Caption This! (Russell Simmons' Pre-Sex Exercise Session!)
Monday, March 16th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped over the weekend in Miami Beach as Russell Simmons got his body oiled up for tantric with his new girlfriend. Damn bastard is seriously living the life after ditching super bitching Kimora Lee. Sometimes it seems like he's sleeping with a new white chick every other week. Bastard!!
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Hey Russell, for all the money you got you look like a retard. Learn to do some crunchs and get some better swim trunks and can the yoga tricks.
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I think the guy is doing just fine.
fucker.
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that chick is a money grubbing whore
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She's a multi millionaire herself, she hardly needs his money.
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Did we really need to see his ass? No.
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*yes* we do rhonda. that really makes the post. hey your not gonna forget it for awhile are you ??? :)
ok i'm glad to see the ass here. and and a bit surprised since we're seeing a male. anyway now that the male ass barrier has been broken here at the bastardly maybe we'll get someone next time you're a bit more wowed by rhonda.
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I would be wowed by any of the dudes listed on my profile...preferably Dominic Purcell and/or the Rock.
And, no, I will not forget this. It is permanently charred into my brain. LOL!
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ok moe and jackson work your magic !!!! :)
do it for rhonda !!!
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I don't think they listen to us when we suggest men we'd like to see.
If they did, they wouldn't keep posting skeevy looking soccer players...
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Tho, heethe sthwetchin. Whath the big deal.
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Note to self - get rich, but stay in shape.
Looks like this gold-digger has momentary second thoughts about her life choices.
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Gold digger ? Uh son, she is a multi millionaire herself. Just thought you'd like to knwo that.
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there was a time when i was broke, depressed and didnt have a decent job. but wanted to go out to expensive places. thats when i dated rich ugly old dudes. but when i was out with them at restaurants and bars, id always flirt or make eye contact with the younger, hotter guys wishing i was with them instead.
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and then someone will post under you wishing he was rich or younger,hotter. ;)
thanks for those details brenda/and please tell more. :)
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Brenda, the difference here is that this chuck is Julie Henderson, she is already super rich and doesn't need his money.
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That first photo is pretty funny.
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I agree that he needs to can some of the yoga in favor of some cardio, but it's obviously working for him. That chick is way hotter than anything I could pull and I'm much better looking that this guy. Good for him and keep it up if it's working. Maybe I'll try yoga...and make many millions of dollars to supplement my dating profile.
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dude, everyone is better looking than him.
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Oh I'm sure that whore likes him for his charming personality and not the money. Yeah right. I bet her dad is so proud of her as well. Just some slut social climber....
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Uh buddy, that's Julie Henderson, she's a model herself. She actually comes from a very rich family and has a multi million dollar contract with Sports illustarted, she hardly needs his money.
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"Smile, bitch, I pay you to smile."
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Here's mine:
"WHO WANTS A NEW HANDBAG?!"
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In a couple of photos he looks like he's praying, probably praying for his viagra to kick in. Not that he probably needs it, but by the look of her companion she looks like a horny bitch...
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Wow! I need to become a Hip Hop Mogul. Even as a geezer, I can get me some stank ho!
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That "Whore" with him is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Julie Henderson. (a TOTAL Piece of ASS) She must really want to piss her Father off to be with that OLD Bastard
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_swimsuit/models/julie-henderson/qa...
Well, at least she's down with the whole old man/young girl thing.
"If you had to play matchmaker for a day, what celebrities would you pair up?
I kind of like random couples for some reason; couples you would never imagine, so I would pick George Clooney and Britney Spears. They would be a very interesting couple."
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I can think of $everal MILLION rea$on$ why that $lut would do him
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I'm not gonna lie, these pics were pretty terrifying...
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whats this guys problem ? Why is he doing all that and making himself look retarded instead of banging the chick ?
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THE GIRl LOOKS LIKE GISELE BUNDCHEN.
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Maybe you guys shoudl have done a little research first. That's Julie Henderson- Sports illustrated model, she is very rich already and doesn't really need his money.
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