  Brooklyn Decker: GQ Magazine, September 2009Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson Bookmark/Search this post with:  Brooklyn Decker has long been linked to Andy Roddick and they were married this past April. We've already seen some leaks to Bar Refaeli's 2010 SI Swimsuit Photos, we can assume that Brooklyn will be making another appearance in the magazine too... preferably in bodypaint too.Related in a Scandalous way:46 Scandalous Comments |
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if she was really from brooklyn would she talk like "hey how ya doin' over here ya friggin' mooks. shaddup de both of yuz"
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owwwwww brooklyn goes hard
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Yummy!!
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she is perfect, i think she is hotter then marissa miller
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bodies are comparable and both are buttery but i still think marisa is hotter. i don't like brooklyn's face at all. she gets points for having a cool name though.
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i prefer queens decker
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I prefer not to name people after boroughs. I mean we already had people named after the Bronx and Brooklyn. What's next, some fucker named Staten Island MacGuido?
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She should get the 2010 SI Swimsuit Cover
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She should get the cover for SI.
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no, it should go to irina sheik!
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Yes, Irina or Ana Beatriz Barros.
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A.G.R.E.E.
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No, Esti Ginsberg, or maybe Tori Praver.
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Id say Tori Praver, Irina Sheik or Brooklyn Decker
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esti is boring!... pretty but a little trite imo. and i don't see anything special about her body. i saw if not irina, than cintia dicker, jarah mariano or jessica white.
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*say... i'm having major type-o issues today.
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lol tell me about it, go work on your cacography as well..damn.
and i usually have adiaphorism.
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well cacography would be bad spelling or writing so ur statement is redundant. there's no need to say as well... i usually don't have that many spelling errors, i was having an off day and they were miniscule flaws. and ur reference to adiaphorism is really non-sequitor.
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lol i'm guessing u have indeed poor hand writing as well there, alphonse & gaston !
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how would u know that? i actually have perfect handwriting, thanks. hello we're all writing on the bastardly, we don't use perfect grammar hence why all my writing is in lowercase... that's my style. and don't hate on me cuz i write better than you. and stop trying to sound intelligent with ur reference to adiaphorism... it's completely irrelevant to what ur writing. dumbass.
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thanks for this late reply, just noticed it...and clearly that word "adiaphorism" is too complicated for the likes of you.. and sweetie, it's "non-sequitur".
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oooohhh i was off by by one letter. i'm so sorry i don't take the time to spell check all of my rebuttals. lmao. too complicated? honey, my synapses are firing 20 times faster than yours... my asshole is smarter than you. adiaphorism is related to indifference of religious issues not clearly condemned. fuckin' asinine twit. u probably had to look up non-sequitur as well to try to call me on a spelling error.
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Tolerance or indifference, especially in the matters of religion = adiaphorism. so, i was right 100%, and you know it as well. boy, maybe you should subscribe to some English lessons online, dear. A word A day keeps boredom away! how's that for synopsis on you! *_*
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yes and wtf does that have to do with anything i said? lmfao u are inane beyond belief. don't call me dear either u little cuntrag. everyone on this site knows me for my vocabulary you douchebag. if anyone needs to work on their english, it's you. ur the most noisome, odious, pestiferous, vexatious little twat on the face of the planet. how do you like them apples? oh and stop stalking me. i know ur impressed by my profile and language but get over it. i have nothing else to say to you, trying to reason with you is worse than teaching a child with an IQ of 20 philosophy. conclusion: i'm the shit, ur an idiot, u may be psychotic and ur jealous. xoxo
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awwwww...your only claim to "success" is your lousy laughable profile page. haha.
you would be my bitch in prison, no doubt about it lol. keep making yourself look like a fool with your long, tiresome essays, stupid! *_~
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hahahaha dude, u are so pathetic. please save urself while you can... ur not going to win with me. petra. fied. or shall i say pamela. anyways, u can't say shit because u are a stalker.... that little column to the right of my profile doesn't lie. lol and i don't take my profile that seriously, but boy do you seem to. i looked at yours once and realized how banal you are. i don't like boring ppl and ur putting me to sleep. i didn't question the meaning of that word,u just don't know how to use it and u keep bringing it up cuz you don't have shit on me. just accept ur stupidity, you'll sleep better at night. until then, keep hatin' puta. i'd be envious too.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
you think there's only one person who sees what a perfidy little tramp you are? lulz you live in a make believe land where only one person sees what a wannabe fame whore you actually are. oh, and just in advance for your next comment;
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hey pam... go eat a cracker you ugly anorexic bitch. isn't it such a coincidence that ohmygod, scorpio n, and obey your god all stopped using this website as frequently and u just happened to show up? hmm.. interesting. and u take the time to stalk me, try and copy my language (which u are neither smart nor cool enough to pull off) and reply to my comments? wow could u be any more obvious? go slit ur wrists ur obliquitous, repugnant smut.
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^^what did i say? you're just unlimited, aren't you? you're quite dysfunctional. and the only poser here is you. MJ is awaiting you, lady.
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okay pam. that's cool. continue to live in ur deluded world. creating all these little alter-egos and chimerical alternate universes. it's very cute in the most pitiful way possible. think about me while you're vomiting up ur dinner tonight.
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the only vomiting i see here are the words come spewing out of your yaphole. i'm really petra.fied. *-*
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haha darlin you have got to come up with better comebacks... i've heard that one so many times from you. u as scorpio n talking about smelling verbal diarrhea and other equally wack lines. ur so ostensible. if ur gonna have all these aliases, at least be legit.
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hey lady, i'm just sort of lazy, would you mind doing my homework for me?? if i were as interested in it as you obviously are, i'd gladly do it, but you see, i have to help my emo - help team for the weak-minded every night. yeah that's me, so good and kind! *--*
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alright miss incoherent. i'll talk to u later lovebug. gotta catch some z's. xoxoxo good night.
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lulz it's not that i can't do it.., it just bores me *_~
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ps; it had everything to do with what you said! you questioned the meaning of the word Adiaphorism.
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Andy Roddick doesn't appear destined to get the best of Roger Federer on the tennis court, but he clearly has him beat in the wife department. Imagine going back to the hotel to be consoled by this hot piece of ass after yet another devastating loss in a Grand Slam final. Andy Roddick is a bastard!
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it would make me play harder though, so i could be consoled that much more
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Yes, big disparity between Decker and Federer's fat, thin-lipped wife. I'd rather have 1 GS title + Brooklyn Decker than 15 + Federer's wife.
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Federer's wife is the worst. She's not ugly, but they do make an odd couple. I have this theory that he's got a weird Oedipal complex going on: Mirka's older than him, manages his career, and has him on lock down.
Brooklyn has the nicest body out of all the tennis gfs/wives, but I think the prettiest face probably goes to Andy Murray's gf, Kim Sears.
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I like.....Great fuckin tits this one has.
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Damn you Andy Roddick!
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Best photoshopped face of Brooklyn Decker, ever.
She is beautiful and sexy, well done GQ.
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she has a hot body and underratted but she losees points on that face..
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Hilarity ensues.
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i know. it's fuckin ridiculous. u really weren't kidding about this whole sPam thing, were you? at least i've been officially removed from ur list of suspects.
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