Carrot Top & His Woman @ Academy of Country Music Awards
Monday, April 6th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI gotta give Carrott Top major props for his ability to still keep showing up at big events even though he looks like a steroid experiment gone bad.
Do you guys think he looks better than the last time we featured him?
Who's the chick standing next to him? All we know is that her name is Amanda.
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She's a hired excort, he's had botox in the shoulders I'd guess.
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YUCK
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yep its true what they about blondes, they'll do anybody. period.
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what the f**k is that
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Carrot Top doesn't look human.
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He looks like a circus clown sans the costume! He can play BOZO
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WTF Happened to Carrot Top?
he looks like something you'd create In Smackdown vs Raw.
he looks like Octo-mom mixed the embyos of the Hulk and the Joker and out came this.
WTF?
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mmmmmmmmmm...he's so sexy and bulky
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what a dumb ass...his 14 and 1/2 minutes of fame are long up.
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F*cking gross!
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if he shaved his head, he could look somewhat normal. he would kinda look like vin diesel..
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but then he wouldn't be Carrot Top.
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lmao...this is the perfect man 4 Caitie...a redhead monster
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Someones been on the roids
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Was he exposed to gamma radiation too?
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LMFAO holy shit that dude is ugly. bwahahaha
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Kathy Griffin is looking good
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He's grotesque.
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I ain't mad at you carrot top but c'mon how the hell did you pull this off?
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carrot top is ugly something went wrong during his sexchange
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carrot mop looks like a muppet
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she's really pretty
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yeah she is.
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