Chris Brown: "I'm Sorry." Jay-Z Source: "Chris is a walking dead man."
Monday, February 16th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAs most of you following this already know, Chris Brown finally grew the balls to respond to the ocean of allegations flying around. But unfortunately, it might be too little, too late. A source close to Jay-Z already blurted out to the media that the hip-hop king is pissed beyond belief at what occurred following a pre-Grammy party. The source told Us Weekly last week, "He hit the roof. Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew." Jay-Z has every right to be pissed b/c after all, he's the one who discovered Rihanna back in '05 and at the end of the day, all this drama is costing him money.
Anyway, before we further fan the flames of Chris Brown's burning career, let's read the statement released by his publicist Michael Sitrick over the weekend:
"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person.
"Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds."
Hmm, wonder who wrote that statement...
Sometimes in life, timing is everything. If you wanna reject everything that's being said about you in the media, why you gotta take an entire week to respond?! Since I know you bastards are great at breaking shit down, we'll let you guys chime in...
Bastardly Questions:
1. Is Rihanna secretly a total bitch?
2. Is Chris Brown's career over or should he just disappear for a few months?
3. Is he really a walking dead man?
If you believe Jay-Z is gonna say anything like, "Chris is a walking dead man", I've got some prime ocean front property for sale in Boise, Idaho.
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LMAO! Jay-Z would never sound off like that only because he's got bigger things to worry about. Chris Brown's career is over, but I think little miss sunshine is not squeaky clean either. But he should still be punished for his actions.
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Nice incomplete thought Goliano.
Chris Brown is a fucking idiot. I'm a white guy with NO fucking street cred to speak of. I wouldn't go around beating up girls with connections to hard core thugs. Even if i was an African American guy WITH street cred, i STILL wouldn't walk around beating up women, especially those with connection to hard core mother fuckers. you just don't do that.
chris brown is fucking toast.
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No, it's complete.
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What hardcore motherfuckers? Jay-Z? He's what passes for a "hardcore motherfuckers now"?
I swear, you kids watch far too many music videos.
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Chris Browns annoyingly fanatic and mental little fangirls will ensure his career isnt over any time soon. The general consensus amongst them is 'OMGz, Chris Brown is so sXy! Rihanna is a lying biatch.' I see him disappearing for a few months, but coming back stronger than ever. Maybe with a cheesy ass reality show thrown in for good measure.
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lmao @ "OMGz, Chris Brown is so sXy! Rihanna is a lying biatch." The very sad thing is, everything you said will probably ring true. And even though he beat the shit out of her (according to reports), you just KNOW the little shit will turn the story all around, and make it like, "Oh, poor little ol' me, I grew up in an abusive home, it's not my fault at all". Then the dumbass media will fall at his feet, while Rihanna attempts to recover from the emotional bruising he left on her.
Another thing, I'm not saying that Rihanna is totally innocent, because no one knows exactly what the fight was about. However, it doesn't even matter what exactly she said (even if she started the argument)..
As a man, no matter what is going down, you have to know when to walk away. It should just *never* escalate to you beating on a woman like that.
What a cowardice jackass.
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you are so unbelievably fucking dead on with this. and this is the reason i fucking hate 14 year old girls. they don't fucking get it. they are so fucking insecure with themselves that they would be nervous to admit that they don't like this douche for beating on his woman. they are worried that they will get looked at as strange for having a differing opinion and he WILL come back stronger than ever.
remember Kobe? not the same of course, but people love him again. rape what? his jersey is the best selling NBA jersey right now. go figure. we all thought his career was dead in the water in 2004, but nope. change the number and change the perception of the american jersey buying public.
it's fucking sick.
parents need to sit their fucking kids down and tell them that people that do shit like this douche are NOT fucking acceptable and deserve every bit of the silent treatment that rhianna was probably giving his very ass the night she got 5 across the eyes.
also guys...getting to a woman by giving her the back hand ISN'T the way. ther are so many other mental games that you need to employ before even THINKING about doing this kind of shit. the mental stuff works. trust me.
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Kobe was never convinced of anything. The girl he so-called "raped", went around blabbing to all her friends about how big his dick was and had 3 different men's semen in her draws when she went to turn Kobe in. And on top of that, the heifer was a bi-polar, fame groupie.
If you're going to condemn somebody, at least make sure they're GUILTY first. You are innocent until proven guilty in American, right?
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though he deserves it only in Jay-Z's is he some sort of GODFATHER. there is no hit on CB's head. Jay-Z isn't no AL CAPONE mobster figure. haha. that's silly. but for fun lets pretend like Jova, lets say he does have hitmen...how do they do it? i say Shawn the Don brings CB into his office to forgive him. Rihanna is standing next to Shawn the Don with one arm on the top of the chair the other on Shawn the Don's shoulder. CB takes a seat. "No Air" is playing in the background and then BOOM two of BK's hardest mofos jump CB. one grabs his body the other puts the plastic bag over his head. as he his taking his last breaths rihanna and Jigga walk over and rihanna says "you look so dumb right now" and Jigga throws up the ROC and CB's vision fades to black and he realizes you don't mess with the ROC. yeah, thats how it happens in Jay-Z's mind. silly Jay-Z
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you are insane to believe that Jay Z doesn't know people who know people who know people that can "get the job done".
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NO. jay is from marcy i know he knows folks willing to kill but i'm saying jay isn't a damn mob boss. jay isn't ordering a hit on CB. this thing might be more ridic than the whole herpes thing. jay could probably care less. him wanting CB dead...NO
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Wiseblood is caught up in the rapper = gangster hype. Discernment is a good thing.
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not true. even powerful white guys that have NO rapper cred have connections to people that can take care of business. don't be fooled. chris brown is in some deep shit.
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No matter what he would like to do, Jay-Z's no fool. If anything happened to Chris he would be the first one they look at.
Plus. It ain't all that damn serious. This isn't Sopranos worthy.
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Exactly, this idiot wiseblood is on some real "Jay-Z's a hardcore motherfucker" shit.
Please, how come he didn't do anything to Big Pun when Big Pun smashed a champagne bottle over his head? Or when Nas went off on his mother? Or when Mobb Deep went in on him? Or when 50 Cent dissed him?
This is what happens when suburban kids get ahold to rap records. They start thinkin the shit that they hear is REAL.
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LOL Yeah, there's a lot of that floatin' around here. Folks can't separate fantasy from reality.
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To answer your questions:
1. I wouldn't doubt it.
2. Yeah, his career is over. No matter what he does, I doubt he could ever rehabilitate his image after something like this.
3. I doubt Jay-Z said anything like that.
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burn the nigger on a cross that way he can get faster to his god.......BURN NIGGER BURN!!!!!!!!!!!
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look dude...
i don't care if this mother fucker wronged your mother. no need for the N word. it's fucking 2009 and we have an African American President. don't be so fucking retarded.
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the internet is fucked up, man. Trying to police it only incites more hate.
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It's best to ignore proven trolls. Then when you see, "elpepe is on your ignore list." you can just LOL. It's most likely sPam, anyway.
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Yea, pop a cap in his worthless ass.
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chris brown needs to consider the hip-hop chess federation. WU-TANG BITCHES
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Some of you guys are insane...Jay-Z is not thug, ganster, or tough guy...he's a millionaire rapper, producer, etc that loves to have a tough guy image conveyed to his fans. He's just another phoney, albeit talented, who, like Snoop Dog, 50 Cent, etc, tries to act like he's a "gangster" so he can connect with young, inner city youths. I bet you that most of these wannabe's have never even fired a gun, let alone drop the hammer on another human being. Its easy to talk like a tough guy... Its even easier to act like one, but the real dangerous bastards in this world aren't the ones who are flaunting it on TV or on the radio.
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Come on 50 sent got shot 9 times. It is safe to say that his image isn't fake, nor is Snoop he grew up in the worst neighborhood in the Us at the time.
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cent*
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Snoop aint grow up in the worst neighborhood in the United States. Please, that dude's from Long Beach. Now, don't get me wrong, LBC has some real killers, but Snoop went to school with Cameron Diaz, homie.
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Looks can be deceiving, can't they? He looks so fucking innocent. Who knew this lil baby-faced 19 yr old would deliver 'the beat-down' of the century? damn.
I never cared much for either of them: they were agressively denying that they were even dating. According to her, he was like her 'brother'. Well brothers and sisters fight all the time. lol.
Seriously tho...he'll probably get some community service (if it goes that far), lay low for a bit and then continue his career. He's only 19 and people are fickle, they'll forget soon. She'll play up the victim thing for a while...continue to make crappy music, sounding like a starving goat and annoying the hell out of me.
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LOL! I think you've nailed it.
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Why'd you mention goat? Now I've gotta go to Ja' Grill.
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go on and get your curried goat with rice 'n peas, or plain white rice or maybe boiled green bananas?
Personally I love curried goat with the rice 'n peas :)
Yumm..
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Rice 'n peas, stewed cabbage and fried plantain. ;)
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Thats a meal right there.
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I see in near future a new Chris! A Chris that made his hours of anger management classes and found God! Just like killers in prison do...otherwise he can't change his image...even so he won't be able to fool everybody. Or maybe he'll become a preacher...you never know
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well if the whole thing really started when chris brown got a booty call text, then that's his problem...i'm sure it also had a lot to do with typical jealousy/insecurity issues on rihanna's part, because it seems like she'd have had to done/said some crazy irrational shit to get beat up...who knows
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ignore my poor grammar, thanks :)
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holy shit! Being with a guy that's fucking cheatin on you makes you nuts, get it you dumbass fucks? What do you expect? How would ANY of you people react if your bf/gf got a bootycall text when you're right there??? WAKE UP idiot. (gabriella)
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i'm confused, you're calling me an idiot? notice i said she was probably dealing with TYPICAL (as in, the same shit most chicks deal with?) jealousy/insecurity issues. get it right ya stupid cunt :)
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Really who gives a shit? Not me. Karma is a biatch. Chris Brown will receive his due. I doubt Jay Z made that statement. That is probably journalistic embellishment. If anything, this should be used to help show men, that violence toward women is wrong.
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All of this is disturbing
I have only heard one side to this before now! That this guy beat her up pretty bad! Poor Rihanna! Give me a break !
I am not saying I condone what he may have done! But do not paint her in dolled up innocence either because she is not.
Let us engage the rumor mill! If she did anything like spit in his face, hit him, or throw the keys out of the window or any of this absurdity, then she is equally as in the wrong. I know you women have your emotions. But do not use it as a pretext to poor judgement, be an adult WOMAN. And any woman who would do the mentioned above shows no respect for a man if she is willing to raise her hand to him. So if a man hits a woman he is a monster. But if a woman hits a man, people come with " just be a man about it " If I can be man enough to respect you and not put my hands on you, you should be a true woman and do the same! Because we are supposed to be equals.
But in all fairness whatever she did wouldn't warrant a beatdown. If, (if) she did anything that made him mad he should have just parked the car, kept his mouth shut called two cabs (or limo's) to pick them up and take them home to their respective (seperate) residences'. Ignore her calls until she comes to her senses or until he was calmed down.
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also what is with that fucking queer shirt he is wearing?
i don't get this ass wipe.
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Be so funny if this chump goes all crazy after all this - Amy Winehouse/Bobby Brown style. Would be fucking entertaining... really hope he does.
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1) yes, she is the j-lo the next generation
2) difficult to say but if that pink wristwatch is any indication, i see an ebony and ivory tour with lance bass
3) hell yeah, if he was in vegas for the all-star festivities and then hauled ass to mommy
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would be ironic if Jay-Z had made that statement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_812nBiQgFc&feature=related
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Look at all these white knights, she gave him gonorrhea, she deserved the beating.
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1. What's that got to do with it? If he can't handle women with attitudes, he shouldn't date them.
2. He'll lie low and come back. R.Kelly's been doing that shit for years because people are willing to blame the victim in spite of the perpetrator's obvious guilt.
3. It sounds like the 2000s edition of beef since the rap thing died down. I see him doing a "Don't you love me?!?!" tour like the Coreys.
This bastard is only sorry he got caught because he picked a high-profile woman to beat on.
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Nice pink watch... punkass!
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Exactly, what is he a 9 year old girl wearing a watch like that?
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What kind of big tough guy walk's arround wearing a stupid shirt with a big blue shiny heart,a pinky ring ,bag with gold straps and a pink watch.
Chris Brown eye fucker did all this to lead us off that his a gay...
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1. I believe she is, especially in Bed!
2. Not quite... He'll live to tell the tale of a failed blowjoe on a rented lamborghini...
3. Jay-Z can't do it... can't pull the trigger.. and will never do...
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