CHA-CHING! Scarlett Johansson is the New Face of Mango!
Monday, July 13th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: CORDON PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comThanks to an army of experienced air brushers & magical abilities built into Adobe PhotoShop, Scarlett Johansson bumps off the likes of Kim Kardashian & the Cruz sisters to become the new face of Mango clothing. As most of you probably know, Mango's a popular Spanish-flavored clothing company which dishes out jeans & juicy clothes for hot chicks around the globe. You learn more about the brand & it's latest collection on their official website.
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I think she looks just gorgeous in the ad pictures, yet HATE the press conference ones. Still prefer the cruz sisters though, they're a favorite
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agreed on all points
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hair good
tat bad
hubby worst
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i'm starting to wonder if she is that hot anymore, i'm sensing her being comfortable since she married that green lantern guy
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Delicious Lips!! her face is very very cute...
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She is an extraordinary beauty, few fair-skinned women have such full lips without injections.
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THIS.
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very hot, but a cheap and nasty tattoo. she needs to do a nude scene soon
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Her tattoo is worse than Megan Fox's Marilyn tat.
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she looks so hot in the ad pics, she should keep that look always, instead of sporting that housewife look
there is nothing worse than the marilyn tattoo, sillier yes but not worse
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So unbelievably untalented and weird looking.
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I so totally do not get this chick. It's like a mass hallucination.
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Take a look at the pics, imagine her looking up at you, her soft, luscious lips around your cock, the saliva dripping generously down your cock and onto your balls, her head bobbing up and down.
Now, if that doesn't work, imagine the lips of Zach Effron around your cock, check out your huge boner, and you'll know what's wrong.
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or rather scarho. so overrated, almost ugly
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haha ur right she's got us all hypnotized. without makeup she's so average
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she looks great in both sets of pictures. Beautiful skin.
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MoeJackson, you do know that Mango is owned by Penelope and Monica Cruz, right? So if Scarlett became Mango's new face, it's probably because Penelope Cruz, her costar in VickyChristina, appointed her.
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I could give a shit less she aint fucking me so why care!
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The dark hair looks so much better
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Yuck, jewess
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i can't stop thinking about that awful mango character from SNL about 10 years ago. damn you bastardly!
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still stupendously gorgeous if you ask me
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Overrated and that is that. I don't care how big her titties are. The press con pics tell the truth. Bitch isn't all that. I take my leave...
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She's cute, but I like her better as a blonde.
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There is nothing, and i mean, nothing special about this chick.
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that's an ugly ass tattoo looks like a sticker.
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she's damn hot in Vicky Christina Barcelona and He's just not that into you..seriously.
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I think she's gorgeous, but in a gumby way. Her doughy, pale skin and awkward (but stunning nevertheless) lips and gummy smile always remind me of Napolean Dynamite. Still pretty, she just looks really awkward like that to me.
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Her hair looks like douche. She's better as a blonde. Overrated actress. Love the promo photo, though.
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I think she has injected cooking oil in her face like that crazy lady
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