Caption This! (Christina Aguilera Not Feeling The Christmas Spirit!)

ugly looking old cunt

maybe it's the fact that she's married to a monkey!

hideous couple

Not that gross dude again!

Her face would be pretty enough if she didn't insist on the clown makeup.

WHOA!! She expression sure makes it look like she just recently ate a shit sandwich.

i hate these two. they are evidence against my theory that two ugly people will produce a beautiful child, you know a negative times a negative equals a positive. damn them.

" I wish I had an A List husband like Brad Pitt, then I would be in the tabloids everyday and people would still care about me "

what a miserable god damn cunt rag of a bitch.

how can you not like the holiday season?

you get to do TWO of them you dumb bitch with your jewish, monkey-looking, no-talent husband of yours.

get a life you dumb ass. go play with your fake cans or something useful and let us enjoy the holidays.

Maybe she saw their reflection in a window. I'd be upset too if I came to the sudden realization that I'm an ugly, no talent bag of shit.

Oh wait... now I'm upset.

maybe she did not get what she wants for Christmas, which may explain the pouty face.

" He wouldn't let me wear ALL my clown make-up. :( "

Did someone peed in her wheaties?
or is Big papa been peeing where he ain't suppose to.?

I remember back when Howard Stern was on terrestrial radio he described the difference between Britney Spears and Christiana Aquilera thusly: "Britney looks like she is going to have sex after the concert. Christiana looks like she had sex on the walk from the dressing room to the stage." She used to ooze sex appeal and now it appears that time and motherhood have really ruined her.

"Oh crap. I've made a huge mistake. What have I done!"

She used to be Catholic, but married this guy and he converted her to Jew just like Campbell Brown. Monkey boy probably could just get her more work I guess. Definately not for looks though!

She's incredibly ugly and her legs are awful.

SHE'S FUBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh, i wouldnt say she was incredibly ugly. More like distinctly average and doing herself no favours with the bright red lipstick.

"britney gets a "sucks"essful world tour and i'm stuck hawking dircet tv".

"i guess, i'm not beautiful, no matter what i say".

"babe, you promised to get me a wagner paint sprayer for my make-up this year..."

I like her voice and the scarf.otherwise I can't stand this disgusting nympho and her baboon.I guess she wants to fuck with varios dudes like years ago.maybe she is reminiscing about the good old fuck times and wants them back,but she can't cause she has a fugly ape and an (sorry)ugly child.this family should be on www.uglypeople.com.

him: don't you remember what you promised I'd get for Christmas?
her: O fuckin K...let's go home & get it over with for the rest of the year,,,,crap, I gotta stop making promises when I'm drunk

Probably because her husband's a Jew, and she's sick of playing with dreidels? OY VEY! Her vision must have been obscured by dollar signs when she first saw him, because he's ugly as fuck.

I've never been quite sure why she always seems to be in such a bad mood. I mean she has a hot body, has lasted longer (based on her talent) than anyone could have expected, and is wealthy.

Dear Santa,
I've been a very good kid this year, and all I want for this Christmas is you to kill this bitch.