Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!


- Jennifer Ellison Busts Out In Nuts [HollywoodTuna]
- Sexiest Hot-Girls-Pranking Videos [CO-ED Magazine]
- Pam Anderson Boring Beach Action [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Rachael Ray Learns To Talk Differently [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills [Celebslam]

- The Hottest Import Models [Complex]
- DWTS: The End Of The Woz? [Dlisted]
- Lily Allen Cutewatch ‘09 [Yeeah!]
- Zoe Salmon in FHM [Derek Hail]
- Queen Latifah got sued [The Blemish]

- Vikki Blows is loaded [Flabber]
- Lindsay Lohan Pals it Up with a Porn King [Celeb Parasite]
- 50 Cent & Britney Spears have ghost Twitterers [Cele|bitchy]
- Our Lady Peace's "Naveed" Record.... [The Bastardly Society]

- HOTTEST SLAVE PRINCESS LEIA BIKINI PHOTOS [Manofest]
- Bar Rafaeli See Through Top Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Kristen Bell’s Leggy Vanity Fair Outtakes [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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14 Scandalous Comments

I WANNA RAPE HER!!!!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 @ 7:44pm
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beautiful. i wanna (f)lick her clit.

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 @ 8:16pm
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Candance's face gives me wood.

I would pay SERIOUS cash to watch Lindsay Lohan get fucked in a porno, so I hope her friendship with this porn guy leads to something amazing.

I bet Kristen Bell has a tiny shaved snatch that smells and tastes like bubblegum.

I would fuck Rachel Ray just so I could hear her say "Yummo!" when I blast a stream of thick man custard in her big fat mouth.

Ashlynn Brooke is the hottest bitch ever.

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 @ 8:20pm
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Picture 4 she look's amazing...like a sexy hipppie!! mamita rica!!

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 @ 8:33pm
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I don't know if it was d55 or someone else, but a fellow bastard ruined this gal for me. I thought she was hot as hell until somebody posted a profile of her. It was in the comments when all the VS models were on the beach before the fashion show. She has a really lumpy forehead, tiny teeth and huge gums. I doubt you'd look twice at her if she stood in line in front of you at the grocery store.

Very sad, but I used to think she was top shelf.

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 @ 9:26pm
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I think that was pstroyer

where the fuck is he?

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 @ 9:43pm
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She has nice toes, there-for she is bang-worthy.

JACK HAS SPOKEN

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 @ 11:22pm
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New Candice pics are ALWAYS welcome.

I'll be in my office.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 2:12am
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Oh I love her so much...

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 4:10am
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Hot even with the funny face and hairy arms and lord knows what other flaws people have picked out over the years.
The Bar Rafaeli pics got me excited too. She's wearing the standard Megan Fox uniform (big sunglasses, white T-shirt, torn jeans).

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 4:21am
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So, no one noticed the hairy blond ape-like forearms?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 8:36am
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This bitch needs some waxing.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 2:58pm
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