BREAKING! Russell Brand Makes Katy Perry Fill Gas & Drive! Audi Alert!
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped yesterday in L.A.This is one of the oddest relationships in C-List Hollywood at the moment.
One person's on the way down (Katy Perry), while the other is clawing his way into mainstream American panties (Russell Brand). I feel like both are using each other---one to stay in the game (Katy Perry) and the other get a solid start in the game (Russell Brand), so let's see who'll come out on top.
Like I said, it's a very odd relationship that I can't see lasting past the holidays---that's when Russell will get drunk and have elevator sex with three random hotties at some Christmas party. Who can blame him?
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some real engrish shit
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what does that shirt mean. is it an old douchebagian saying?
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They're lyrics from Mobb Deep's Quiet Storm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P1Sz-RozpQ
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Just looking at these pictures make you feel like you need to take a shower.
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2 whores
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I see your 2 whores and raise you 1 douche.
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She could probably use a douche
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both of them should be takes outside and shot
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already outside, they just need to be shot!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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Katy - AnnaLynne can pump better than you, bitch!
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looks busted here. she has to be REALLY dolled up to look hot because she's not beautiful at all.
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Well she does have nice decent legs, I give her that...and to be honest about it I think they make a good couple, but by looking at both of them, I get the impression they fuck every fucking chance they get...which is okay..why not? To each it's own...
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Russell Brand will stick his dick in anything.
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somebody needs to cap him.
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she's hot
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And....why does she have on the Victorian fuck-me boots with that outfit?
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I'm conlicted great legs definently but I'm just not all the way convinced yet.
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conflicted is what I meant.
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yeah he's real shit alright
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katy and russell making out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM
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he's disgusting
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This coupling just confuses the shit out of me...
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i think her legs look nice but i really can't stand that guy, she should just walk around topless so we forgive her
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Anywhere other than LA and NY this dude and the Jonas brothers would get the shit kicked out of them for dressing like queers. I mean queers in the most respectful way.
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Oh man, If anything proves this guy is a twit, it's listening to his commentary in Monty Python's "Almost the Truth - The Lawyers Cut." He is border-line retarded. She's a one-hit wonder who's tit's have added a few minutes to her 15 minutes of fame.
I do like that he makes her pump the gas though but quite possibly he's to stupid to work the pump.
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she disgusts me... fallen far
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Katy Perry has perfected the mindless-dirty-hot look. There's something about that page one photo of her pumping gas that just makes me want to take her into the gas station's bathroom and break her in half.
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as they both are going nowhere at the speed of light, coupling up makes sense
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Gotta hand it to her... anyone else would be in shorts. SMASH!
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I bet Russell brand smells like shit.
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