Caption This, Bitches! (Shauna Sand Looks Shocked!)
Friday, January 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped as Shauna visited a West Hollywood Bank of America to withdrawn funds from her SugarDaddy Checking Account.
























I feel so afraid.
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This is bordering abusive. My eyes.......they burn....... someone help me...............
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Its a real life blow-up bratz doll!
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The horror...the whorer...
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The problem with the tweaked lips - okay one of the many problems with her lips - is that they cover up her teeth. It makes her look like Grandma without her dentures - look all gums.
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Caption Pic 1: "The proximity to money makes my mouth do this instinctly."
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Kriste on Crutches what in tar-nations is that!!!!!
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I find it offence that her top has the flag of my Nation on it, i mean she is what people warn of when they speak of things that live in dark places
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Ya, what a jingoistic thing for her to do.
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Damn.. Shauna is so hot.. Check out those lips. wow. HOw much I would love those amazing lips sucking my cock. She is too fucking beautiful!!! I fucking love her. She defines sexy.. fucking amazing what a perfect face and bod.
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A blonde went to a hair dresser’s one day, listening to a IPOD. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, “I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off.” The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde’s hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened.
This is what she heard…”breath in…breath out…breath in…breath out...”!
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Arg no! Daylight...help I'm melting! OR
Ahhhh daylight! Where is my coffin?
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I'd still do her...
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I didn't say I woulden't do her...I just want a giant total body condom & a big plastic bag over head...forget the air holes OK?
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That mouth. That stupid fucking mouth
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