Brooklyn Decker in Body Paint: 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue

Photo Credit: SI.com

Did you already check out Brooklyn Decker's bikini photos from the 2009 Swimsuit Issue? How about Brooklyn's 2008 photos?

On the subject of body painting, we can't get over Marisa Miller participating in both 2007 and 2008. In fact, how does Brooklyn compares to Marisa's 2008 body paint photos and 2007 body paint photos? No one will ever beat the strategic product placement Ipod photo of Marisa.


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What a set of motherfucking tits on this bitch. I'm going to cum so freaking hard tonight once you pesky kids go to sleep and I knock out your mother with a left/right combo to the kisser.

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 5:38pm
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132 DIGS vs 80 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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That's a really good paint job eh? Especially on human skin, i'm really impressed

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 6:04pm
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3680 DIGS vs 5925 HATER ALERTS vs 123 DIRTY ALERTS
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aha I concur

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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If someone tried to body paint you, they would have to use black Sharpie and write, "Insert tits and ass here" since you have none, you hedious Skeletor.

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 7:35pm
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another ugly chick that thinks 3 tons of silicon makes miracles..

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 6:21pm
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Another chick that wouldn't touch your 400lb. body. Fucking slob.

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 8:51pm
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Where is the "i want this job" caption in the last pic?

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 6:41pm
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Ugly?? Yeah fucking right...

Gorgeous eyes, gorgeous boobs

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 6:55pm
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Yeah...something not right with the face. I know the nose, but she's just not supermodel material. Especially know that I'm almost 100% certain those things aren't real.
Even if they are....Still not up to par.

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 7:40pm
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nice lips but other then that not so much.. Ill go with Tori Praver

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 7:49pm
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i've been wondering this for a million years, do they wear anything on their fuckin vagina when they get painted!?

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 8:11pm
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do they wear anything over their fucking vagina when they get painted?!

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 8:14pm
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Nice paint job, but also curious to know how they cover the snatch part, looks very smooth and even, and don't seem to be anything over it..hummm, need to investigate some more.

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 8:21pm
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Something that makes her face look rough and masculine..maybe the face shape. She doesn't look good with clothes on

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 9:03pm
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FAKE breasts. look at her pictures in the 2007 archive, e.g. the one of her vs Julie Henderson...she hardly had boobs at all.

Nothing special here.

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 @ 9:09pm
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Moe, where's the "I WANT THIS JOB" label on the last page??????

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 3:49pm
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