Charlize Theron vs. Ciara: The Booty Matchup
Monday, August 31st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Over the weekend both Charlize Theron and Ciara got photographed from the backside. Rather than create two separate posts, why don't we choose the booty you'd prefer; vanilla or chocolate?
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white girl booty
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white girl booty in this case.
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Chocolate!!!...it always going to be more delicious then vanilla!!
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ciara all the way ,charlize has a fat and flat ass but ciara has a nice shaped sexy booty like most of us blacks.
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yeah and latinas also have great asses like Vida Guerra, Salma Hayek for instance.
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rock on
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Actually, Charlize is White Chocolate.
She is South African...and that makes her white chocolate.
So either way, if you vote for chocolate...you're voting for both of them...because they're both technically chocolate.
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that is true she is white chocolate, white chocolate is winning this round, its close though
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brilliant comment!
I like both, and I refuse to pick one so Ill have both.
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I need to wake & bake more often. ^_^
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You do it often enough ;)
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Not really....
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For me, other than Jessica Biel (or maybe Blake Lively), few white girls can win an ass competition.
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On moejackson.com they can.
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Ciara's booty seems to have flattened a bit so it's Charlize all the way. Charlize's is kinda juicier.
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Let's see, Ciara's booty seems to have flattened a bit, but Charlize's is flatter than Ciara's. Great logic, there.
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Can I vote Jessica Biel instead also?
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lol good one. Id like to do that as well
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this is such a random poll... i don't think it's a fair comparison. anyways, i pick neither. charlize has a flat booty, broad back and thick waist. look at the pic of her about to get in her car. ew. and ciara's is all thigh, she is way too muscular for my taste. and those shoes are hideous... she looks like a clown.
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Yes, you are right. And the vote is also affected by the woman who has the ass. In a blind poll, no way Charlize's ass wins.
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Both booties are about the same size and Ciara's wearing jeans, and jeans are way more forgiving than what Charlize is wearing.
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Damn, Ciara's shoes are huge!
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Whats all the fuss about. I'd buttfuck them both.
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Who cares
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An unfair comparison, Ciara is wearing some 6 inch heels, and everybody knows that heels pumps the booty, also she is wearing a jeans, whose composition favours to push up the booty
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Both at the same time
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I love Charlize but I take Ciara
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one of the easiest choices ever , white booooty!
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cant decide...
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LMAO @ the poll results. That's how Bush got elected in '04.
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I'd grab all four cheeks with both hands!!!
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Shoes are horrible and why is she wearing them in day2day life?lol
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This is such an unfair comparison. Somehow, you've managed to find some chocolate with little or no ass. With these specific pics, the temptation is to vote white... but we all KNOW where the booty resides!! It's gotta be chocolate booty all the way! Yum!!
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