BREAKING! Russell Brand Makes Katy Perry Fill Gas & Drive! Audi Alert!

These were snapped yesterday in L.A.

This is one of the oddest relationships in C-List Hollywood at the moment.

One person's on the way down (Katy Perry), while the other is clawing his way into mainstream American panties (Russell Brand). I feel like both are using each other---one to stay in the game (Katy Perry) and the other get a solid start in the game (Russell Brand), so let's see who'll come out on top.

Like I said, it's a very odd relationship that I can't see lasting past the holidays---that's when Russell will get drunk and have elevator sex with three random hotties at some Christmas party. Who can blame him?

MORE: Did you see the pics from Katy Perry's 25th Birthday Bash?



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some real engrish shit

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:10pm
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8 Bastards Dig This!

what does that shirt mean. is it an old douchebagian saying?

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:19pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

They're lyrics from Mobb Deep's Quiet Storm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P1Sz-RozpQ

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 7:28am
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Just looking at these pictures make you feel like you need to take a shower.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:19pm
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2 whores

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:27pm
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4 Bastards Dig This!

I see your 2 whores and raise you 1 douche.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 6:30pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

She could probably use a douche

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 12:56am
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both of them should be takes outside and shot

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:31pm
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already outside, they just need to be shot!

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 1:21am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Katy - AnnaLynne can pump better than you, bitch!

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:31pm
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looks busted here. she has to be REALLY dolled up to look hot because she's not beautiful at all.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:39pm
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Well she does have nice decent legs, I give her that...and to be honest about it I think they make a good couple, but by looking at both of them, I get the impression they fuck every fucking chance they get...which is okay..why not? To each it's own...

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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Russell Brand will stick his dick in anything.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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somebody needs to cap him.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 7:11pm
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she's hot

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 7:14pm
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And....why does she have on the Victorian fuck-me boots with that outfit?

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 7:31pm
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I'm conlicted great legs definently but I'm just not all the way convinced yet.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 7:55pm
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conflicted is what I meant.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 7:55pm
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yeah he's real shit alright

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 8:14pm
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katy and russell making out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 9:05pm
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he's disgusting

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 9:13pm
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This coupling just confuses the shit out of me...

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 9:29pm
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i think her legs look nice but i really can't stand that guy, she should just walk around topless so we forgive her

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 11:08pm
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Anywhere other than LA and NY this dude and the Jonas brothers would get the shit kicked out of them for dressing like queers. I mean queers in the most respectful way.

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 12:05am
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Oh man, If anything proves this guy is a twit, it's listening to his commentary in Monty Python's "Almost the Truth - The Lawyers Cut." He is border-line retarded. She's a one-hit wonder who's tit's have added a few minutes to her 15 minutes of fame.
I do like that he makes her pump the gas though but quite possibly he's to stupid to work the pump.

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 3:44am
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she disgusts me... fallen far

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 4:11am
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Katy Perry has perfected the mindless-dirty-hot look. There's something about that page one photo of her pumping gas that just makes me want to take her into the gas station's bathroom and break her in half.

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 2:48pm
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as they both are going nowhere at the speed of light, coupling up makes sense

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 3:02pm
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Gotta hand it to her... anyone else would be in shorts. SMASH!

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 @ 11:47pm
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I bet Russell brand smells like shit.

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 @ 9:21am
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