Cheryl Cole Celebrated Her 26th Birthday @ Vanilla Club

Cheryl Cole celebrated her 26th birthday a day later and came out wearing this £4,000 mini-dress by British designer Alexander McQueen. However, not pictured is Cheryl's 49 year old mom, Joan, who didn't wear panties. Yeah, I don't have any of those and don't know if I'd want to post those. Source

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Truly a great dress.
I don't know who she is but I respect her sluttiness.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:01pm
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I doubt anyone at her party knows who she is.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:05pm
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This slut tries way too fucking hard. Yawn...

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:03pm
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mad props to her being a half naked ho bag, but who the fuck is this?

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:03pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

she is a dime

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:07pm
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There should be some type of law that only allows hot women to dress like this.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:08pm
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Beautiful! She needs to pose nude someplace, so we can see her nipples. She has a beautiful smile, great eyes, awesome ass. And nice set of tits too! wow.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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Oh Cheryl.

I say you're upping your style game and then you do this.

For shame.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:20pm
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*looks down*

She's got Louboutins on. I'm pleased.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:24pm
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Even the Louboutins don't make up for the crime against my eyes that she's wearing. She looks obvious and desperate and that is not the chezza i love.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:27pm
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Well, I have no bloody clue who she is....but I like those Louboutins...

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:32pm
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She seems to wear Louboutins all the time. At least she has good taste in shoes i guess.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:33pm
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I really do hope she pulls it together. For your sake. A sad Alina Maria is no good.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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haha i appreciate your concern.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:41pm
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Yeah......no problem.

*eyes her closet*

I always look out for my mates, aye?

*eyes her shoe collection*

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:42pm
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5.5 to 6 but mainly six

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:28pm
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PERFECT.

*cackles hysterically*

MINE. ALL MINE.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:40pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

But while you're stealing mine i'll be taking all yours! And ill bet you have more Louboutins than me! Mwahahahahahaa

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:44pm
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In order to be worthy of wearing my Louboutins...you need to have cute feet.

You're a Brit...I doubt you have cute feet.

:-P

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:50pm
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Ah but Caitie im only a brit by nationality. Blood wise im half irish and half spanish. So there!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:52pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

.............

You win this round.

Fine. You can have two pairs of my Louboutins...but know that they will give you blisters...

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:57pm
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its worth it!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:58pm
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Alright...but your better have cute feet....or else my shoes will punish you.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 3:10pm
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I promise!
Do you have the jefferson plato shoe in cherry suede please? Brown nappa will also suffice!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 3:13pm
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try too hard much? you'd expect to see this dress on someone like solange

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:30pm
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Ashley Cole is a Lucky Bastard!!!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:43pm
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too bad the dress does not come with tits!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:54pm
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She's a very pretty whore with some nice tits, but she needs to put on some weight. I love the dress, btw!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 1:59pm
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Face is pretty, and the dress looks like a slutty figure skating costume.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:12pm
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I couldn't put my finger on it...but yeah...totally a figure skating costume. YACK.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:32pm
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vanilla club? she looks like she enjoys the chocolate club

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 2:52pm
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Don't get me wrong, I love Mrs. Cole, but this is definately not her best look. She should wear her hair down, ease up on the orange fake tan and throw out that hideous dress.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 3:15pm
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nice couple but the brand louboutin or however is called is gay ,stop talkin bout this brand it makes me agressive,who gives a fuck which shoes shes wearing just ppl who dont have a life

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 3:42pm
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wow, she is really hot, don't we all agree that we should more of her?

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 4:04pm
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Oh I would so much like to tear that dress off of her...and slap those fun bags till they fell off..

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 5:03pm
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she's incredibly beautiful, but that dress is just wrong!!
xD

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 5:08pm
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That dress gets no complaint from me. DAMN!!! Isn't this her B-day pics? It her party and she can slut it up if she wants to.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 5:12pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Truely beautiful and so damn pretty, I don't care about that dress "if its wrong, or bad taste into it", who gives a fuck about it.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 5:14pm
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lol @ nocturna
r u serious about the tits? i think they're pretty big, actually im not sure if they're fake or real i just cant decide,look at other pics of her, she does have nice tits

the dress is only ok but it shows off her boobs honestly, honestly i think it's a freaking waste, what it's like $6000 + for that dress, it looks pretty stupid, come on chezza u say u dont wanna be a wag but look at this
and lol @ her mom that was hilarious

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 @ 6:09pm
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She is truly beautiful. Sad that the only time I see her is in the few photographs that appear on this site.

Friday, July 3rd, 2009 @ 4:15am
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her husband's an asshole.

Friday, July 3rd, 2009 @ 5:47am
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Who cares what she's wearing with a face like that.

Sunday, July 5th, 2009 @ 1:19pm
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