Caption This! (Shayne Lamas Takes It In The Face Edition!)

Shayne Lamas, daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and Michele Cathy Smith, and former stepdaughter of Shauna Sand, celebrated her 24th birthday last night in Vegas at Coyote Ugly Saloon in the New York New York Hotel.

Comment on this Scandalous entry »

50 Scandalous Comments

1 Bastard Digs This!

"Like OMG, it's prom night all over again!!!"

Saturday, November 7th, 2009 @ 11:56pm
Reply to this Comment

dumb boring fake blondes that i've never heard of before...but as for the caption,

"dang it y'all, not in my eye!"

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 12:01am
Reply to this Comment

The whore has nice legs. Otherwise she looks like a cheap hooker and I am not as impressed as she probably thinks I should be.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 12:32am
Reply to this Comment

oh yea... caption: "EWWWW its stringy and you shot it in my eye!"

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 12:34am
Reply to this Comment

Caption should be - "Not again this is the 20th time tonight". This beast is a cheap whore. She makes Paris Hilton look like a Rhodes Scholar. Step-mommy Shauna must be so proud of this lil' slut.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 12:36am
Reply to this Comment

Another stubby midget with blonde hair and black nail polish, yawn. Also, she needs a neck.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 1:07am
Reply to this Comment
1 Bastard Digs This!

haha she must know she is a midget; look at those shoes. They tried making them as high heeled as possible that the shoes ended up looking like clown shoes.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 1:21am
Reply to this Comment

no neck?? hey, that's my usual complaint!! lol but yeah, you're kinda right. not as bad as the Frieda (sp?) from Slumdog though. she'd be flawless if she only had a neck :(

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 1:22am
Reply to this Comment

She reminds me of those two insufferable phonies Heidi Montag and Carrie Prejean.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 1:11am
Reply to this Comment

she's hot. love the dress. even love the hair, since blondes are few and far between where I am.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 1:21am
Reply to this Comment

still classier than miley

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 1:32am
Reply to this Comment

A toad is classier than Miley.

Monday, November 9th, 2009 @ 12:58am
Reply to this Comment

"GROSS! Daddy promised I wouldn't have to do this anymore!"

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 2:49am
Reply to this Comment
1 Bastard Digs This!

Who the f*ck is this chick and why should we care?

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 3:04am
Reply to this Comment

Fo reals.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 12:26pm
Reply to this Comment

I think her face is pretty but the hair is too fake and I've watched her show and shes a fkn dumb asss

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 3:35am
Reply to this Comment

All the females in these shots are totally interchangeable. Not just physically, but clearly their personalities as well.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 4:36am
Reply to this Comment

my stepmother taught me these moves

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 5:28am
Reply to this Comment

she's like "no no stop, nobody is watching!"...
what an attention whore

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 7:35am
Reply to this Comment

What a party...
what a slut.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 9:27am
Reply to this Comment

She's very pretty. Wouldn't mind seeing her with fewer clothes on.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 9:37am
Reply to this Comment
1 Bastard Digs This!

Okay, so I looked back on her previous pics of her in a red bikini. She's actually lookin pretty good with clothes on. lol

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 10:06am
Reply to this Comment

TEXAS

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 10:24am
Reply to this Comment

And her discernible talent (other than bukkake and having a rich daddy) would be?

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 10:37am
Reply to this Comment

Man she looks like fun and party type girl....the kind that drinks and screws afterwards...now why wasn't I invited..btw the way what kind of party is it..? Looks like New Years Eve..is this old?

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 11:27am
Reply to this Comment

"big deal, i'm no stranger to white streams on my face."

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 11:39am
Reply to this Comment

As much as this ho sickens me, at least she didn't have swastika guy at her party. I think he was with Taylor at SNL.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 12:56pm
Reply to this Comment

looks like Lo Bosworth (who?) of 'The Hills'.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
Reply to this Comment

ewww... a maelstrom of ugly, blonde clone whores. disgusting.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
Reply to this Comment
2 Bastards Dig This!

Photobucket

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 2:44pm
Reply to this Comment

LMAO!!

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 3:23pm
Reply to this Comment

very very good

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 10:55pm
Reply to this Comment

Daddy, not in public !

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 3:43pm
Reply to this Comment

I wonder if daddy's going to buy her fake tits and put a tire pump to her lips like his other ladies...

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 3:44pm
Reply to this Comment

Never heard of this woman before.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 3:47pm
Reply to this Comment

"I said dont get it in my hair"

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 4:00pm
Reply to this Comment

she's kinda hot but some of the other girls in the pix are hotter..

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 4:04pm
Reply to this Comment

can you hear her whine "I told all you guys I just washed my hair.....piss, cry, moan...Ok I'm ready, do it again..." effin tramp

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 5:27pm
Reply to this Comment

WHAT A BUNCH OF WHORES!

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 6:16pm
Reply to this Comment

WHAT A BUNCH OF WHORES!

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 6:16pm
Reply to this Comment

Fugly attention seeker...NEXT

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 7:12pm
Reply to this Comment
1 Bastard Digs This!

classy whore in the last pic, Dad must be so proud.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 7:14pm
Reply to this Comment

who is she?

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 9:15pm
Reply to this Comment

I had the misfortune to catch an episode of "Leave it to Lamas" the other weekend, and I learned two things from that.

1. E really will make a reality show of any hasbeen.
2. The Lamas kids are even more useless than the Kardasians. Which I didnt think was possible to achieve.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 10:11pm
Reply to this Comment

she is hot, but god almighty she is useless and annoying as fuck on her reality show

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 10:43pm
Reply to this Comment
1 Bastard Digs This!

"This is nothing, usually it is coming from 4 directions"

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 10:53pm
Reply to this Comment

I'll tear that ass up. She needs to bend over and let me hit it from the back.

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 11:49pm
Reply to this Comment
2 Bastards Dig This!

Classier than Taylor "Not Very" Swift.

Monday, November 9th, 2009 @ 8:58am
Reply to this Comment

I think I went to the Olive Garden for my 24th. Yeah, that sucked. Enough about me and my miserable life, Shayne is hot.

Monday, November 9th, 2009 @ 8:58pm
Reply to this Comment

Nice DUI yesterday, you fucking waste of air, piece of shit. Drive into a tree, before you hurt someone who matters, bitch!

Sunday, November 15th, 2009 @ 5:23pm
Reply to this Comment

Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.

Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!