Brooke Hogan Does A Bikini-Flavored Music Video in Miami!
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinBrooke Hogan was recently spotted on Miami Beach shooting a music video. Now, who in their right mind would shoot a Brooke Hogan video---especially during a worldwide financial crisis?!
Enter: Rapper Yannique Barker.
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAm I the only one's who's highly skeptical of Brooke Hogan's new relationship with rapper Yannique Barker? Here are the details of the hookup:
1. Yannique Barker is not only a rapper, but coincidently also owns a company that shoots music videos for d-list celebs & chicks that Yannique wants to bang.
2. Brooke Hogan still has grand aspirations of becoming the next Beyonce and because everyone around her is too afraid of a public beatdown by daddy Hulk Hogan, no one has the balls to tell Brooke to quit music & do something else with daddy's money.
When you combine one & two, you get a temporary relationship made during recessionary times. Yanni's obviously having trouble finding work, so why not rip off deep-pocketed Hulk Hogan and get some phuntang in the process?! It's ingeniously ballsy, but sadly, it'll play out in one of the following ways:
1. Yanni getting his head chopped off by Hulk Hogan.
2. Yanni getting beaten the shit out of him while his video crew tapes it.
3. Yanni getting a restraining order against Hulk Hogan after getting beaten in public while getting filmed.
Obviously, any which way you look at it, it'll be a painful ending for Yanni, so we wish him well.
Anyway, let's dive into the pics! I know job security is on everyone's mind these days, so why not choose from one of the following positions...?
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
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1st. ill hitt it from the back...
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first??? here's your bozo button now go back to tmz on your school bus
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i'd hit it but that is a big girl
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ugh she is too nasty
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Her body isn't as bad as her face.
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Brooke is 4 inches taller than that guy and twice as thick.
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so what?
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"2. Brooke Hogan still has grand aspirations of becoming the next Beyonce and because everyone around her is too afraid of a public beatdown by daddy Hulk Hogan, no one has the balls to tell Brooke to quit music & do something else with daddy's money."
quoted for GREAT TRUTH and ACCURACY.
as much as i don't want to say it...she needs to go into the family business. i know Vince McMahon would back Ft. Knox up to her door if he could sign her to a contract. and...again...i really don't want to say it...because she's a sweet girl and she just doesn't know...it's what she's literally genetically built to do. she's 6'0". she wears a size 12 shoe. most designer dresses look like they're going to literally explode at the seams when she wears them. she's natually buff. she's got daddy's 'roid tainted DNA. she should just become a wrestler and be done with it. the music thing isn't going to work. pre-packaged pop crap is dead.
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Um...Caitie said it! Get this chic in the ring! She is hot, just not Pop Star hot. She needs to deviate from her mothers style, it ages and cheapens her. Dye that mop brown, get in the ring and toss some dudes around. Pose for Playboy like other wrestler chics before her. All adds up to $$$$ and fame. Oh yeah, and stop dating midgets, makes her look WAAAAYYYY to tranny.
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Look up in the sky! It's a Britney 'Amazon' Spears clone!
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well, at least her boobs look nice.
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F/U SWITCH...........
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This is so pathetic, it's almost sad. Don't people try to push beached whales back into the sea?? Why aren't the people in the background trying to do that to poor Brooke?
Imagine if Brooke Hogan AND Shauna Sand were workin' the SAME BEACH? I think the entire planet would be sucked into a vortex of Massive Fail.
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i wonder how tall she is , her legs are so short wow but again he appears tall due to her long torso.
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just shy of about 6'0"
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celebheight says she's 5'10.5 the people on there are fanatical about height. She could be 5'11 but I wouldn't say any taller than that. She said herself once on Hogan knows best 5'10 almost 5'11
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hence why i said just shy of six foot.
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Brook was on Tyra show and said she was 5'11, she was one inch taller than Tyra.
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brooke, dear...when are ur feeble attempts at a career in the entertainment industry going to cease? seriously, i pity her. she's a really, really sweet girl, like almost too nice but she's straight up deluded if she thinks she can make it as a singer. her voice isn't bad but she just doesn't have it...she's not attractive, at all and it pains me to say that because she's not a cunt. it's too bad looks are wasted on the cuntiest ppl. (ie. j alb, kim kardashian, etc.) and her bf is pretty hot! he's mad short but he's got that rico suave, papi chulo thing going on. i'd hit it. but i'm pretty sure he's just using her. :( poor brookie. nice tits tho!
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I'm surprised her dad isn't oiling her up this time
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Those pictures make me think of TWINS, it looks like Vin Diesel and her remade TWINS, mini-Vin in the picture is the new Danny if you need that info ;)
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Damn, that is one flat ass.
Is she still attempting a music "career"? If so, why?
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" Brooke Hogan still has grand aspirations of becoming the next Beyonce and because everyone around her is too afraid of a public beatdown by daddy Hulk Hogan "
Afraid of her dad! ha, ha, ha for real! Now look if her dad was one of the following people I would be scared!
Jet Li
Chuck(the Iceman)Liddell
Quinton(Rampage)Jackson
Micheal Bisping
Anderson Silva
Brock Lesnar
Lennox Lewis
Floyd Mayweather
Sugar Ray Leonard
Mr T (in his prime)
you get the idea! people who can really fight (and fuck you up)!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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ain't u supposed 2 B in jail 4 harrassing d55?
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Chuck Liddell is done, but yeah, he could still kick my ass.
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LOL! yeah he could still kick my ass to!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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I think I can take that fraud, Kimbo Slice, though. Well, in the cage, not on the street. lol
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Balls of Doom, you have nothing to worry about as Master of World. You could have your soldiers beat anyone down. Or I would take on the assignment and as Gov. of one of your territories I would be happy to do so.
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YOU ARE CORRECT! DOOM HAS MORE PRESSING MATTERS TO TEND TO! WRESTLING IS FAKE WHY WAIST A PERFECT UNDERLING! PICK YOUR TERRITORY AND DOOM SHALL MAKE IT SO!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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I recall Lex Luthor saying he liked Australia. Too bad for him, because it's mine now.
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Watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on YOU?!....
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Summon the power of The Ultimate Warrior!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc
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pretty intimidating but such a hot body
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thats an amazon right there. she should use her extreme largeness to her advantage. maybe star in HUGE WOMAN,TINY MAN porn or some shit idk. there is a fetish for everyone afterall and she's not unnatractive. just fucking huge.
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THAT'S A BIG BITCH!!
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she kinda remins me of Pearl from spongebob squarepants. Mr Crabs massive whale daughter
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hahahahahhahah
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She's 20 but looks like she's 39
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That dude must have no self esteem prancing around with a girl who is twice his size and can beat him up easily.
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actually that dude has the highest self respect for going out of the way of conventional thinking.
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I'm sure she's a sweet girl, but her singing sucks and she looks like a post-op Male-to-female transgender. She is thick like her dad and shouldn't try to be something she's not.
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haha these pics are hilarious. she looks like she could crush him. how could any guy stand to put up with being emasculated by her looks alone? i dont even know who its more embarassing for, her or him
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She's huge, annoying, and talentless... but I so want to do her anyway.
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