DAAYUM! Beyonce Goes With A Super Short Dress @ BET Awards!
Monday, June 29th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I don't care what all you Beyonce haters will soon say, but this woman is looking absolutely delicious from all angles! I'm happy she's showing off her bod! YOU GO GIRL!!
And of course: DAMMMN YOU, JAY-Z!!
























Moe, you're getting soft...
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Is this really the place to discuss the condition of Moe's genitalia?
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she has the worst fashion sense ever.
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She must've read my memo, I know Alicia Keys did. That's who you need to post! OW!
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Beyonce? Really? Boring.
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lol @ page 3... BFSC= bastardly freaky legs cam...guessing you meant shoes, because those are fuckin hideous. beyonce looks pretty good besides that, maybe even like she's gotten a little thinner
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Pic 5 is just ... damn .... perfect. Those legs are the stuff my dreams are made of.
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I love Beyonce, she's very stylish and natural :)
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I can almost see it's ballsack. Poor tuck job Rupaul!
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she looks great here, this dress is very flattering
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She does have some killer legs, caring those fugly hoop earring must really tone the calves and glutes.
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I don't care what the haters say, I love you Beyonce Knowles!!
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Word. And anyone callin' her a man can't deny the hater tag.
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Don't like her..too chubby!!
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She looks nice here but her legs are really ugly.
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Very nice
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I love her outfit
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too chubby? If you say so. I think Beyonce is damn near perfect
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Oh no, she's sooo fat, that hideous pig. . . .
j/k
I've told y'all before. That woman is a dancer, so you know she's toned up.
That's why she has those beautiful thighs and legs. She really is the new Tina Turner.
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her music sometimes just annoy me.
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She should have turned around let me see that booty
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is it just me or is she getting a belly in this picture.
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is thunder time
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i ment its
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You meant it's.
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forgot the stupid a..meant
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you forgot the o after the a
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i ment your an a o
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I meant you're an asshole.
There.
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Quit typing with your toes, Alina...
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I can't help it when they're like fingers.......
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They're not THAT long...
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nearly though. But the gout makes them appear smaller so its all good!
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*starts crying*
Thus proving my theory that most English girls have bad feet. >_<
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and dont get me started on the athletes foot.
LOL
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*vomits*
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haha!!!!!
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That's it.
*sends a footballer to her house*
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO anything but that!!!
I'd rather wax Lauren Conrad's mustache and massage her trotters than that!!!!!
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oh god. hot tea up the nose. ow.
Brilliant.
And maybe when you're done with all that, you two can go to a club where people wee on each other.
I'm Old Gregg...
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HAHAHA!!!
Ever drink baileys from a shoe?
Love the Boosh.
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See this? It's my Mangina.
I'M OLD GREGG.......
I watched that with my husband last night. It was his first time seeing it. I thought he was gonna DIE because he was laughing so hard.
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Then how come this hooks in my head fool?
It's attached to your rod mother licka!!
Ah my boyfriend thinks its hilarious but he also finds it scary too. I just love it. So random.
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That Comment ROCKS!!!
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oh you harmed my ego by calling me an asshole..I rather prefer to be an asshole than to have such an ugly ratface like you. How many mirrors did you damage hun?
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Plenty...
But still not as many as you i'm guessing!
;)
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I am ignoring you.You understand me,or should I write it in a way that a retard like you understands it.nah just a waste of time,and don't even think about it, to write me a mail,cause your just waistin your time hun. Go back into your drain and eat some shit and garbage.krepier du blöde stinkende Zigeunerfut schaust aus wie a tschuschnfut.du dreckige debile behinderte nutte.du gehörst so gefetzt dasd nie wieder aufstehst.tschüss du gestörte
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Oh well, Alina. Looks like sPam is gonna ignore you... again. I know this is a very trying time for you, so if there's anything I can do to help you navigate thru this, this maze of tragedy, just drop me a line. Be strong!
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Thanks, its good to know i have friends like you in this difficult period in my life. I think maybe, just maybe, i'll make it through...!!!!
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