Caption This! (Kelly Clarkson Eats A Salad Edition!!!)
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Jackson
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you know she & chaz might make a nice pair of,,,I can't say it, I just can't
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Lmao yea shes holding a salad but that dude is holding her Doritos for her. lol she gonna put chips in her salad. i put chips on my burger. burgers...im gonna miss summer, fall & winter in new england -__- oh lawd.
whos telling this chick that what she is doing is okay. she used to be attractive.
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well they're not Doritos, all i cared to notice was that the bag was red, whatevs. that salad still isnt going to help
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They say holding a salad will make you appear 10lbs lighter if photographed.
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"My wife wants me to eat some vegetables during my lunch break at the lumberyard."
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Salads are wrong, I'm gonna heave for the first time. Too much hitting bong, yeah, yeah! Thanks you, I never eat what I want... Salads are wrong.
-To be read to the verse of Since U Been Gone
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I honestly thought this was Patton Oswald at first. No joke.
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From the looks of it, Kelly Clarkson might actually be Susan Boyle's illegitimate child.
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Would you expect anything less from an American Idol? She represents America almost perfectly.
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does Clay Aiken represent America too?
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"Don't worry, they'll never know that my entire salad was dipped and soaked in fried grease"
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"i am gonna use this salad for topping vegetables on my world record burger binge, this is just enough lettuce for 100"
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"Jim-Bob at the truckstop"
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Correction: Mashed Potato & Gravy Salad
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hahahaha
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"I win the bet and I get ice cream. I lose the bet and I end up with this stupid salad. Fuck Brett Favre and the Vikings!"
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there's no way that's for her.
she must have a pet that loves the leafy greens.
this chick is a fucking fat ass at heart, even when she lost a ton of weight for her first record.
this chick loves to eat.
this is the new aretha. minus the talent.
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Jeeez! She's never missed a meal in her life!, she has no purpose on this site... no more pics of her please!
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GOD DAMN...she's so damn FAT i'm not sure is her!! r u guys sure is that thing Kelly Cow?
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Wow, she is definitely a dyke, dykes try to get fat and be ugly. I've never understood that, but to each his or her own.
It's amazing how many people eat salads because they are healthy and low-fat and then put meat, cheese, and tons of dressing on them. Though it's hard to tell what is on her salad.
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lol i don't think she's trying to be fat and ugly... she just is. she has a natural tendency to gain weight.. she has to try to be a normal size, which is not even close to being thin. and her face isn't even average when all dolled up. i mean imagine marisa miller, megan fox, eva mendes, or adriana wearing that same ensemble. they would all still look smokin' hot. it's not that bad... it's just a plaid shirt, leggings and uggs. and she's covering most of her face with sunglasses and she still looks busted.
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I couldn't describe it(k.Clarkson) better
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Yes, non-dykes get fat, but the lumberjack shirt?
Hey I like Kelly Clarkson, just calling it like it is. So she eats more pussy than George Clooney, doesn't matter to me.
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God is cruel. Man is more cruel.
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She looks dyke-adelic.
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Why does she have her mouth open on the 1st pic on p.2? I think she has signs of withdrawal.See is dreaming about a fat ,extralarge burger.Poor Kelly
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SHE not see I'm fed up with correcting my own mistakes
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Ha, as if she ate a salad.
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WTF happened to her... bitch was HOT at one time
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when she dies are they gonna cremate her or just shove her fat ass into a rocket and shoot her into the sun?
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That salad was purchased for one purpose only: so she could shit. Fiber in greenies make pooping process easy, and she sure as hell need it since stuffing herself uncontrollably causes all her shit to be compressed to the point that it blocks her asshole.
I'm nasty but i just don't like fat people, especially when they are rich and can afford to be healthy!
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You sound FAT.
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I think you're fat and sound pretty hurt by my remark. How does my dislike for fat asses make me fat? I'm tall and thin by the way.
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well, that makes a lot of sense...
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She makes the fat Britney look hot!
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Is... Johnny Knoxville!!!
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ugh. she has offically crossed over from "unattractive by hollywood standards, but still cute and friend potential IRL" to freaking bloated weirdo. she now looks worse than the majority of the U.S.'s population, at least last time I was there. she definitely looks worse than a typical European. even one from England! lol
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its odd how she gets big all over except for her chest
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