Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty To Rihanna Beat Down. WTF?
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo, what's the official strategy behind this move? Prosecutors are saying Rihanna's prepared to testify against Chris Brown, but they're also saying that both parties are doing their best to resolve the case outside of court. What the fuck, right?
This case has officially reached the point of absurdity that no one really gives a shit about what happens to Chris Brown or Rihanna anymore. The only resolution from the public's standpoint is for Rihanna to go on Oprah and publicly state that she hates Chris & every other bastard who beats on women.
Anyway, it's really sad, but it appears as if Chris Brown will get the pass this time around. I guess society will prosecute when he eventually pulls an OJ Simpson on some poor chick. For Rihanna's sake, let's just hope it's not her...
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I delineated Chris Brown's defense strategy a couple weeks back: Blame the LAPD
if that fails he can always try the Twinkie defense
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if he doesn't get some decent jail time, he's going to get hurt. 4 bodyguards won't be enough for the pussy
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Let the dude have his day in court.
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court will give him a slap on the wrist like every celeb
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It'll be interesting to see whether or not Rihanna will testify against him.
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i get the feeling she won't do shit.
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I doubt she will, either. And, she had the opportunity to be a voice for abused women.
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That's a lot to expect from a pampered 21 year old. She did do the right thing by re-leaving dude, though.
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"Re-leaving"? LOL!
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LOL
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If my bf ever laid a hand on me his feet wouldn't touch. I don't care how much you love them, violence only escalates. I hope chris brown gets the help he needs and the sentence he deserves. And i hope Rihanna does the right ting if she's called to.
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Punk.Period
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dead on!
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OK.
(1) It was just an arraignment. EVERYONE pleads not guilty at their arraignment. It will only be newsworthy if he pleads not guilty at a plea status hearing (if they schedule those there).
(2) I've concluded Rihanna wants to be beaten. Not only did she get back with the guy, she recently got three handgun tattoos. She wants to be gangsta, which I presume includes getting smacked around by your thug boyfriend.
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You're a moron.
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go Chris Breezeeeyyy..he is actually one of my favourite people right now, nuff love to him for beating that twat..say what you like about me liking this guy i dont give a fuck, say something- i'll do a chris brown all over your face!!!!!!!!!!
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So...you're not a Rihanna fan, huh? LOL! Please don't hit me!!!
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No Angel on Angel violence.
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LOL, i won't, got love for my fellow Angel ;)
but yea, the general gist of my rant is i hate rihanna, she's such a twat that has no talent..people keep telling me about her 'versatility' but in order to be versatile you'd need to actually be good at something, not murdering every genre of music she touches.
oh yea, and she's fucking ugly..gets love now she's covered her five head? wtf's that about? huh? huh? lol and i'm calm
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shut up idiot
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The caption is absolutely amazing!
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That 'My Bad' caption is the funniest thing Bastardly has posted in at least a year
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So every celebrity accused of domestic violence kills his wife? WTF?
I mean, Hollywood and the music industry is full of woman beaters and they didn't go all "O.J. Simpson" on anybody. The level of absurdity of this case is ridiculous. Chris Brown and Rihanna are no different from millions of people around the world going through the same thing, with the exception that she is famous. It is not HER job to be a "domestic violence advocate" or anything. She is just a singer. He is just a singer. Nobody's gonna get get killed, because most people don't get killed.
Now, he might beat her again, or she might leave him for good, but going "OJ Simpson" is a far cry from a fight in a Lamborghini.
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there is nobody else that could of kicked rhianna's ass that night... and everybody knows it...
he should just send the public $5 each and we would be ok with it... who is he trying to convince the courts?
he is already convicted and sentenced to a permanent stigma in the public conciousness... bleedin' idiot!
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there is nobody else that could of kicked rhianna's ass that night... and everybody knows it...
he should just send the public $5 each and we would be ok with it... who is he trying to convince the courts?
he is already convicted and sentenced to a permanent stigma in the public consciousness... bleedin' idiot!
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Look he made a mistake. If she has gotten over it everybody else should. I'm not saying what he did was ok but everyone act as if he is a bad person and remember there are two sides to every story. They seem to love each other so let it go.Stop tring to make an example out of him.If this has happen to you in the past and you did nothing about it you should have but you can't re-live what you went through with the mistake Chris Brown made.
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"and remember there are two sides to every story."
..did you see the picture of her and him afterwards? what part of that did you miss?
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he's either gonna get ass-raped in prison, or ass-raped out of prison as retaliation. so whatev
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stupid man..
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seriously, he messed up. i bet she dint see his huge fist coming. thats what u get rihanna, for choosing chris over me, i wish. seriously, i dont care, as long a he kips making good music to my ear.
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seriously, he messed up. i bet she dint see his huge fist coming. thats what u get rihanna, for choosing chris over me, i wish. seriously, i dont care, as long a he kips making good music to my ear.
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