Carrot Top & His Woman @ Academy of Country Music Awards

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I gotta give Carrott Top major props for his ability to still keep showing up at big events even though he looks like a steroid experiment gone bad.

Do you guys think he looks better than the last time we featured him?

Who's the chick standing next to him? All we know is that her name is Amanda.

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She's a hired excort, he's had botox in the shoulders I'd guess.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 9:28am
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YUCK

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 9:29am
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yep its true what they about blondes, they'll do anybody. period.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 9:45am
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what the f**k is that

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:01am
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Carrot Top doesn't look human.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:19am
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He looks like a circus clown sans the costume! He can play BOZO

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:49am
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WTF Happened to Carrot Top?
he looks like something you'd create In Smackdown vs Raw.
he looks like Octo-mom mixed the embyos of the Hulk and the Joker and out came this.
WTF?

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 11:26am
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mmmmmmmmmm...he's so sexy and bulky

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 11:30am
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what a dumb ass...his 14 and 1/2 minutes of fame are long up.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 12:56pm
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if he shaved his head, he could look somewhat normal. he would kinda look like vin diesel..

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 3:59pm
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but then he wouldn't be Carrot Top.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 4:06pm
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lmao...this is the perfect man 4 Caitie...a redhead monster

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 6:00pm
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Someones been on the roids

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 4:06pm
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Was he exposed to gamma radiation too?

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 4:21pm
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LMFAO holy shit that dude is ugly. bwahahaha

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 6:09pm
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Kathy Griffin is looking good

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 11:33am
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I ain't mad at you carrot top but c'mon how the hell did you pull this off?

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 @ 8:22pm
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carrot top is ugly something went wrong during his sexchange

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 8:35pm
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carrot mop looks like a muppet

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 8:38pm
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yeah she is.

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 8:28pm
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