Caption This, Bitches! (Jailbait Edition!)

Come on, God, I want to taste it, I want it in my mouth, Lord, oh please, give it to me, make the guys over at the Bastardly happy, they eat this shit up, the dirtier the better, so really spray your load, God, who art in heaven, give it to me, down from the heavens, a divine load, do it now, now, you fucker, come on God, what the fuck are you waiting for, are you going soft, did you lose your hard-on, Lord, what the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking faggot, give me the devil's phone number, at least I know he'll be able to keep it up.

Damn it still hurts to fart.....no more anal for a while.

wow, probably no anal for never.

:|

"The Jenna Jameson Summer Camp for Kids gets its first celebrity endorsement!"

"EVERYONE at Disney has to go through Mickey Mouse's casting couch to get ahead."

I just...fuck, I can't even touch this one.

"Selena Gomez audits one of the classes at Miley Cyrus' Whore College."

I feel dirty just having seen these pics....and I like it.

My vote for best capition is with Plulu's

It looks like she's trying to take a dump.

WOW this is wrong on so many levels

"I'm a cock pig, can't you tell?"

Mine was the best and all of you fucking mongoloids know it.

I vote lokiman!!!!!! T

Plulu and Loki should have a face-off. Best caption wins a stained Bastardly T-shirt.

I don't have a caption, but I will say that pictures like these ones are what keeps us sick fucks like myself coming back for more. Is she preparing for a cumshot in this picture? Of course, not, but it sure does look like it.

If only I had the opportunity to blow my nut in her face for real! It would be life altering!

HOLY SHIT! I just came... this is so hot.

LMFAO... is thomas Aqunis on here dickspitiz from one of her other theards...

i read that the other day i was dying laughing, and wondering just how creepy she thinks that dude it for going into such detail about her LMAO

heres my caption..

"dont laugh! this is how Megan Fox and Hayden Pantierre explained how to extend my 15 minutes of fame!!!"

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS ARE FAGS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING

lmao at plulu
super funny
use 2 think she was cute, i mean we're the same age i had a shot at it =p
but ehh, it was just a quick obsession

"Oh God daddy, just pour that hot cream all over my face... let me lap it up like the little slut puppy I am!!! I wanna feel it drip onto my tongue and slide down my throat until I feel it all warm in my tummy. Thank God mommy didn't pack me a lunch... because I'm so full of your hot cream!!!"

I HATE SELENA. SELENA IS A SLUT,BITCH,CUNT AND WHORE. SELENA IS UGLY,FAT
AND FUGLY.

"So since your mileys dad if i do this ill be just as famous as her but not slutty.....right"

BEAUTIFUL !
She got some big ass DSL's.
I'd hammer her mouth in a heart beat!

F**K Osama bin laden too !

"Can I has a cheeezburger?"

you sicks bastards, she's a kid!!!!!!!!!!!

these vibrating eggs Miley let me barrow really hit the spot

She appears to be waiting for the "Lizards of Waverly Place"