Cheryl Cole Celebrated Her 26th Birthday @ Vanilla Club
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
Cheryl Cole celebrated her 26th birthday a day later and came out wearing this £4,000 mini-dress by British designer Alexander McQueen. However, not pictured is Cheryl's 49 year old mom, Joan, who didn't wear panties. Yeah, I don't have any of those and don't know if I'd want to post those. Source























Truly a great dress.
I don't know who she is but I respect her sluttiness.
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I doubt anyone at her party knows who she is.
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This slut tries way too fucking hard. Yawn...
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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mad props to her being a half naked ho bag, but who the fuck is this?
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she is a dime
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There should be some type of law that only allows hot women to dress like this.
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Beautiful! She needs to pose nude someplace, so we can see her nipples. She has a beautiful smile, great eyes, awesome ass. And nice set of tits too! wow.
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Oh Cheryl.
I say you're upping your style game and then you do this.
For shame.
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*looks down*
She's got Louboutins on. I'm pleased.
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Even the Louboutins don't make up for the crime against my eyes that she's wearing. She looks obvious and desperate and that is not the chezza i love.
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Well, I have no bloody clue who she is....but I like those Louboutins...
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She seems to wear Louboutins all the time. At least she has good taste in shoes i guess.
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I really do hope she pulls it together. For your sake. A sad Alina Maria is no good.
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haha i appreciate your concern.
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Yeah......no problem.
*eyes her closet*
I always look out for my mates, aye?
*eyes her shoe collection*
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LOL
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What size are you again?
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5.5 to 6 but mainly six
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PERFECT.
*cackles hysterically*
MINE. ALL MINE.
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But while you're stealing mine i'll be taking all yours! And ill bet you have more Louboutins than me! Mwahahahahahaa
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In order to be worthy of wearing my Louboutins...you need to have cute feet.
You're a Brit...I doubt you have cute feet.
:-P
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Ah but Caitie im only a brit by nationality. Blood wise im half irish and half spanish. So there!
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.............
You win this round.
Fine. You can have two pairs of my Louboutins...but know that they will give you blisters...
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its worth it!
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Alright...but your better have cute feet....or else my shoes will punish you.
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I promise!
Do you have the jefferson plato shoe in cherry suede please? Brown nappa will also suffice!
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o_o
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You dont love them?
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try too hard much? you'd expect to see this dress on someone like solange
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Ashley Cole is a Lucky Bastard!!!
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too bad the dress does not come with tits!
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She's a very pretty whore with some nice tits, but she needs to put on some weight. I love the dress, btw!
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slutty birthday dress
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Face is pretty, and the dress looks like a slutty figure skating costume.
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I couldn't put my finger on it...but yeah...totally a figure skating costume. YACK.
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vanilla club? she looks like she enjoys the chocolate club
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Don't get me wrong, I love Mrs. Cole, but this is definately not her best look. She should wear her hair down, ease up on the orange fake tan and throw out that hideous dress.
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nice couple but the brand louboutin or however is called is gay ,stop talkin bout this brand it makes me agressive,who gives a fuck which shoes shes wearing just ppl who dont have a life
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The sheet is falling off.
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wow, she is really hot, don't we all agree that we should more of her?
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Oh I would so much like to tear that dress off of her...and slap those fun bags till they fell off..
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she's incredibly beautiful, but that dress is just wrong!!
xD
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That dress gets no complaint from me. DAMN!!! Isn't this her B-day pics? It her party and she can slut it up if she wants to.
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Truely beautiful and so damn pretty, I don't care about that dress "if its wrong, or bad taste into it", who gives a fuck about it.
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Exactly!!
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lol @ nocturna
r u serious about the tits? i think they're pretty big, actually im not sure if they're fake or real i just cant decide,look at other pics of her, she does have nice tits
the dress is only ok but it shows off her boobs honestly, honestly i think it's a freaking waste, what it's like $6000 + for that dress, it looks pretty stupid, come on chezza u say u dont wanna be a wag but look at this
and lol @ her mom that was hilarious
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i think it suits her
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She is truly beautiful. Sad that the only time I see her is in the few photographs that appear on this site.
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her husband's an asshole.
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LOL
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her husband's an asshole.
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a man named ashley?
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Who cares what she's wearing with a face like that.
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