Charlize Theron vs. Ciara: The Booty Matchup


Over the weekend both Charlize Theron and Ciara got photographed from the backside. Rather than create two separate posts, why don't we choose the booty you'd prefer; vanilla or chocolate?


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white girl booty

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:32pm
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white girl booty in this case.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:36pm
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Chocolate!!!...it always going to be more delicious then vanilla!!

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:42pm
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ciara all the way ,charlize has a fat and flat ass but ciara has a nice shaped sexy booty like most of us blacks.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:42pm
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yeah and latinas also have great asses like Vida Guerra, Salma Hayek for instance.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:43pm
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rock on

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 1:32pm
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Actually, Charlize is White Chocolate.

She is South African...and that makes her white chocolate.

So either way, if you vote for chocolate...you're voting for both of them...because they're both technically chocolate.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:45pm
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that is true she is white chocolate, white chocolate is winning this round, its close though

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:49pm
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brilliant comment!

I like both, and I refuse to pick one so Ill have both.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:52pm
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I need to wake & bake more often. ^_^

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 1:07pm
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You do it often enough ;)

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 1:26pm
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Not really....

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 7:41pm
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For me, other than Jessica Biel (or maybe Blake Lively), few white girls can win an ass competition.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 12:51pm
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On moejackson.com they can.

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 @ 3:40pm
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Ciara's booty seems to have flattened a bit so it's Charlize all the way. Charlize's is kinda juicier.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 1:02pm
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Let's see, Ciara's booty seems to have flattened a bit, but Charlize's is flatter than Ciara's. Great logic, there.

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 @ 3:42pm
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Can I vote Jessica Biel instead also?

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 1:15pm
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lol good one. Id like to do that as well

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 2:37pm
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this is such a random poll... i don't think it's a fair comparison. anyways, i pick neither. charlize has a flat booty, broad back and thick waist. look at the pic of her about to get in her car. ew. and ciara's is all thigh, she is way too muscular for my taste. and those shoes are hideous... she looks like a clown.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 1:34pm
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Yes, you are right. And the vote is also affected by the woman who has the ass. In a blind poll, no way Charlize's ass wins.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 2:46pm
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Both booties are about the same size and Ciara's wearing jeans, and jeans are way more forgiving than what Charlize is wearing.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 2:33pm
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Damn, Ciara's shoes are huge!

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 2:40pm
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Whats all the fuss about. I'd buttfuck them both.

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 2:59pm
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Who cares

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 @ 5:46pm
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An unfair comparison, Ciara is wearing some 6 inch heels, and everybody knows that heels pumps the booty, also she is wearing a jeans, whose composition favours to push up the booty

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 3:25pm
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Both at the same time

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 4:54pm
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I love Charlize but I take Ciara

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 5:21pm
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one of the easiest choices ever , white booooty!

Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 7:39pm
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cant decide...

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 @ 8:41am
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LMAO @ the poll results. That's how Bush got elected in '04.

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 @ 3:38pm
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I'd grab all four cheeks with both hands!!!

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 @ 5:14pm
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Shoes are horrible and why is she wearing them in day2day life?lol

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 @ 5:43pm
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This is such an unfair comparison. Somehow, you've managed to find some chocolate with little or no ass. With these specific pics, the temptation is to vote white... but we all KNOW where the booty resides!! It's gotta be chocolate booty all the way! Yum!!

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 @ 6:18pm
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