Caption This! (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen @ "Nine" NYC Premiere)

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Can you believe it? The Olsen twins are 23! God damn I feel really old right now.

But anyway, don't these two look like two cute lil' baby monkeys?


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"OMG It's like loking into a mirror."

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 5:15pm
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and by loking i mean looking

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 5:16pm
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but they need to smile and dress better, have some fun. think more full house and less that show they had on ABC Family

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 5:18pm
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"BITCH...... This about US, not just YOU!!!!!!'

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 5:59pm
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4392 DIGS vs 1016 HATER ALERTS vs 78 DIRTY ALERTS
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"wonder if it'll move when i look away?"

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 6:21pm
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510 DIGS vs 264 HATER ALERTS vs 66 DIRTY ALERTS
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I was diggin' Ashley for a minute but this pic here is completely off.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 6:22pm
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DAMN U TO WHOEVER DRESSED THEM.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 6:22pm
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874 DIGS vs 411 HATER ALERTS vs 21 DIRTY ALERTS
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Ashley can still clean up nice. Wish they'd get a gay friend to be their fashion assistant.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 6:45pm
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939 DIGS vs 967 HATER ALERTS vs 13 DIRTY ALERTS
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Halloween is way over girls find some clothing & throw away those awful costumes you have on....the coke is still getting to them

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 6:57pm
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dayum these bitches are ugly

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 7:05pm
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Ashley is way hotter. Oh wait, or is that Mary-Kate? Which one killed Heath Ledger, allegedly? I'll take the other.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 7:12pm
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Covering up needle marks

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 7:19pm
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Glad too see they are still rocking the herion chic.....

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 7:40pm
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More like two fucking ugly baby monkeys. What's with those caterpillar eyebrows anyways? These bitches are hideous. Period.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 8:36pm
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They look like what they are; a couple of bulimic, goulish fashion victims.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 9:00pm
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First, Candace Cameron goes ultra-relgious kooky, then Jodie Sweetin is a druggie, next the Olsen debacle. Did Bob Saget go to the Conrad Bain school of celebrity family parenting?

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 9:17pm
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This is sad. I think that they peaked(and I'm using the term very lightly) at around 16 and quickly went downhill from then on.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 9:43pm
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the one on the right looks like she got hit with a bag of WTF

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 10:07pm
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its hard to believe thats them alright. they look so different.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 10:37pm
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two cute lil' baby monkeys?

You can remove cute..please.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 11:22pm
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! THESE BITCHES USED TO BE HOT WHEN THEY WERE 15!!! THEY DIDN'T GET FAT BEWEEN NOW AND THEN SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO UGLY NOW!?!?

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 11:48pm
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Damn, those bitches are ugly.

They were never hot.

You pervs just lusted after them because they were jailbait.

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 @ 11:51pm
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no, they were cute before.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 5:57am
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Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 6:00am
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+1 - Amen!

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 6:01am
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I think perhaps it's the hair and eyebrows. They looked fresh and casual back then, now they are trying wayyyyy too hard with this high fashion crap and they just look terrible. Funny how they seem more deluded as they get older.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 11:02am
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I agree with you but getting about a billion dollars when you turn 18 must cause a bit of a lifestyle change.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 10:40pm
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Cute just means that they were young-looking.

That doesn't mean that they were ever attractive, which they weren't.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 10:49pm
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They do look like monkeys but not CUTE monkeys. These two seem very weird to me. They are living in their own little world.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 12:26am
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They both look like they'd smell really bad. Both ugly and never been cute or pretty.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 12:45am
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ugly faces, ugly clothes ... everything ugly about them

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 6:29am
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as the pics above prove, these gazillionaire girls were reasonably cute nomral teens. then they they got caught up in the New York fashion-and-aingst scene, and are now hideous.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 1:29pm
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I remember when everyone had those timers counting down the seconds until the moment they became legal. Little did we know these two would blossom into true mingers.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 1:36pm
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well, they are rich monkeys..

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 @ 10:38pm
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god ,heroin turned them into 2 ugly junks,it's so obvious they have sticks

Friday, December 18th, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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