Caption This! (Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Edition!)
Monday, October 26th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Jessica-Jane Clement (born 24 February 1985 in Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) is an English glamour model, actress, and television presenter. Source























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Definitely in the running for "Classy Photo of the Year" Award
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let me be the first to use the 'stay classy' joke. :)
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are those stretch marks on her boobies? oh and she has some wide monster feet
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stretch marks from her stupid boob job!! she looked better w/o them imo
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accept that dirty lucky douchebag grabs it.
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yeah I noticed the big dirty feet. Not a good look.
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But maybe its just the angle.
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Uber HOT i think
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"i clicked and saved"
:)
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perv....i saved 3
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i've really got to pick up my game. *hangs head in shame*
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That dude by now must have a very strong grip, with all that extra exercise with his hands...lol. But damned that chick looks nice...no booty shot, but I can only imagine..
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I like her work on the Real Hustle. Too bad they don't use her like this on e show.
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'what magazine(s) is she reading ??'
"now that i got tats on my arm/you'll finally let me touch your breast"
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"i forgot the tape measure/but i'm pretty good at this.."
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what a, well crap I have no other way of saying it, class act they are....hide the kids, throw large objects at these two...make them go away
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"i wonder if she knows i like her"
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classic. :)
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I guess this must be one of those "page Six" girls or something, and if that's right, well, for being a "glamour model" this girl is kinda PERFECT!!!
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why the fuck is she wearing 2 different bikini bottoms???
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modesty. ;)
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nice boobs.
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;)
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dear god, what have I done........ ahahaha ;)
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*swoon* :)
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nice bod but she is more porn than glamor model!
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where's the porn ?? ha ha, yep i said that. :)
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dammit you said they were real
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miley virus
'dammit you said they were real'
sorry you had to learn the hard way miley. but 'they're real'
is right up there with 'the checks in the mail'. and 'i won't come in your mouth..'
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They're real... and they're SPECTACULAR!!!
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she is natural especially her boobs.I think she belongs to the intellectual type, the one with whom you can go to the theater,opera,museum and library.the perfect girl you would introduce to your parents.I bet she is still a virgin and will wait until she gets married.
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yes... ;)
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She's hot even though I have no clue who she is... Who's the wad who clearly scored WAY out of his league.
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she loooooooooooooks HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dunno who she is but yeah
the dude is fuggg
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who's the dumbass that thinks tattoos all the way up both arms makes you cool???
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that guy looks like Ike Barinholtz.
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