeed mine, she said it many times
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Sounds to me like she didn't even know what was going on, you didn't let her feel loved enough so she had to use regression. Maybe if you rolled her "THE RIGHT" way maybe it could have been you'res. "Sorry but that's the way it goes" Mmmmmmhu
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i hate those towelheads
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You ignorant fool
Monaco is not "towelhead" country. You sure your lack of education is not confusing Monaco with another country like Morocco which does have a heavy muslim/arab population
Dammit if your going to be a bigot, at least base it on fact.
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You're thinking of Morocco, not Monaco, douche.
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She should do a public service announcement for Handjob injuries, play it on ABC family...
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WAAAAAHHHHHH.
who the fuck gives a shit?
if anyone did, you'd need to start a thread for every time Paris contracts or gives herpes.
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I guess this is how u look like when u are the princess of a country, are rich and dont give a fuck!
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Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
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Ugliest princess ever?
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don't think so dude:
http://www.moejackson.com/2009-charlotte-casiraghi-lookin-beautiful-at-m...
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This is what bastard(me) said there,
"Looks like a dude...an ugly dude"
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I think you should do a post of Queen Rania of Jordan. Clearly the most beautiful and relaxed of them all.
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wow ur right. She's gorgeous.
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What an ugly "princess". Vomit.
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thats just a bad expression, you fuck....
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aw man... when she was younger she really looked like she was gonna be rocking hot and beautiful when she got older likeher grandma... shes starting to sadly go the way of her mom....
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im infatuated with charlotte!!
thxs for another post on her, no1 really does any updates on her
she's so beautiful imo
awww i had a fun time last night with her, i told her that i could go quick she didnt believe me and this happened
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I THINK SHE IS PRETTY BUT FAR TOO THOUGHT OF AS A PERSON TO COME TOO TERMS WITH ON A DAILY BASIS MAYBE IF SHE WAS THOUGH ABOUT, HER LIFE IN GENERAL, SHE WOULD TELL YOU TO LET HER ALONE AND HER FAMILY BUT YOU ARE RIGHT SHE DOES DESERVE THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE SURELY IS. BYE CHARLOTTE YOU CUTIE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT IT WOULD BE FUN TO BE FRIENDS OR ATLEAST UNTIL YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO KEEP UP WITH EVERYONE, WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN. LISTEN TO FOREIGNER THE BAND SOMENIGHT AND YOU WILL HEAR ME ON IT SINGING ALL OF MY SECRETS ABOUT PARADISE AND OUTERSPACE TO A DREAM OF MINE THAT MEANS HAPPINESS MORE LIKE A SUBTLE TIME IS WHAT IT IS WHERE I CAN ENJOY SOMETHING. I HOPE YOU'RE MOM GIVES YOU EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT. BYE SORRY BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN INTRUDING UPON YOU ALL. AND I AM SORRY FOR THE PART THAT SAYS SHE'S PRETTY.
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