Carrie Underwood vs Taylor Swift: Top Female Vocalist Matchup
Monday, April 6th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift were both nominated for the Top Female Vocalist award with Carrie taking the honor. No need to cry for Taylor Swift as she took home the award for Album of the Year over Carrie. But who cares about awards from an actual award show... we only care about who you'd want to sleep with more.Read more in Award Shows, Babes, Bastardly Matchups, Carrie Underwood, Music, Taylor Swift
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I voted for Carrie but since she won't go out and eat a big ass t-bone with me I'd probably go home with Taylor
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I think both are cute, Carrie goes more on the sexy side and Taylor on the cuteness, but they're lovely
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I think both are cute, Carrie goes more on the sexy side and Taylor on the cuteness, but they are lovely
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Taylor is cute, but Carrie is sexy-cute.
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Carrie looks prettier and sexier but I get the impression Taylor would be more ... enthusiastic during the taping session.
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This is a totally unfair match-up. Carrie wins by a light year.
Taylor's squinty eyes nearly ruin the entire thing. Her somewhat bony body doesn't help, either.
Carrie is ... well ... perfect, but in a Stepford Wife way.
And it doesn't hurt that Carrie can really sing; Taylor sounds awful live.
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Carrie.
Taylor looks like this one guy's wife...and I'm not down with that.
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Taylor, because of her hair alone and she also writes her own songs. Her hair just looks like shit here.
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They both look average and very cold.
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Fuck you Taylor haters.... She is fuckin shit hot. Thank you and have a nice day!
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Taylor, but if she did that stupid squinty eyed shit, she would get told to cut that shit off quick.
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Taylor is butt ugly.Carrie by a mile.
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Carrie is always pretty restrained in public, I bet she let's it out at the right time and is a complete wildcat in the sack.
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i know carrie underwood for about 2 years, shes such a cutie darling looking...
taylor swift=?? Top35 for this, shes fuckin hot!!!
Top36 in the dangerzone=for hater??? LMAO, TOO BAD, SHES MY FAVORITE FOR ALL
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they both have transparent skin. GOD, i have never seen such whiteness
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Taylor looks like a hooker. Her squinty eyes creep me out.
Carrie is a doll baby.
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WTF I thought the voting would be a landslide?
Carrie FTW
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I'm with Taylor Swift all way in vote.
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carrie underwood has no class - no talent - no singing voice -and no one really give a fucking shit about the skank.
she's sure no "star"
just another porch-monkey american idol loser.
you couldn't pay me enough to have to listen to her "sing"
she's never paid any real dues like real country stars.
american idol is a fucking joke, and so is underwood.
and, fuck you if you don't like this post...
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It would've been a joke if Taylor had won female vocalist of the year cause she can't sing half as well as Carrie or any of the other nominees! Carrie is true talent!
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