Breaking! Stacy Keibler Not Looking Boring; Rocks A Bikini in Vegas!
Monday, July 27th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Bookmark/Search this post with:
These were snapped over the weekend at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. More specifically, the bikini pics come from the Wet Republic Ultra Pool (where hot chicks hang out, drink & wait for rich dudes to pick them up) and the non-bikini come from Stacy's visit to the Tabu Ultra Lounge (where, also, hot chicks hang out, drink & wait for rich dudes to pick them up).
So, is it safe to assume that Stacy bagged a new agent in recent weeks? It's nice to see that she finally found someone who's actually aware of her only, albeit dwindling, asset: Her body. Now all he needs to do is convince this chick to exploit this asset while it's still an asset...
Anyway, normally when we see Stacy Keibler, she's either wearing jeans or a short dress and she's usually attending an event she has no business attending. For someone who hasn't had any worthwhile projects since she was on "Dancing with the Stars," (one of the hottest appearances ever, mind you) Stace finds herself attending a whole lot of random events.
We've suggested on numerous occasions that she perform career CPR on herself by doing Playboy, but she has chosen higher ground by remaining boring & completely irrelevant to the celebrity machine. She should be thankful for her great legs, but even those babies are falling victim to age. With world-class air-brushers on Playboy's payroll, it's still not too late for Stacey to shine...and earn a couple million bucks in the process (we're probably way overstating her value to Playboy).
Read more in Babes, Bastardly Hasbeen Camera, Bikini Pics, Stacy Keibler
Bookmark/Search this post with:
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Owww!!
Glad the Keibler does listen to the moejacksony
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Damn she looks Very hot!...Delicious Legs!!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I wish all hasbeen's looked that good.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
She's like a tube of toothpaste. You know it's almost used up, but you don't want to throw it away too soon and replace it with another.
I think there's still some life in her but the clock is ticking, Stacy.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Mighty fine - but she comes off as a bit prudish than her days in WCW or as a Nitro Girl. Still she has great legs that's fo sho!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Still boring as fuck. So she wore a bikini - who the fuck cares? Waste a post on her when she does porn.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
That's a flattering bikini, but I'm still apathetic about her.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
the only way she's gonna gain any relevance is to get naked. end of story. she does look good here, but really, drop the bikini top and we'll talk.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Cute bikini. Stacy suffers from Amanda Byne's syndrome(looks exactly the same all the time).
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
her legs look so perfect on page 2 top pic i'm about 2 cum now
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
*& her ass omg....
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Sadly, I think the Playboy photoshoppers are still slaves to Hugh Hefner's deteriorating eyes. Any pics of Stacy there will turn out looking less real than a Vargas painting. I vote she goes the stolen sex tape route, but use decent recording equipment. People are tired of squinting at the blurry / grainy video trying to see if it's actually a celeb or a body double. Or just follow in Kelli McCarty's footsteps and go all in.
Anyway, MGM is a fun place to hang out at. Even if you can't sneak into the pool area, you get to see hot chicks in tiny bikinis take the mile-long runway walk between the pool and the hotel elevators.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Wow, she's damn hot!!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
she looked hotter in the dress as compared to her in a bikini lol
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
+1
really a pretty girl, tho...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
fucking arrogant egotistical no talent useless fucking cunt.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
ur a nut:)
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
people need to keep demanding that she dresses properly so we get more pictures like this
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
hot but fading fast..
what was she been to be a hasbeen?? just eyecandy..
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Fucking ugly face and body
No lips, damn weird looking nose.. scary forehead
ugly, ugly, ugly
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
why hello there merry sunshine..
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
couldnt agree more. glad some people get it.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
finally!
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
dude, the guy who posted the 2 comments above me, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?
"Stacy having Values and class"
how do you think she stays "relevent" last time i checked, SHE DOESNT FUCKING DO ANYTHING IN ANY MEDIA.... that means she fucking and sucking the right people to get "invited" to any sort of celebrity event...
and how do you think she went from one of the plain dancer girls with no unique personality in WCW to being a "valet"?
class and values... if that means sucking and fucking your way to d-list celebrity relevance... than you hit it right on the head what those 2 words mean...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
dude, the guy who posted the 2 comments above me, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?
"Stacy having Values and class"
how do you think she stays "relevent" last time i checked, SHE DOESNT FUCKING DO ANYTHING IN ANY MEDIA.... that means she fucking and sucking the right people to get "invited" to any sort of celebrity event...
and how do you think she went from one of the plain dancer girls with no unique personality in WCW to being a "valet"?
class and values... if that means sucking and fucking your way to d-list celebrity relevance... than you hit it right on the head what those 2 words mean...
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
and i have NO want to see this self cenered, ego tistical, arrogant fucking whore naked... in fact, i dont have any want to see her at ALL... she should go back to being a big fish in a small pond under whatever rock she crawled out from and save the world from having to look at her smug face anymore.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
sho so preety ..
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
watch the blood pressure.. lmfao
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
how can anyone not like her?! she's just perfect, don't u agree, my better half?? just look at pages 2 & 3.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
Yes, God. i agree. She is an amazing beauty with incredible legs. She is perfect.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
I'd be licking Stacy's legs and asscheeks so much she'd be more wet from my saliva than her own orgasms.That's right more than 1 orgasm.
Reply to this Comment
GuestbookPrivate MessageMake Friend
lift that skirt up stacy....ow
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!