Britney Spears vs. Jamie Lynn Spears: The Bikini MILF Matchup
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe Spears family is on vacation in Miami in between stops on Britney's Circus tour before performing tomorrow night in Orlando's Amway Arena and the following night in Miami'a American Airlines Arena. This is the first time we've seen Jamie Lynn in a bikini; she turned 18 earlier this year. To think, her daughter, Maddie, is over 1 year old already.
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i'll still take britney
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say something nice , say something nice..
the babies are kind of cute
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Where's the neither button
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Indeed.
These damm polls on this site always need an abstain choice.
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Jamie....i guess...Britney has a very fucking Face. Jamie not so much!
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Have to go with Jamie she has more years left in her.
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Britney, because she's CRAZY, Jamie, because she has a lot less(presumably)mileage on her. I'd love to be the meat in a Spears' sammitch.
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Where's the option in the poll for Jamie Lynn's baby? Looking hot in thatr bikini
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ur comment makes me literally angry with rage!
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm
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technically jamie lynn's body is nicer but she is so much younger and her skin is more elastic but i would still choose britney. i mean even though she's "tainted goods" and her entire image is forever besmirched, she's still an icon. it'd be cool to say, " i fucked britney spears"
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I want to show Jaime how BIG a fan I am of her work on Zoe101 while Briney performs "Toxic" in the background.
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pic 2 A where she is yelling "Swim Blanket swim!"
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Brit
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Damn Jamie Lynn is hot.
Her body did not suffer one bit from having the kid.
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When i first tried viewing this page, i got an error message from internet explorer that read:
Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage
Most likely causes:
- you're not connected to the internet
- the website is encountering problems
- the page cannot open because of whitetrash overload
I'd go with the last one as the reason.
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SHUT UP BITCH!
DOOM IS MASTER OF D55'S PANTIES
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Hahahaha...
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Hello, hot sexy eighteen year old, lets be honest were all thinking it. That said, Brit you still got it.
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Babies having babies. Nothing sexy or funny about that. blech.
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Jamie isn't as used up, but Britney is garaunteed anal.
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Long time fan of jamie lynn spears, u look hot in that bikini. Nice.
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This is like choosing whether to get assraped with a broken plunger or a rusty chain.
Britney used to be hot but isn't anymore (yes, she's no longer the disgusting mess she was for a while, but that's still not the same thing as being hot). Jamie-Lynn skeeves me the fuck out for some reason I can't fully explain.
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wow, jamie lynn 2 to 1?!?!? thats actually kinda disturbing to me.
is it the u KNOW your gonna get laid on the 1st date draw because shes 18 with a kid or something?
seems odd to me.
hey guys, since Jamie Lynn is doing so well here, you should do a barely legal MILF match up with her and Bristol Palin LOL
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I like the way you think.
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Well given that they will both insist that you not use a rubber, best to go with the one less likely to have STDs.
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A+....
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Jamie-Lynn's got a tighter body — she's at her physical prime right now. I still can't bring myself to vote for either of these chicks, but it's not that surprising that most people would opt for the hot young thing. It's actually kind of predictable.
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errgggh the trailer trash breeds more trailer trash, I can't stand either of them.
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Here is what both of them need to do:
1. Buy a gun
2. Load gun
3. Put gun in mouth
4. Pull trigger
5. FUN!
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Jamie Lynn has better legs and her face doesn't look as retarted as Britney's.
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Obviously Jamie Lynn's got the nice body, but I'd have to go with Brit on the whole experience level. It would be awesome in a crazy/nasty/unbelievable kind of way.
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someone should cull them both
stupid white trash whores
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Jamie Lynn Spears is fucking super hot.
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Based on all the stories I've heard about Britney...Jamie Lynn. Hands down, Jamie Lynn...
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Britney out of nostalgia if she keeps on the sunglasses(she still has crazy eyes)..
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Which bikini milf Spears sister do you want?
C. none of them
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Wow. They look sorta like sisters...
;-)
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I didn't notice atferward.
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I thik Britney has redeemed herself amongst the Celebrity Masturbation crowd. Althugh I don't masturbate to her as much as I did 7 or 8 years ago, she can still get a good pull out of me. She really has the milf-thing going on much better than Jamie Lynn, and she looks so much better than she did a couple of years ago. Hats off and pants down for the elder Ms. Spears!
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