Coleen Rooney Still Wears Two-Piece Bikini While On Vacation!
Friday, January 23rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe other day, Moe had a suggestion to Coleen Rooney about possibly considering a one-piece swimsuit rather than a two-piece bikini that'd show off her stomach.
Not like Coleen is all-out fat, I mean, we've questioned Danielle Lloyd wearing a bikini in the past. It seems that Coleen needs to go on the Alessandra Ambrosio bikini bod workout plan to really get into shape.
This is Moe's dream girl:
Albeit, that chick is chunky in the red bikini.
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Hey Moe, ain't that you @ your home here?
*click to enlarge*
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Moe is still sleeping after a long night of tantric sex.
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Her body isn't as bad as her face. She still needs a bag over her head.
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who's the hot guy in the firts pic ?
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i think her body is 10000x times hotter (even with that tummy) than alessandras. femininine and sexy. face is boring, though
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From the butta face down, I don't think that she looks that bad. I'd be interested in woman with a body like that if I were on the prowl.
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She's a normal sized woman. Women DO have hips and thanks to our Bastardly blogger for stating that he isn't calling Miss Rooney fat. There is such a warped sense of what the female body is supposed to look like thanks to a lot of the hollywood and model types.
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she looks touchable and cute...and like she wont freak out if she drinks a milkshake
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