Caption This! (Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson in Paris Edition!)
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped earlier today at a photocall for "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" held at the Crillon Palace in Paris. The movie hits theaters around the globe on November 20th.
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Dear Kristen,
Dresses, make-up & high heels are your friends. Those peep-toes look super cute on you. Not crazy about the color, but it's forgivable. You should come over and we can smoke a bowl and drink champagne.
-Caitie.
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Dear Rob,
Please leave this plain boring "whatever-I-wear-looks-awful-on-me" Kristen Stewart and come to your spanish mama, I have lots of love for you.
Salma
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Dear Salma,
I'll take Kristen, you take Rob. Sound good?
-Caitie.
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Dear Caitie,
Deal!
Salma
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She's still weird looking
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LOL the first two posts.
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awful hair, but she's cute.
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"No, really, this vampire crap makes how much money?"
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You know it wouldn't hurt to smile a little better she's taking the vampire thing too serious....of course she can suck me dry..whenever, I'll even provide the hose....
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She looks cute enough here.
What I really wonder is what does one have to do to actually illict any facial reaction out of her, outside of a movie shoot? Barbed wire butt plug?
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That is the comment of the day on this post! 500 internets to you my friend.
She is the epitome of sullen or apathetic.
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lol thanks, i shall treasure my internets always
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Dear Kristen,
Please lengthen and slightly lighten your hair!!! You are pretty dammit but that hair would make a VS model look shitty!
--Sveta
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Robert "Anal?"
Kristen "Ewww"
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"haha yeah you do look high"
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"i'm going for the boy/girl look"
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Rob looks like hell.
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"I can't beleive people are falling for this Transylvania 90210 shit"
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Not hot....yes all this vampire shit is fucking dumb. She's probably going to come out as a dyke in the next couple years anyway.
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The movie's a crap...
That Pattinson guy just making the movie even more like a crap...
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robert: "So what did you think about Tha Magical Unicorn thing last night?" giggles like little girl
kristen: "Umm I did what? Now I know why I've been sick all morning...." urk, gag, throws up again "Drugs, I need more dope." bites lip, whines
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chic: eww, did you smell that?
dood: did it smell like peanut butter? fock yeh*
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She has a very pretty face, but her attitude just sucks. Rob would be so much more attractive if he just showered once a week.
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