Caption This! (Paris Hilton Gives Poor Dolphin STD Edition)
Monday, June 22nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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As you guys know, Paris Hilton is currently promoting the Middle East version of her stupid BFF show in Dubai. While in the city, Paris is taking time of sexing up obscenely rich Arab men to infect various beaches, swimming pools at luxury hotels, and, in this particular case, cute & harmless dolphins, so if you're traveling through the region, be extremely wary. We advise, at the very minimum, saran wrapping your entire body before going for a dip...
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i think that dolphin now has DAIDS: dolphin AIDS.
fucking paris hilton.
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I think he has derpes, or dlamydia, or donnerhea
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Does the crew of the Steve Irwin on Whale Wars know about this.... turn the boat around Paris is killing dolphins
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great show btw
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I like whale wars a lot
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Guy: No wait! I was supposed to kiss the dolphin, now who knows what you infected him with!!! Great...another soon to be extinct species!
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Where PETA when you need em??? This is abuse.
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I'm sure it was all she could do not to go down on that bottlenose...I'm sure she's sucked bigger.
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Dolphin says, " Smells like fish !"
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Imprisoning dolphins is unconscionable.
I can't think of a bigger cunt than Paris Hilton.
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'' I know the intelligent thing to do is not kiss her, but I need to keep getting fed dammit!''
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Paris: "Well, I heard they go off like a shotgun."
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Well well well...
who knows maybe the dolphin is actually giving his STDD (sexual transmitted disease dolphin) to Paris...
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"Paris is sooooo dumb. 'Waxing the dolphin'...INDEED!"
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Ah.... so THAT'S how dolphins perish when they get caught in the tuna nets.
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thats way wrong
the poor dolpin didnt even no he needed a condom on
that guy should have warned him
dont be surprised when u start seeing a whole bunch of dead dolphins at the beach, this 1 event spells their extinction
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