Caption This! (Shayne Lamas Takes It In The Face Edition!)
Sunday, November 8th, 2009 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Jackson
Shayne Lamas, daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and Michele Cathy Smith, and former stepdaughter of Shauna Sand, celebrated her 24th birthday last night in Vegas at Coyote Ugly Saloon in the New York New York Hotel.





















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"Like OMG, it's prom night all over again!!!"
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dumb boring fake blondes that i've never heard of before...but as for the caption,
"dang it y'all, not in my eye!"
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The whore has nice legs. Otherwise she looks like a cheap hooker and I am not as impressed as she probably thinks I should be.
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oh yea... caption: "EWWWW its stringy and you shot it in my eye!"
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Caption should be - "Not again this is the 20th time tonight". This beast is a cheap whore. She makes Paris Hilton look like a Rhodes Scholar. Step-mommy Shauna must be so proud of this lil' slut.
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Another stubby midget with blonde hair and black nail polish, yawn. Also, she needs a neck.
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haha she must know she is a midget; look at those shoes. They tried making them as high heeled as possible that the shoes ended up looking like clown shoes.
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no neck?? hey, that's my usual complaint!! lol but yeah, you're kinda right. not as bad as the Frieda (sp?) from Slumdog though. she'd be flawless if she only had a neck :(
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She reminds me of those two insufferable phonies Heidi Montag and Carrie Prejean.
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she's hot. love the dress. even love the hair, since blondes are few and far between where I am.
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still classier than miley
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A toad is classier than Miley.
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"GROSS! Daddy promised I wouldn't have to do this anymore!"
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Who the f*ck is this chick and why should we care?
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Fo reals.
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I think her face is pretty but the hair is too fake and I've watched her show and shes a fkn dumb asss
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All the females in these shots are totally interchangeable. Not just physically, but clearly their personalities as well.
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my stepmother taught me these moves
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she's like "no no stop, nobody is watching!"...
what an attention whore
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What a party...
what a slut.
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She's very pretty. Wouldn't mind seeing her with fewer clothes on.
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Okay, so I looked back on her previous pics of her in a red bikini. She's actually lookin pretty good with clothes on. lol
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TEXAS
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And her discernible talent (other than bukkake and having a rich daddy) would be?
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Man she looks like fun and party type girl....the kind that drinks and screws afterwards...now why wasn't I invited..btw the way what kind of party is it..? Looks like New Years Eve..is this old?
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"big deal, i'm no stranger to white streams on my face."
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As much as this ho sickens me, at least she didn't have swastika guy at her party. I think he was with Taylor at SNL.
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looks like Lo Bosworth (who?) of 'The Hills'.
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ewww... a maelstrom of ugly, blonde clone whores. disgusting.
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LMAO!!
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very very good
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Daddy, not in public !
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I wonder if daddy's going to buy her fake tits and put a tire pump to her lips like his other ladies...
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Never heard of this woman before.
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"I said dont get it in my hair"
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she's kinda hot but some of the other girls in the pix are hotter..
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can you hear her whine "I told all you guys I just washed my hair.....piss, cry, moan...Ok I'm ready, do it again..." effin tramp
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WHAT A BUNCH OF WHORES!
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WHAT A BUNCH OF WHORES!
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Fugly attention seeker...NEXT
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classy whore in the last pic, Dad must be so proud.
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who is she?
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I had the misfortune to catch an episode of "Leave it to Lamas" the other weekend, and I learned two things from that.
1. E really will make a reality show of any hasbeen.
2. The Lamas kids are even more useless than the Kardasians. Which I didnt think was possible to achieve.
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she is hot, but god almighty she is useless and annoying as fuck on her reality show
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"This is nothing, usually it is coming from 4 directions"
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I'll tear that ass up. She needs to bend over and let me hit it from the back.
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Classier than Taylor "Not Very" Swift.
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I think I went to the Olive Garden for my 24th. Yeah, that sucked. Enough about me and my miserable life, Shayne is hot.
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Nice DUI yesterday, you fucking waste of air, piece of shit. Drive into a tree, before you hurt someone who matters, bitch!
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