Danica Patrick vs. Natalie Gulbis @ The 2009 ESPY Awards

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Danica Patrick and Natalie Gulbis are considered amongst the hottest chicks in their sports. But when it comes down to it, are they two really that hot? Sure we've seen Danica in the SI Swimsuit Issue where she's looked good (probably in part to photoshop) but from last night's ESPY Awards, I wasn't overly impressed with either two. However, they're considered hot athletes (not compared to Allison Stokke) so that's their hook to get the buzz.


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OH LORD!...THERE AINT NO HEAVEN....

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 12:24pm
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Danica has the better face, Natalie used to have the better body but not anymore, Danica wins

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 12:57pm
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Danica looks like she's auditioning for the role of a young Queen Elizabeth II.

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 1:08pm
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Natalie looks like every other blonde Playboy type out there. I can't tell those girls apart. Very un- interesting IMO.

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 1:08pm
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I don't really find either all that hot.

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 1:14pm
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None of the above.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 1:21pm
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gulbis looks more feminine here, but where's the tennis players at?

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 3:12pm
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On the moneyy: tennis chicks number one and track and field number two. The golf chicks are okay, and you'd be trying to figure out how to get them home if they were at frat party and you had a handful of beers in you. In terms of actually being good looking, though? Not really. You wouldn't turn your head to look at Natalie if you saw her walking down the street in any major city during your lunch break today, would you?

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 3:55pm
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both are doable but they both need to step up there game.
danica let you damn hair down.
7 for both. with work 8

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 5:40pm
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danica is the best looking man in the world

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 9:47pm
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Yeesh, what happened? Danica looks very matronly and old here. Neither are hot. Sorry.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 5:34pm
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Meh to each indivitually. Put them together and we're having a party!

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 1:53am
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I'd let Danica RIDE ME HARD and shift my Gear Stick

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 9:04pm
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fugs

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 @ 12:57am
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Why must I choose I want both. But let's re do Danica's hair.

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 @ 12:26am
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I vote for anyone other than that no talent Patrick. Even though Gulbis is a no talent, too. Can I vote for Morgan Pressel?

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 @ 12:33pm
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