Caption This! (Tamara Mellon Grabs Herself Edition!)
Monday, December 21st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Tamara Mellon is the President and co-founder of a line of designer shoes, Jimmy Choo. Related in a Scandalous way:
- Caption This, Bitches!! (Lubly Bai Ling On Her Knees Edition)
- Caption The First Two, Bitches! (Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Edition)
- Caption This! (Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Edition!)
- Caption This! (Two Bikini Clad Chicks Help a Fat Dude At The Beach!)
- Caption This! (Shauna Sand & Taylor Wane Negotiate Business!!!)
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damned even I have more ass then that..that is so nasty...
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bet yours won't be dragging along behind on the ground like hers will be soon
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grow damm u!
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she's newly single...
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Looks like she is gonna stay that way............
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shes rich and do-able...and rich. sign me up
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she should stop dieting and eat up, maybe that would plump that ass
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body is borderline deformed. lol that's fucked up but i'm being honest. that ass is an atrocity... it is concave. i highly recommend implants.
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Time to dip into that Jimmy Choo money and call up a few plastic surgeons.
Might want to make a call to the Lardassians ass doctor.
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I'd rather have a Beth Ditto post
also, this bitch seems like she's have stank pheremones
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beth ditto! umm gtfo! i just vomited my dinner. i'd rather have a kelly clarkson post.
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what a dumpy pooper... she should ask vida guerra if she can borrow a cup of ass...
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oops caption... duh...
"Formerly Ugly Hattie: Ooh, bazonkers! I never counted on bazonkers.
[grabs her bazonkers]
Formerly Ugly Hattie: I'm so content!"
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"Hey who wants to grab these lovely things?........Hello?.........Hello?........Is there anyone else on this beach?....Aw crap I'm gonna go shove more olives up my nose again tonight........I'm so sad and lonely.."
I'd think with all her $$$$$$$$$ she could afford a gym membership and a few inplants everywhere>>>
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i'm glad i'm rich or nobody would take my picture
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Great googly moogly. I don't care if she is founder of a shoe company for Indians' outfield Shin-Soo Choo, she is an abomination. I agree with LL, she is deformed.
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"Thank god for these............. I don't look 100% BUSTED"
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Ironic how her last name is mellon huh?
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Ass is overrated
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"Does 'more than a handful' apply to the ass as well?"
This is the epitome of a pancake ass.....you could put syrup on that shit and serve it at IHOP...and some reject would take it to go.
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some women are just meant for one-piece suits.
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these are bad pics of her normally she looks much better
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I thought that was likely so...cuz these ain't much.
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