Coleen Rooney Goes Into Third Wheel Mode!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

While we await Adriana to make her grand arrival into St. Barts, we'll continue to make fun of Coleen Rooney.

She's currently on an extended Caribbean vacation with some friends. And, just in case you guys missed them, you can find all of Coleen's bikini pics from her vacation over here.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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and you consider yourself model-like?

Sunday, January 25th, 2009 @ 1:13am
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shes just curvy!! i love coleen shes a sweetie!

Friday, January 23rd, 2009 @ 7:30pm
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More like a money-obsessed bitch

Friday, January 23rd, 2009 @ 9:09pm
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The red bikini check definitely has birthing hips. THAT is a sweet hourglass figure, unlike that fat, implanted, mudshark whore Kardashian.

Friday, January 23rd, 2009 @ 10:40pm
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'Baby Making Hips' lol yeah thats right. I like her body - yeah i said it. She looks like a shaggable woman to me.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009 @ 8:46am
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Coleen looks like a crazy bitch, I totaly would. ...and I'd give her a pearl necklace.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009 @ 6:31pm
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damn... shes is one crazy bitch out there!!!

Sunday, January 25th, 2009 @ 3:53am
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I like her body. She only needs to tone up a bit.

Sunday, January 25th, 2009 @ 11:36am
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Colleens figure is boring. She could definately do with toning up. The girl in in the red bikini, however, has a great curvy figure. Gotta love those baby making hips.

Sunday, January 25th, 2009 @ 1:09pm
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Coleen just needs a few sessions in the gym. She's totally poundable right now but I bet she would be incredible after some Pilates. I can only imagine taking her from the back. Wow!

Sunday, January 25th, 2009 @ 8:40pm
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