Can Someone Please Buy Geri Halliwell A Larger Bikini?
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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These were snapped over the weekend while Geri & her man-toy were vacationing in Sardinia.(At least)Three possible reasons behind this pic:
1. She bought the bikinis & got a boob job few days later.
2. She's too cheap to buy a new bikini after coughing up top dollar for her new boobies.
3. Or, of course, her post-Spice Girls career has reached such a low that she can no longer afford new designer bikinis.
4. Have another reason?
Putting her bikini-size issues to the side, let's turn our attention to more bastardly topics at hand. While vacationing in Sardinia, Geri Halliwell made her official submission to Bastardly's worldwide survey of Best Celebrity (A thru D list) Bikini Ass Pic...When Bent Over. How does she rank on your list when she's turned around & bent over?
UPDATE!
We dug into our archives just now (wasn't much digging involved) & found the pic posted below (see associated story). Obviously, whoever's responsible for buying Geri's swimwear before she hits the beach needs to be fired.
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Oh my. She is busting out of that top.
Sort that shit out, Geri. You're the only sane Spice Girl. Have some decency.
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wait... why the fuck would anyone want to get her a bigger bikini? I say smaller, or better still none at all.
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shes hot. she should just take it off.
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I never realized how stubby her arms are. She's as bad as Hayden Planetarium.
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Are all Spice Bitches a JOKE??...Come on...that Pink bikini is a ridiculous!!...and her bellybotton look's like an old porn star ass hole!!!...yuck!!
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yEAH. I AGREE WITH PECCAVI. I WANT TO SEE HER PUSSY AND HER TITS. SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOT, DANGEROUS FUCK
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Is she a MILF? I mean that bikini she is trying to rock is just not doing it. First lets face it she is a little too top heavy and quite honest if she was not sporting a top I am betting that those twins would be hitting her knees.
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ouch.
not cool.
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She thinks just cos hot Japanese chicks wear bikinis couple sizes too small, she can pull it off too.
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It's like when Jennifer Love Hewitt said she was a size 2. Respect your curves and they will respect you.
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She is not as stubby as Hayden, but I am wondering what is going through her mind as she peaks down her bikini bottoms....Crabs anyone ?
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I don't even want to look at the pictures -- I just wanted to say that the headline is probably the funniest in Bastardly history.
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Here's another reason: smaller is better.
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she's so 90's.
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washed-up hasbeen. bleh!
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why can't she fit any of her bikini tops? she must not have wanted any of them to stay on, yet she messed that up
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hahaha oh man. how could she not have noticed that every time? unless shes doing it on purpose. weirdo
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