Brooke Hogan's Miami Striptease Act; Hulk Hogan's New Girlfriend
Monday, March 16th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThere are so many things wrong with this set of pics, so let's dive right in.
First off, the picture above is from a Brooke Hogan concert & not not a public striptease show on the streets of Miami. After a one year long disappearance from the concert circuit, Brooke resurfaced with a scandalous performance at a Latin festival called "Calle Ocho." After googling the event, here's what we discovered:
What started in 1978 to share our Cuban culture in Miami has become the virtual Pan-American showcase it is today - blocks & blocks full of musical stages with top latin performers, ethnic food kiosks lining the way and children's activities. [Source]
Ok, we'll stop there. Since when did Brooke Hogan become a latin performer---not this particular performance really showcases Brooke's musical abilities.
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Gross.
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and isn't it sad that brooke got all the masculine genes n her loser ass brother looks like a freakin greasy douche midget!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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WHAT PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?
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xDDDDDDD
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this chick tries so hard.does she not know? nobody gives a shit about her her adam's apple, or her scumbag family.
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AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Maybe dat's Rhonda??? You never know!!!
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Brooke Hogan looks like a man in drag doing a Britney Spears cover act. It's also a bit creepy that Hulk's girlfriend looks like the identical twin of his daughter.
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"Brooke Hogan looks like a man in drag doing a Britney Spears cover act."
LOL - You f*&@^n nailed it!
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I agree. She needs her own style.
/would still hit though
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hahah yep, u should register, 'lolz'!
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great legs but no ass, buttaface also
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lol Geez
She does look like a tranny trying to be a real woman for a male audience. Ridiculous.
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I'd give anything to be this pretty and have real tits too :(
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I guess we now know what her brother whacked off to while he was in prison!
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MY EYES! NO! Why would you post something like that... its horrible.
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Ohhhh, that's nothing a billion hours on the therapist's couch can't fix. (P.S. Look at Hogan's faggy pack! What a Midwestern cracker bitch...)
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Oh, she´s as graceful as an elephant...
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I remember watching an episode where he wouldn't let her go out wearing a skirt in the summertime.... LOL
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Page 2. The Myspace pout has hit Hulk Hogan.
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wow who gives a fuck, i seem this chick so many fucking times back in 2006 on her music videos... crazy! so this year, what a crackdown case for some horrible guys wanna be hating her as a fan... go watch some indycar series or american le-mans series at sebring, FL for 12 hours to shut your damn mouth and forget it...
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that was sexy...
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i guess were lucky that her penis didn't fall out during the pole dance...
by the way pic 7 isn't that flattering... she has no ass just a stinky hole in her back...
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HA! ninja that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! and it's true too
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Ex wife, daughter, girlfriends, they're all the same clones and the only kind of blonde he seems to be attracted to. And they're all quite manly too.
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"not this particular performance really showcases Brooke's musical abilities." ha what musical abilities? She really needs to go away, Brooke Hogan your gross
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The saddest part is... She probably makes more money in her shitty "music" career , than she could performing the same moves at an actual Strip club.. other than the celeb factor, she has nothing going for her .. and that factor isn't much anymore.
She "performed" at the fucking MALL near me about 2 years ago. I almost went down , just to witness something so bad, but though better of it , and saved my dignity..
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she's obviously some skanky whore who is desperate to climb the social ladder. his daughter is just as skanky....he might as well just do her.
yeah, I went there....
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well his ex wife is a carbon copy of his daughter anyway....sooo...what does it matter?
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haha wow okay... i'm a little disgusted but at the same i have respect for her
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NASTY, normally a girl at a stripper pole would arouse something in me, but this man jawed, hulk in drag just does nothing, the softest soft on I have ever had, argggggghhh my poor eyes.
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Is it me of did the Hulkster change his crutch to another side?, he really likes the man jawed Wimmin huh?
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Stranded on an isolated island with no chance of my friends finding out what happened...I still wouldn't do this nasty bitch. What a fright.
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disgusting white trash. thanks for making america look horrible shit heads! their whole family sucks
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grosssss..poor Brooke, imagine being that fat and still have a flat ass..that must be irritating. Her dad is even more sick than her. On their crappy show he used to pretend like he had class and would not let Brooke go out on dates, and look at her now. She has as much class as a stripper, and so does their entire dysfunctional family. They're an epitome of trailer trash.
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Damn, this chick looks like Sean Penn...and thats not a compliment for anybody.
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That's one poor and unfortunate excuse for an ass.
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I really think the Hulk Hogan Family is another Ozzy Osborne Family both should be on a t.v.series called THE CRAZY FAMILIES BEWARE...Both are boring family problems with WILD children they are raising in this world...Brook and Kelly would be the main stars dealing with their boyfriends and music friends...
Oh well....
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wtf is brooke rolling around near a pole for? she's fucking gross...
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I don't know... but I think I'd have to tie a bib on and sit down to eat, if I could freeze her like that first image on page one.
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