Danica Patrick vs. Natalie Gulbis @ The 2009 ESPY Awards
Thursday, July 16th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinDanica Patrick and Natalie Gulbis are considered amongst the hottest chicks in their sports. But when it comes down to it, are they two really that hot? Sure we've seen Danica in the SI Swimsuit Issue where she's looked good (probably in part to photoshop) but from last night's ESPY Awards, I wasn't overly impressed with either two. However, they're considered hot athletes (not compared to Allison Stokke) so that's their hook to get the buzz.






















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OH LORD!...THERE AINT NO HEAVEN....
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Danica has the better face, Natalie used to have the better body but not anymore, Danica wins
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Danica looks like she's auditioning for the role of a young Queen Elizabeth II.
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Natalie looks like every other blonde Playboy type out there. I can't tell those girls apart. Very un- interesting IMO.
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I don't really find either all that hot.
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None of the above.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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gulbis looks more feminine here, but where's the tennis players at?
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On the moneyy: tennis chicks number one and track and field number two. The golf chicks are okay, and you'd be trying to figure out how to get them home if they were at frat party and you had a handful of beers in you. In terms of actually being good looking, though? Not really. You wouldn't turn your head to look at Natalie if you saw her walking down the street in any major city during your lunch break today, would you?
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both are doable but they both need to step up there game.
danica let you damn hair down.
7 for both. with work 8
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danica is the best looking man in the world
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Yeesh, what happened? Danica looks very matronly and old here. Neither are hot. Sorry.
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Meh to each indivitually. Put them together and we're having a party!
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I'd let Danica RIDE ME HARD and shift my Gear Stick
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fugs
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Why must I choose I want both. But let's re do Danica's hair.
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I vote for anyone other than that no talent Patrick. Even though Gulbis is a no talent, too. Can I vote for Morgan Pressel?
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