"Calendar Girl" Kelly Brook Still Dating Boy-Toy Danny Cipriani
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped as the couple left the Noel Coward theater after Kelly's show, "Calendar Girl," in which Kelly plays the role of Celia---a role previously played by Jerry Hall.
And, just in case some of you were actually busy working yesterday, here's Kelly doing some juicy marketing for her new gig...
If you happen to be in London, hit up a showing of this play at the Noel Coward Theater. More info here.
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She's as thick as pig shit, but what a body!
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that body is unreal, so natural, so special, i am jealous of that guy
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LOL before Kelly, Danny Cipriani had a relationship with a transsexual.
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LMAO ouch
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LOL
what is up with British D-Listers these days?? danny used to date a transexual, and Jordan is dating a crossdressing MMA fighter.
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Yeah... The list is getting embarassing...
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I know! I'm all for us being liberal but i don't think i would be very happy if my boyfriend had been with a tranny before me!
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Say what you will, he's doing something right. He's doing something right now.
Hell I'd consider dating a transexual if that meant ending up with Kelly Brook...
I'd consider it.
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You would have to consider the fact that you literally stuck your dick in another dude's inverted penis. That technically works out to being gayer than sticking your dick in another dude's butthole. But then there is always Crying Game type entrapment shit so as Admiral Akbar would say:
"IT'S A TRAP!"
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I'd consider dating it, not sleeping with it. These tentacles don't put out on the first date. Besides, why fill up on stale confused chips when the gourmet entree is around the corner?
Pass the Admiral Ackbar cereal.
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What a Puma
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Neck down great, Neck up not so much.
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I wonder if he ever pulls her boobs out for a quick motorboat while they are riding in the limo to these functions. It would be hard for me to keep my hands off of (or my face buried in) her cleavage.
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her face has been looking really shitty; it is not pretty anymore...and i don't know if it is because of her hair but her head has been looking big too.
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Yeah, I've noticed her face has been slippin'. She looks like a decorated egg here.
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props to the dress, nice presentation of her "assests"
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she looks like a female gorilla and he looks like a little monkey ape
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i would stick a dildo in his ugly hairy ass so he cries like a little monkey bitch
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haha no i think he would enjoy that a little too much..
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boobies! that's all i see. that and a man face with copious amounts of make-up on.
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I know this bitch has an awesome body, which she failed to show here...but that face...is not to be desire, and I know what fucks it up, it's the nose, it's all fucked up...she should go see Micheal Jacksons surgeon for a quickie..
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Lucky bitch..
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