Caption This, Bitches! (Megan Fox & The Fat Kid Edition!)
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Jackson
Poor kid just wanted to give the sexy Megan Fox a rose! These are from the night of the UK premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
"damnit i order you to fuck me! i'm horny! don't walk away. nobody turns their back on megan fox!"
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"But Megan, I travelled in time from 1987 to save you! You have to listen to me, your life depends on you having this flower!"
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I think he did travel from 1987 to 2009. I want to go back to 1987 damn it!
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"With this flower I shall gain permission to UNLOAD my seed all over her beautiful flower!"
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"Megan, wait! I even wore my lucky socks!"
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"Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, you promised you'd love me"
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ok that is an overdose of megan fox and overdoses are never good
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I understand that it must be quite a burden to be chased by thousands of fans but it certainly wouldn't hurt to accept the kid's rose. It would have shown beauty on the inside as well.
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A+
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if she had one!! but i dont think she does!!
xD
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She should have accepted the rose! She could have placed it in her pockmarks.
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Do you want to take a ride with me and Marty Mcfly in our time traveling DeLorean?
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What an asshat! It's a pretty flower and this kid obviously adores you. He must have felt like shiiiiiit walking back to his flat with that rose in his hand.
She's a cunt.
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the kid cant offer her a part in a movie, why should she be nice to him?
i agree... what a fucking cunt.
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I agree! The bitch should have taken the fucking flower from the kid.
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Yeah i agree too, that was cold. What a bitch.
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Breaking news!! this just in... a Fat guy in a pink shirt carrying a yellow rose and looks like he stepped out of a time machine from the 80's is threatening to jump off a bridge. the said fatty was apparently got rejected by his "Destiny".
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"I don't care if your a guy I still love you!"
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Sorry, fag kid getting blocked by british guards.
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"MEGAN!!!! My Names Moe, i run a site called the bastardly! i love you so I post your pictures like a billion times daily on my site, please take this rose, its all i can afford to give with all the bandwidth i have to pay for cause people are always looking at your pictures!!!
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as for the picture, im surprised she didnt have he bodyguard "restrain" the kid from giving her th rose.... she was prolly horrified and wanted him tazed.
seriously, what a fucking bitch. she cant be nice to some kid who prolly has some sick crush on her? what cause he cant "Do" anything for her or her career, just walk right by him?
im starting to think shes the ugliest celebrity on the inside right now. truly, truly amazing...
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Accept a flower from one kid and the next thing you know the Vienna Boys Choir is lined up outside your trailer during the Austria leg.
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I second that emotion, Phil!
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Wow, who's this fucking fag kid? Cmon fag security, you are pleased to get yourself in a rushed madness damnit!
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oh yeah thats right Meggy, so fucking hard 2 to take a flower from a kid, what an uptight cunt
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She should have accepted the flower.
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Come on, people. maybe in the next pic, she accepted the flower..
why you guys have to judge people like that, you guys weren't even there..
Fuck.
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Yeah, she's acting pretty bitchy here but you gotta admit, her rack looks extra nice in these pics.
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"You had sex with B.A.G., i can't be more of an ass then him"
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The fat kid's shoe laces are untied and he could trip and fall on Megan and do some serious harm to her. She's a national treasure and should be treated as such.
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oh please
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It's probably a good thing this fat kid learns how to deal with rejection at such an early age.
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This is not surprising. Megan is hot, but her attitude screams superiority complex and a very bitchy, "I only talk to pretty people" mentality.
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i love his shoes !
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I feel sorry for this kid.
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"Oink!"
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Poor kid.
Adriana Lima gave a 2000 buck necklace to a random kid who interviewed her because the girl had brought a small present for her. Where's the love Megan?
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"pfft, is that coke? grow up."
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well i think the whole thing is seted up to make megan look like the big hollywood star. the whole image is very dramatic - dont worry about the kid i am sure he got his tip for that
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OK, i"ve never really noticed her nostrils until now. They are so big! The bottom part of her nose is not nice.
I guarantee she ignored the kid. She is not pretty on the inside.
Poor kid, he's gonna go home and overeat now.
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You mean like usual?
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ah bless him, all the more reason to take the rose off him.
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So what have you got against average sized children with normal eating habits, Alina? I knew it, you're an anti-healthyite! ;)
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No but normal sized kids are cocky!!! I have a soft spot for chubs people. I think they're cute! I would have taken the rose and flashed my boobs at him for good measure. But megan is just too selfish. Now he's going to get picked on even more. Looka at him, he looks like he's wandered into 2009 straight out of an episode of 'weird science'. He can't have it easy.
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Megan, Megan, Megan. It's not nice to insult your primary demographic. Take the freakin' rose. I'm sure it's not as thorny as the inside of your vagina.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!
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i fucking loathe her tats. why the fuck did she have to ruin herself with those LAME fucking tats? they are so awful.
SO fucking awful.
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BODYGUARD THOUGHT BUBBLE:
If that rose bit worked, I wouldn't have to use chloroform to get laid....
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She probably thinks fat is contagious. Just look at her expression. Total horror.
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what a stupid cunt. look at her stupid expression
and her boobs look ridiculous in that heavily padded dress
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It's only a little prick.
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this kid is in yr 7 and goes 2 my school, elliott, in putney.
He already sufferers ALOT of bullying from people he doesn't even know coz they call him gay jus coz of the way he speaks! you should hear him tho...
btw, his name is harvey.
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It never ceases to amaze how many Bastardly users have first-hand knowledge of the various celebs and random bystanders who appear here. It's uncanny!!
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See, i knew he was bullied! Megan needs to not be so uptight. TAKE THE DAMN ROSE BITCH!!!
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AW poor kid.... well, i hope that he grows up to be a stud, and when megan is back to sucking dicks for drug money, he can then laugh in her face while he walks out with a women on each arm a thousand times more attractive than she could ever wish she was...
or better yet...
i hope one day HE marries Angelina Jolie, and then they laugh in her face when she rings them up at walmart.
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nice idea...me like this idea :) yeah this trailer trash bitch really thinks she is the best and prettiest woman in the world.i hope she really ends up as a junkie walmart whore.
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damn it, you guys really hate Megan. huh?
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i ask you this, whats their to LIKE? from my perspective ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. she has NO Redeeming qualities what so ever
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she wasn't this cocky before her nosejob.
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"Get me out of here. I actually have appreciative fans and can't handle this!"
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