Caption This! (Tito Ortiz About To Unload Edition!)
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Ugh! Jenna is fucking nasty looking, and the blonde chick isn't much better.
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In order to give a fair and balanced opinion here, I have decided to overlook the fact that Jenna is a former porn star ... That being said, I think she looks AWESOME! Not only for her age, but in general -and especially for someone who just delivered twin boys recently! I wouldn't even be seen in a one piece bathing suit after I gave birth to my son, LOL! ... Jenna, don't pay attention to the haters ... You look FAB! You GO, girl! ...
Mizz "T"
ps. Congrats on your beautiful baby boys! ...
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1. Jenna "There there Tito..... you don't look like a blonde Fred Flinstone"
2. Jenna asks friend "You'd fuck him right?"
3. Jenna "Well if you won't fuck Tito will you lick my ass?" (Tito hugs self, once again has to spank his tiny pecker all alone)
4. Tito thinks to himself "Why God?? Why did I knock up this HO??"
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LMFAO!
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If it was 1996 I'd be jealous of this douche.
But it's not.
It's 2009.
And I don't give a FUCK about Jenna Jameson's surgically fucked up vag. She is fucking washedup and a MESS.
And that's a damn shame.
She used to smoking hot.
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She was one of the Hottest chics ever. Porn industry or not, she was stunningly beautiful compared to most celebs.. Seems like when she went through her divorce she lost that sparkle she once had.....and then along came Tito. Fucking Douche.
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I guess after 12 years of having cocks slammed into every orifice, you turn into that.
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I think Tito is waiting for the cameras to leave to murder her. He never thought that making his fantasy come true would lead to public appearances with a porn star. What did he tell his mother that she does? And when he saw twins both slide out of her at the same time without needing a push. . . .it was too much for him to take
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part 1
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part 2
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part 3
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LMAO!!!
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LOL!!
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That's pretty awesome.
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2000 guys ago she was hot, now it's just sad...
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The way Jenna looks proves that porn stars are like dogs: They age about seven times faster than humans.
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then again who said sex can make you stay young..
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It's suggested here.
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Her body is wrecked like Pamela Anderson.
It is all over.
Unfortunately like cars women should be traded in every 5 years.
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"traded in every five years" for what???
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Newer and younger women of course.
Duh.
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And of course they'll go up in price and maintenance will kick you in the ass!
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I drive an S class, I am accustomed to expensive maintenance, lol.
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In that case, disregard. lol
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I agree she resembles Pam Anderson with smaller boobs... damn to think she was super hot!
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Didn't she have a baby recently? Not too many women can rock a bikini after that...
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She had TWINS. I agree. She looks good all things considered. But she is a shadow of her former hottness. I BLAME TITO *sniff sniff*.
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what self respecting man would marry a pornstar? seriously what an idiot.
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I don't think Tito and Jenna have gotten married. But they did have twin sons together ...
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