Caption This! (Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Edition!)


Jessica-Jane Clement (born 24 February 1985 in Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) is an English glamour model, actress, and television presenter. Source

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3 Bastards Dig This!

Definitely in the running for "Classy Photo of the Year" Award

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:22pm
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let me be the first to use the 'stay classy' joke. :)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:48pm
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4 Bastards Dig This!

are those stretch marks on her boobies? oh and she has some wide monster feet

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:25pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

stretch marks from her stupid boob job!! she looked better w/o them imo

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:42pm
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accept that dirty lucky douchebag grabs it.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:17pm
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yeah I noticed the big dirty feet. Not a good look.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:51pm
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But maybe its just the angle.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:52pm
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Uber HOT i think

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:28pm
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"i clicked and saved"

:)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:37pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

perv....i saved 3

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:51pm
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i've really got to pick up my game. *hangs head in shame*

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:59pm
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That dude by now must have a very strong grip, with all that extra exercise with his hands...lol. But damned that chick looks nice...no booty shot, but I can only imagine..

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:39pm
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I like her work on the Real Hustle. Too bad they don't use her like this on e show.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:40pm
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'what magazine(s) is she reading ??'

"now that i got tats on my arm/you'll finally let me touch your breast"

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:44pm
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"i forgot the tape measure/but i'm pretty good at this.."

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:49pm
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what a, well crap I have no other way of saying it, class act they are....hide the kids, throw large objects at these two...make them go away

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:12pm
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3 Bastards Dig This!

"i wonder if she knows i like her"

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:14pm
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classic. :)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:18pm
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I guess this must be one of those "page Six" girls or something, and if that's right, well, for being a "glamour model" this girl is kinda PERFECT!!!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:27pm
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why the fuck is she wearing 2 different bikini bottoms???

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 3:05pm
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modesty. ;)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 3:20pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

nice boobs.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 4:46pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

;)

Photobucket

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:17pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

dear god, what have I done........ ahahaha ;)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 10:16pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

*swoon* :)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 10:31pm
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nice bod but she is more porn than glamor model!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 4:58pm
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where's the porn ?? ha ha, yep i said that. :)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 6:59pm
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dammit you said they were real

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 6:52pm
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miley virus

'dammit you said they were real'

sorry you had to learn the hard way miley. but 'they're real'

is right up there with 'the checks in the mail'. and 'i won't come in your mouth..'

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:06pm
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They're real... and they're SPECTACULAR!!!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:27pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

she is natural especially her boobs.I think she belongs to the intellectual type, the one with whom you can go to the theater,opera,museum and library.the perfect girl you would introduce to your parents.I bet she is still a virgin and will wait until she gets married.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:07pm
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yes... ;)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:14pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

She's hot even though I have no clue who she is... Who's the wad who clearly scored WAY out of his league.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:28pm
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she loooooooooooooks HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dunno who she is but yeah

the dude is fuggg

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 8:59pm
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who's the dumbass that thinks tattoos all the way up both arms makes you cool???

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 10:09pm
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that guy looks like Ike Barinholtz.

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 @ 9:57am
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