Carmen Electra Danced Topless @ Crazy Horse Paris at MGM, Vegas

Carmen is currently starring in a burlesque show at the Carzy Horse Paris at MGM Grand in Vegas. Her final performance is on Monday July 13th, so there's still time left to see one of your favorite childhood wankettes shake her ass on stage right in front of you (assuming you can bag front row seats by gambling away a couple hundred-thousand bones at the MGM before one of her performances). Apparently, during her first performance a couple days back, Carmen went topless to close out the night, so it might just be worth a trip to Vegas.

Topless or not, why the fuck is Carmen Electra Does still running around with her clothes off?! Shouldn't she finally file for celebrity retirement, marry some sugar daddy & pop out some genetically engineered twins? Obviously she's still a fairly hot piece of ass, but she's one of those extremely played-out hotties that most dudes don't wanna see over-and-over again doing the same exact thing.

Whatever the case, it's well apparent that either this chick is aging at a snail's pace or she coughs up top dollar to surround her ass with the best plastic surgeons & PR agents money can buy. Or, of course, it might be something slightly more obvious: She fucks the right people at the right time. Our money's on the last one.

On that note, let's review Carmen's sexual partners over the years:

1. Prince (when she first started out)
2. B-Real of Cypress Hill
3. Dennis Rodman (when he was winning championhips)
4. Dave Navarro (when he was famous)
5. Publicity stunt/Lesbian fling w/ Joan Jett
6. And, currently engaged to Rob Patterson
7-3482. The remaing 3,400-odd partners are countless one-night stands with pretty much any celebrity who comes to mind. I'm pretty sure she did Marilyn Manson about 15-20 times over the years---don't deny it, Carmen!

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