Christian Serratos Shines @ "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" L.A. Premiere
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinBy far, Christian was the best dressed star of "New Moon," which hits theaters this weekend. If she can manage to stay in shape & maintain her hotness level while "befriending" the right Hollywood producers and directors, then I truly see her making a successful transition to more adult roles.
Anyway, here's the "New Moon" trailer:






















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the outfit and bod are close to exemplary, but i'll pass on the face, even though it could just be the make-up.
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Neck down very nice; Neck up - no thanks. What is she the new Vida?
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she's a mess. she needs to be relegated to a life of Telemundo remote news broadcasts.
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Damn. This girl has a bangin' ass body. She should have turned around though.
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Cute, very cute. Nothing wrong with her face. U guys need glasses ;)
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I agree.
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Way too many blind people.
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Suzie Crabgrass certainly has grown since her Ned's Declassified days. I didn't recognize her. I'd like to get to know her.
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Yep. Did she get a visit from the late puberty fairy or the early implant fairy?
Either way, she should give a booty view next time, for completeness.
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Her face looks like it went 12 rounds with Pacquiao and lost a unanimous decision.
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nice and exotic
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Come now, people; I know she looks like a mess.
But you can fuck the literal shit out of her!
And she'll be good in bed, and happy about it.
You'll feel like a million bucks.
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wow, very very nice looking
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She's really pretty. Face is not quite as good as the body. But she's still quite bangable.
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I don't like the face at all but wow, very hot body.
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Not bad...but a little more thigh, could help enormous..and is that her normal standing position? or is she purposely sticking out her butt, which I can't see at all....and face well I think the only thing that fucks it up is her nose, too wide..other then that..she's good to go....
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butta
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This is odd. Usually I think her face is pretty and her body looks a little underdeveloped, but here here body is slammin' and her face looks RuPaulish. Bad job with the makeup and hairstyling. Should have kept her usual look from the neck up. At any rate, I'm now convinced she could look amazing with a little more practice.
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Damn, is this bitch in the movie?
Goddamn, I gotta start watchin' that teen shit again. . . .
After I get off probation.
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Tits are fake as hell...
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Holy crap. Maybe I should watch all that Twilight stuff!
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face=pass..
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*GULP*
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she's actually really pretty but her hair colour and that lilac lipstick are doing her no favours. Body is amazing!!
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