Audrina Patridge Rocks A Sexy Black Dress @ Lakers Party!
Friday, June 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped at the Los Angeles Lakers Championship celebrationI understand we hate on this chick a lot, but I gotta give her massive amounts of credit here! God damn!!
Audrina looks absolutely delicious in this dress! Anyone wanna plug the designer so more hotties out there can bag the same dress for their red carpet needs? Thanks.
As for the Lakers: I'll be honest, I was pulling for Orlando after they beat the Cavs. (Side note: How fucking shitty were the finals?! What the fuck? Seriously.) Anyway, I've hated Kobe with a passion since he first joined the Lakers and I'll continue to hate him until he retires. Fucking ball hog.
Along w/ millions of other fans, I'm officially a Witness. I hope LBJ goes on to win 15 championships!
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I can't help it. I know she has no talent and hangs around with d-bags all the time but my cock doesn't seem to care every time I see a new picture.
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Agreed
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"I know she has no talent and hangs around with d-bags all the time"
hence why shes at a lakers party.
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Like her body very very fucking Much!!!!...and those little black dresses rules!!!..SEXY!
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Her ceiling eyes annoy the shit outta me. I don't find her attractive at all. The only thing I like about her is her hair, but it's looking crappy lately, too.
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i read somewhere that her eyes could be a result of a slimming pill addiction
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I wouldn't doubt it.
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yeah its weird. People on uppers do have west eyes, it would make sese. I think shes common looking anyway. She looks like a chipmunk.
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Chipmunk cheeks and beaver teeth. Poor girl can't win.
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She is a pretty girl...but she is verging on screwing that up with all the plastic surgery.
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I like her better in a bikini with sunglasses. I find her totally hot. The dress looks better on my floor!
Also she looks better with darker hair.
Kobe like all great players can be a ball hog as long as they win championships. Also let me know when LBJ wins a championship and I will call him a winner not a whiner!
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Yes. Darker hair looks better on her.
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This chick is hot as hell. Seems slutty and trashy, which makes her even hotter.
And all you Kobe and Laker haters can go F--k yourselves! Recognize the greatness of the WORLD CHAMPS and the world's greatest play and bow down like the dogs you are!!!
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wtf is with those ceiling eyes STILL, u know people have told her about, and she HAD to have seen it, but her body does look great
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fucked eyes as always
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Maybe they can make special contacts so that she can appear to be looking straight ahead..
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FUCK THE LAKERS!
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NO WAY, THEY ROCK AS HELL, MAGIC SUCKS
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There is absolutely NOTHING behind those eyes. She looks like she's in a constant state of hypnosis. That's unattractive. Unless you like fucking blow-up dolls or mannequins.
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lol agreed
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She's hot. There isn't a pervert who frequents this site that would actually turn her down give the opportunity. Fake tits, ceiling stare, cankles and all.
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so *that's* the pervert test... ;)
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And how is LBJ not a ballhog? you gotta do what you gotta do to win, and clearly Kobe is doing something right since his team won the championship. Stop hating
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she looks really bad here.
this is like the end of the 80s when every fucking dope that bought a guitar felt like they could be in a hair band.
and thus started the 4th and 5th generation of really bad metal.
now we have these lame ass chicks like audrina. when is it all going to end? when are there going to be truly hot girls that are considered hot instead of these lame, boring ass attention whore, fake looking chicks?
i'm so done with this bitch and all her "friends".
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finally somebody understands
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Very Very nice looking.
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Nice Ceiling Eyes.
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Her ceiling eyes make her look dead.
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Why is she staring at the ceiling? Imagine trying to have a conversation with her...rofl
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Hahaha . . . those eyes.
The material of her dress reminds me of a Batman costume. I'm sure if you had enough of it, you could make a pretty kickass batsuit.
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Mr Chubby is always happy to see her.
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Laker rocks!! ORL-Magic=dead.
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*Lakers Rocks, Kobe Bryant and Brandon Fisher are the best fans ever!*
*Orlando Magic=sucks*
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at least shes FINALLY at a party where having ceiling eyes will actually be a plus....
whats the odd's that Kobe raped her after the party?
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...... SLUT!
her shoes are gorss
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SHE LOOKED WAY BETTER WITH JET BLACK HAIR. SHE JUST LOOKS PLAIN JANE NOW.
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Its funny how people can hate Kobe and claim LBJ is better even when KOBE is the one with 4 rings. LBJ=None. LBJ is nothing but built up Nike hype. GO LAKERS! F**k Laker Haters.
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and how did Kobe get those 4 rings?
oh yeah, 3 with Shaq owning the paint, and one playing a way inferior orlando magic team.
something to be proud of...
but in reference to kobe vs LBJ, their both egotistical ballhogs... i actually HOPE LBJ signs with the knicks, cause it with prove all hes about is money and himself. the knicks with lebron, STILL wont make the playoffs, and theyll be paying that ballhogging slob what 25+ a year to score 35-40a game, set records, lead the kleague in scoring, and STILL only win 20-30 games a year...
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hater much?
if you can't recognize that LeBron James is the best player in the league, then maybe you shouldnt be making comments. And kobe is a close second. respect talent...
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Dwight Howard is the best player in the league. with NO HELP from another star or all star caliber player. dude got to the NBA finals... i dont respect ballhogging slobs who chuck up 40 shots a game...
of course they are the "best" players in the league... they shoot the most.
funny, how many shots did Kobe take this year? how many shots did Lebron?
now if howard took that many shots... what would HE average a game?
might be different positions, but, look at what shaq used to average a game back in the day...
howards not concerned with it being all about him. he steps up, does the job... lebron doesnt care about winning, he cares about being the center of attention.. watch, hell sign with the lowly knicks for a lot of money and not care about the fact they wont ever win 30 games... cause hes an egocentrical ballhog.
and kobe is the most overrated player in NBA history. its that simple.
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okay, say whatever you want, but it doesn't make any of it even close to being true... lol
I don't even know how to respond to your comment because its so delusional.... but its ok.... Yeah, sure, Dwight is the BEST player in the league... he has no jumpshot, is a bad free throw shooter, has no ball handling skills, and no versatility but of course... he is the best player. LOL. And Hedo Turkoglu who averaged 20 PPG 5 APG and 5RPG is complete garbage, and so is Rashard Lewis who also averaged 20 PPG and won MANY games for the magic this year, most notably ones against the Cavs in the finals... but no, you're right, Dwight howard is the ONLY star on that team....
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so a team has to run their WHOLE offense thru you, and you have to take upwards of 30-40 shots a game, and most night score HALF your teams points to be considered the "best" player in the game...
howard is better than his stats, plus he understands its about being on a "TEAM" and not being the dude taking the most shots and getting the MOST attention EVERY GAME...
so because howard who is amazing plays like its a "TEAM" sport and he plays on the "MAGIC", it elimantes him from being the best player in teh lague, but, kobe is basically the lakers, and acts like he is a team on his own, and the same with lebron... they are the best?
when did basketball become about YOU and NO ONE ELSE? but then again, thats ALWAYS the way lebron has PLAYED and always what kobe has THOUGHT.
turkoglu... since when is 16.8= to 20?
and why dont you take a look at HIS stats before he played with howard, and after howard....
as for Lewis... again, since when is 17.7+ to 20?
and hes not BAD, but hes an average player, who hasnt, and wont ever fullfill his potential...
NO ONE on the magic is HALF the player Gasol is.
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Rofl are u fucking kidding me?
Dwight Howard is possibly the most overrated player in the NBA.
He has absolutely NO jump shot.
His mechanics outside of the paint are beyond atrocious.
If he wasn't so aggressive in the paint Howard would be averaging 10-15 a game TOPS.
I give him credit for his defense though, the man can box with the best of them.
As for Kobe and Lebron give some fucking respect, both those guys are flawless inside and outside the paint and are above average defenders. And when they when the gameplan calls for it, they're also great at getting the ball around.
LBJ is a little better than Kobe IMO, Kobe has always had a superior supporting cast. Lebron needs a number two, I mean shit Jordan didn't win a ring til Pipper showed up.
You're a moron McCracken give some fucking respect.
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Pippen*
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and how did shaq get his 4th ring? with the help of Dwyane Wade, arguably the best player in the league along with LeBron and Kobe.
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lmao like gasol would get up with this dumb ho
i fucking hate those ceiling eyes of heres
they're disturbing
nothing but another dumb slut with big fake tits just like katie price
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..... SLUT!
her shoes are gorss" lol o so she has a sexy pair of shoes and is hot that makes her a slut and so wut if she is a slut.. women and their catyness lol jelous
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Jealous ? She looks like a vampire, has terrible taste in men and a brain the size of a pea.
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God, I hate the Lakers.
Thanks for reminding me how retarded their fans are. They only like the Lakers, when they are good.
L.A. has the worst fans in sports.
I remember during the Nick Van Exel/Eddie Jones era, they damn near slit their wrists, even though they had 2 all-stars and made the playoffs damn near every year.
They're almost as bad as Yankee fans. Almost.
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LOL i was gonna say when reading how front runnerish laker fans really are... they MIGHT BE "fans" but N E V E R admit it when they SUCK, and only become "super fans" when they are winning... whered everyone go even last year? when they were a 500 team? OH YEAH no one was sticking up for them THEN...
but YES no matter HOW BAD laker fans are... YANKEE FANS are HORRIFIC. i live in NY and root for Boston cause it pisses them off, but yankee fans are just as bad... when the teams not winning, no one is arrogantly going around PRONOUNCING their superfan ship... when they are, totally different story.
must say tho, not ALL fans are like this, but, its the ones who ARE that seem to be the majority and sadly give the rest a bad name.
personally, in sports the ONLY team with more fairwweathered fans is the ny rangers... when THEY SUCK you NEVER hear anyone claiming to be a fan... NEVER... but when they are winning EVERYONE is a fan.
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Fuck you, i'm a yankee fan!!! fuck boston!!!!!! lol
and going back to boston... I hope Lebron james comes to New York! I'm not a knicks fan, but that should be interesting... and i love LBJ...
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and going back to *basketball*...
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I am a die hard Flyers fan so I know all too well about the Rangers bandwagon fans. They arent all like that though I have to admit, but the majority is.
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I FUCKING LOVED THE NICK VAN EXEL/EDDIE JONES ERA!
I just got crazy flash backs of "Eddie, Eddie" chants, coupled with Chick & stew calling the game...oh the memories!
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Seriously, her eyes actually piss me off now...not annoy anymore but piss me off. I just wanna punch her in the eyes in hopes of fixing them.
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please do. if not only to fix her eyes, but, well, cause shes annoying
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her eyes ruined the pics
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omg she looks so retarded when shes trying to keep her mouth shut,i dont blame her,if you have such bugs bunny teeth and such a little mouth ..then this is the result a perfect fugly lookin bitch with nasty eyes and shes a midget with weird toes, her big toe looks real weird did anyone notice that???DIE BITCH DIE PLEASE DO US THIS FAVOR NOBODY NEEDS YOU YOU SO WORTHLESS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT LYING ON THE STREET
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We are all witnesses Moe, every single one of us. P.S. she hot.
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her ceiling eyes are really driving wild, looks like shes looking up for NASA spaceships.
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a midget? she is in a 5'5- 5'7 range how is she a midget? that's like saying 5'10 guy is a midget u guys r pathetic. Sh'es very sweet and cute looking nothing less and nothing more that that but her body is HOTTT
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she looks short,and everybody can have such a body with surgery,shes nothin special and just the thought that she earns a lot of money by doin nothin makes me wanna kill her.other people (including me) have to struggle to get some cash and this bitch does absolutely nothing productive for our society just annoying people with her retarded coke eyes,i hope that she snifs herself do death.
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