Crack Morning: Lady GaGa Cruised Around Paris Lookin' Like This

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Camera Whore extraordinaire kept it simple when choosing her outfit earlier this AM in Paris. She busted out the Tremoille hotel dressed in a pair of satin panties over delicious fishnets, and a fitted jacket with (presumably) nothing underneath. Baby penis bump nowhere in sight, so thank God for that...

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2 Bastards Dig This!

why do you guys even give her face time?

she's like that kid at the restaurant that thought all those scribbles on his complimentary maze were like the Mona Lisa and he wanted to show all the tables...and his retarded mom - with her wasted, stretched out vag - went home and hung it on the wall in a frame because she's just so damn proud of the little xerox that sleeps across the hall.

don't encourage this idiotic behavior.

and for all you lades...

don't be THAT mom...

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 9:18am
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Buy my music indeed. She sure knows how to get attention and market herself.

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 9:29am
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Where's her teacup filled with LSD?
Bitch is slippin.

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 9:30am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Yeah... this is remarkably tame for GaGa: no stained glass hat, no cameltoe, no visible nipples... maybe she's finally realizing absolutely no one anywhere is attracted to her.

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 9:35am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Why are you posting pictures of this dude?

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 9:45am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

he has a great girl body for a dude, but he wears some CRAZY clothes, nice job Larry

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 9:48am
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2 Bastards Dig This!

HERMAPHRODITE

I still don't get why he didn't get his penor removed

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 10:00am
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pg3 pic3, the WTF look on the face of the girl on the right sums up my feelings on the whole GaGa matter.

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 10:28am
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Bingo - that girl's facial expression says it all!!!!

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 10:41am
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She's like one of those crazy performance acts that hang out in Paris metros, Parisians are used to this stuff.

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 11:31am
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It´s a good thing she has a dick because it takes balls to go around looking like that!

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 11:34am
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pillow, face, breathing....get it? DO IT!

Friday, September 11th, 2009 @ 1:46pm
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i don't like chicks with dicks

Saturday, September 12th, 2009 @ 12:11am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I'm really beginning to believe that this woman has some mental problems. It sucks because she has a beautiful Italian ass and even has some nice tits.

Saturday, September 12th, 2009 @ 1:14am
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I guess she's ready for Tim Burton's new movie: Alice in Wonderland.

Sunday, September 13th, 2009 @ 10:55am
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She wears giant sunglasses to hide her giant nose.

Monday, November 16th, 2009 @ 12:38pm
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