Caption This! (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen @ "Nine" NYC Premiere)
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinCan you believe it? The Olsen twins are 23! God damn I feel really old right now.
But anyway, don't these two look like two cute lil' baby monkeys?
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"OMG It's like loking into a mirror."
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and by loking i mean looking
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but they need to smile and dress better, have some fun. think more full house and less that show they had on ABC Family
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"BITCH...... This about US, not just YOU!!!!!!'
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"wonder if it'll move when i look away?"
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I was diggin' Ashley for a minute but this pic here is completely off.
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DAMN U TO WHOEVER DRESSED THEM.
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Ashley can still clean up nice. Wish they'd get a gay friend to be their fashion assistant.
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Halloween is way over girls find some clothing & throw away those awful costumes you have on....the coke is still getting to them
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dayum these bitches are ugly
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Ashley is way hotter. Oh wait, or is that Mary-Kate? Which one killed Heath Ledger, allegedly? I'll take the other.
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Covering up needle marks
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Glad too see they are still rocking the herion chic.....
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More like two fucking ugly baby monkeys. What's with those caterpillar eyebrows anyways? These bitches are hideous. Period.
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They look like what they are; a couple of bulimic, goulish fashion victims.
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First, Candace Cameron goes ultra-relgious kooky, then Jodie Sweetin is a druggie, next the Olsen debacle. Did Bob Saget go to the Conrad Bain school of celebrity family parenting?
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This is sad. I think that they peaked(and I'm using the term very lightly) at around 16 and quickly went downhill from then on.
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the one on the right looks like she got hit with a bag of WTF
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its hard to believe thats them alright. they look so different.
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two cute lil' baby monkeys?
You can remove cute..please.
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! THESE BITCHES USED TO BE HOT WHEN THEY WERE 15!!! THEY DIDN'T GET FAT BEWEEN NOW AND THEN SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO UGLY NOW!?!?
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Damn, those bitches are ugly.
They were never hot.
You pervs just lusted after them because they were jailbait.
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no, they were cute before.
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+1 - Amen!
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I think perhaps it's the hair and eyebrows. They looked fresh and casual back then, now they are trying wayyyyy too hard with this high fashion crap and they just look terrible. Funny how they seem more deluded as they get older.
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I agree with you but getting about a billion dollars when you turn 18 must cause a bit of a lifestyle change.
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Cute just means that they were young-looking.
That doesn't mean that they were ever attractive, which they weren't.
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They do look like monkeys but not CUTE monkeys. These two seem very weird to me. They are living in their own little world.
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They both look like they'd smell really bad. Both ugly and never been cute or pretty.
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ugly faces, ugly clothes ... everything ugly about them
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as the pics above prove, these gazillionaire girls were reasonably cute nomral teens. then they they got caught up in the New York fashion-and-aingst scene, and are now hideous.
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I remember when everyone had those timers counting down the seconds until the moment they became legal. Little did we know these two would blossom into true mingers.
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well, they are rich monkeys..
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god ,heroin turned them into 2 ugly junks,it's so obvious they have sticks
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