Conan O'Brien Scrapes Bottom Of Celebrity Barrel To Up Ratings!
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Don't know if you guys know this, but ever since Conan relocated his show to the new time slot his ratings have tanked well below what Jay Leno used to pull in the same spot. Well anyway, Conan invited Paris Hilton (of all people) to ho-it-up on his show last night in hopes to improve viewership...Did it work?
Shit....those are really cute shoes.
I wonder if they come in women's sizes....
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I hope they incinerated that table.
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It may have spontaneously combusted on impact. Thank God that Conan moved the microphone to the other side of the desk or there may have been an unfortunate mixup on Paris' part.
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That golf club is the only way Conan could get wood from Paris.
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ha ha, I am sure the thought of even seeing this nasty whore's vagina would make his ginger pubes turn grey.
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conan is funny as hell. don't know why he would invite that nasty whore.
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shes a has been
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hmmmm....no sir. i don't like it. please tell me you can't get
herpes from just looking at her picture?!? i feel so dirty.
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Ewww, Paris Hilton. Fail.
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I like Conan O'Brien, but I think he's a much better fit for "Late Night." His comedy just doesn't fit into "The Tonight Show" mold, and you can kinda see him struggling to dumb it down in his monologues.
I'll be really happy if Jay Leno's new show bombs (and there's a good chance it will). Leno sucks.
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Why did she bring her dildo with her on the show??
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lmao
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cause she lent her anal beads to her sister
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^LOL
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Did she bring that golf club out of thoughtfulness? You know so whoever wants to kill her would not have the inconvenience of not finding a weapon?
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That's nice, now the desk is infected.
I guess Conan wanted an excuse to get a new desk, must not have liked that one very much.
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Smells like Herpes!!
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mmm, conan o'brien is funny and cool, but now he needs a new desk. oww
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Was she actually hoping for a laugh? Please some one tell that stupid woman no one wats to see her. Dady's money can buy her anything she wants including her boy toys But NOT TALENT!!
wooooooooo please don't come to ruin our night. Bony whore!
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Why can't we get rid of this NASTY WHORE?, she is just like swine flu spreading her nasty whoreness and vapidness all over the World, give me a fucking gun, some whiskey and I will put one in her temple.
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I forget what was said exactly but he said something along the lines of "who could we bring on the show thats classy??" and so appears Paris. She said a few lines that were really unfunny and the crowd didn't take to her at all as Conan sat behind her with a smile. I wasn't really paying attention so I have no idea what that bit was about but I'm sure it failed.
Last week the show and the guests were all great, first week was eh. This past Monday's show with Will Arnett was a bit painful but seeing the Spinal Tap guys was great. They should've been given more airtime, they were hilarious.
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who the hell still cherishes this skank that she is some how still in demand? how low can someone's self esteme be to look up to paris hilton?
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I like watching Conan on the Tonight show. I missed the Paris one though. I wish I saw it - I think Paris is hot. I doubt I'll ever meet her, so I don't care if she has herpes or is dumb. I just want her to show off her hot body.
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Pink...dress.. I bet her pussy ain´t pink after all the fucking this bitch have done
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