Chris Brown Choked Rihanna Unconscious; Threatened To Kill Her. Disturbia Ensued.
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
So, what would you do to your girlfriend if she took the keys to your rented Lambo & threw them out the window during an argument? This is something you should really think about b/c Chris Brown's reaction pretty much cost him his career (at least for the next few months until people move on to the next scandal).
Bastardly reports about what led up to & what happened during the big explosion that left Rihanna unconscious & battered are flooding in...
1. Rihanna and Chris started arguing after leaving Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party (see pics) on Saturday.
2. Arguing got pretty bad---so bad that Chris Brown had to pull over his silver Lambo to regulate (see pics of the couple filling gas that evening).
3. In a freakish rage, Rihanna tossed the keys to the Lambo out the window.
4. In an even freakier rage, Chris Brown stepped out the car & searched for the keys.
5. After an unsuccessful search, he returned to the car did what any abusive boyfriend would've done in his position. He proceeded to wrap his hands around Rihanna's neck & screamed: "I'm going to kill you." It was probably more like, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
6. At this point it's being reported by drama-queen anonymous bastards that Rihanna lost consciousness.
7. During Rihanna's unconsciousness state of mind, Chris proceeded to go into Mike Tyson mode by biting Rihanna's face leaving "horrific" scars (split lip, bruised face and bite marks).
8. By the time Rihanna came back into consciousness, Chris Brown had ran back to his 5-star Beverly Hills hotel.
Good news in all this horrible shit is that Rihanna's family is reassuring her fans that she is recovering well. Her grandmother Clara Brathwaite said: "I don't want people to worry. Rihanna is fine and she is doing well."
On the other hand, Chris Brown's family's reaction is not as supportive.
Chris Brown's former step-father: Claims he "wouldn't be surprised" if the singer had assaulted Rihanna.
Chris Brown's Mom: "I wouldn't be surprised. Chris has to take responsibility for his own actions."
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who the fuk gives a rats ass about either of them. give me more SI models up here please...alll day long.
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True... but you got to laugh when a guy's own mom gives him up. He probably should have bought her a bigger house or something and ensured the loyalty!
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Amen. Keep your friends and relatives paid if you want their support when you fuck up. The price difference between a Navigator and an Expedition is well worth keeping Mom's mouth shut!!
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What ever happened to the rented lambo? I guess someone found the keys and stole it.
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Cops towed it in and dusted it for prints.
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"TELL HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BREATHE WITH NO AIR"
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"TELL ME HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BREATHE WITH NO AIR"
sorry for the mix up but in my defense i was choked unconscious and had my face beat in like a punching bag. my thoughts and speech aren't right just yet.
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oh my god his mum is such a bitch, even if she thinks that, she shouldnt have said it to the press.
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For all we know, the mom might have been attacked by Chris too at some point. It's pretty rare that somebody goes from being a pacifist to chewing on his girlfriend's face. Punk deserves what he gets.
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My God...doesn't everybody know all black men beat the shit out of their woman! I am just suprised as hell she's not dead! Just another Ho-Bag and some Jive ass BRO beating him's Bitch up - every day normal activity for a black dude!
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RazorbladeTongue?
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Actually, black men are the biggest pushovers when dealing with their women. They never seem to beat on their women...hispanics and white people on the other hand, they are the biggest culprits.
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And white men kidnap little kids.
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The guy is definitely a dick and deserves what's coming to him, but don't absolve the girl of any responsibility. She obviously knew what he was capable of and chose to escalate the situation in typical diva fashion by pulling the stunt with the keys. When you are in bear country, DON"T POKE THE BEAR...
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I agree on the basis that she knew his violent tendencies, however, it doesn't condone his behavior.
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There are other ways of abuse apart from physical abuse that are just as damaging.
It seems far likely that both R & C was abusive to the other in this relationship
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I want to see more SI Swimsuit Models; fuck this HO and her retarded has been Punk-Ass boyfriend
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I've heard all sorts of crazy stuff behind this event. The most recent was that she gave him an STD. Unfortunately we won't know anything for sure until the police reports are released, and statements are made by the victim and the assailant.
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I liked this couple, they were perfect for each other but chris is a jackass..
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I predict one of three things happening. A) Chris ends up on Oprah crying his eyes out and apologizing. B) Chris goes to jail, changes his name to Christine and takes it up the ass daily from Cletus "The Banjo" Roscoe from d block or C) Chris ends up in a dumpster after getting double tapped with a Glock at close range.
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Anybody that thinks there is ANY possible justification for what Chris Brown apparently did or to physical assault from or towards any man, woman, or child needs to get a fucking clue.
Unless Rihanna was about to set off a nuke in LA, there is no reason and no excuse for what happened to her. I have read that Rihanna can be a bit of a bitch but that is irrelevant. Chris Brown is a little bitchass. I hope he has been working on his flexibility because he is going to need it in prison or "Big Dick" Darren is going to be PISSED!
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Lighten up, Anonymity, go back to your shelter. After denouncing "ANY justification" for physical assault, you turn around and promote prison rape. Stay classy and consistent.
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This has to be a weekly record for Black posts -- even though most are of the same 2 people -- on Bastardly, and it's only Wednesday! Maybe Jay and Beyonce can duke it out over the weekend or better yet, Djimon and Kimora. I'll keep my fingers crossed.
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Hey at least there are a few black girls posted. When was the last time you saw an asian girl on here other than Ling Bai (who gets the full racist treatment like "wub u wong time")? Oh I guess there was the one SI model today, but that's probably the first one in six months. How about Latino girls? Never? Can't think of any. The Bastardly, as much as I love it, is pretty damn Wonder Bread.
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You noticed? ;) It is what it is and thank goodness this isn't all there is.
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too bad, that's pretty much what it is, whether you think so or not.
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HUH???
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Assuming I know what you mean: We obviously live in different worlds, Mrs. Harmful. And in mine, Wheat Bread tops the menu.
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IIRC, they used to post Asians all the time, but whiny bastards complained about the fobtalk and they seem to have cut back.
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Chris Brown needs to watch it. Jay-Z backs Rihanna and he is not gonna let this shit go because Rihanna makes him millions. Chris Brown can say goodbye to his career.
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I hear Chris Brown's defense is going blame the LAPD
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Don't everyone know Rihanna is Jay-Z's side chick?? Forget the potential jailtime, better watch out for Jay, Chris Breezy. LOL
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This story sounds bogus. Remember inital reports said that the two of them were arguing and then they started fighting and a witness heard her screams and called 911. Firstly if Rihanna was unconscious, how did she know it was Chris who beat her up? Secondly if she was unconsious, she couldn't have screamed which would have prompted the witness to call 911, unless of course you buy the assumption that she awoke after Chris had beaten her looked in the mirror and then started to scream, but then according to the story Chris would have been gone by then, so then the witness couldnt have seen him running away from the scene, the witness could have only heard her screaming. See? It doesn't add up. Some strange ish went down that night and only the two of them know but neither is talking, which means that both were in the wrong.
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It's not necessarily inconsistent. Plausible timeline: She screamed when Chris first started to beat her up, somebody called 911, Chris proceeded to choke her unconscious, he ran away, then the police arrived.
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I HEARD SHE GAVE HIM HERPES...THAT'S Y HE BEAT HER ASS!!!
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i think it was boths ????
as she liked this boy and chris brown doing his job AS he didnt want to dump he BYE
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